Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Stromageddon]

penazzling, balldazzling

I saw the title of "Scrotal Rejuvination and Ballsack Beauty" but I read it anyway. I'd like to think I'm a warrior of some sort.

 

[Stromageddon]

Also did lol @ this recommendation after getting your anus bleached

"Clients must avoid sun exposure to the anus for 2 weeks before and 6 weeks after treatment. Note: anal sunbaking will reduce the long term effectiveness of our treatments and ongoing touch ups may be required for clients who persist with regular anal sunbaking."

 

[Stromageddon]

I didn't even know anal sunbaking was a thing

 

[NoddyHolder]

I didn't even know anal sunbaking was a thing

I personally use a tanning bed when working on my anus tan. But it's usually brown enough.

 

[NoddyHolder]

While we're in the region of toilet humour '- Mrs Holder's just dropped her phone in the toilet. I was like that roman sentry in Life of Brian trying to keep a straight face while she was going off about it.

 

[I Dont Care]

I didn't even know anal sunbaking was a thing

Nothing like looking good before a colonoscopy

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

Won't be long until 50cent destroys Bruce Lee.

 

[I Dont Care]

Won't be long until 50cent destroys Bruce Lee.

My money is on Bruce. I've seen Fist Of Fury

 

[Grave Danger]

Won't be long until 50cent destroys Bruce Lee.

I remember when 50 cents could get you a Bruce Lee matinee, plus a Musk Knight and medium size cordial.

 

[Steve Dore]

Nothing like looking good before a colonoscopy

a colonoscope is a tube that connects two arse holes together.

 

[I Dont Care]

a colonoscope is a tube that connects two arse holes together.

Never come between two arse holes, unless they're tanned

 

[Magpiespower]

Worst thing about a big fight is that it draws every oxygen-thieving, knuckle-dragging meathead in town...

 

[charcolechaddy]

Wow boxing is frked!

 

[Magpiespower]

Haha! Resident Channel 7 goose Tim Noonan just rattled off as many boxing puns as he could in the weather report.

"Main weather," "packed a punch" and "Rocky" were just a few.

Couldn't work in Pacquiao, though.

EDIT: He did get "pack/Pac" in. Humble apologies...

 

[raman]

Bring back the Westhoff and Wingard thread.

#fightthepower

 

[raman]

#soawkward

 

[TeeKray]

#soawkward

Chad's looking away. It's a sign.

 

[StuMan]

Bring back the Westhoff and Wingard thread.

#fightthepower

Yeah. I missed out

 

[I Dont Care]

Yeah. I missed out

Same

 

[edgie]

So I've got a lime tree which is fruiting, I have no real use for the fruit, so I decide to make use of it by being some beer.

I went with the cliche option, Corona.

What a dreadful, overrated beer. Worse than I remember, and almost undrinkable without lime.

 

[raman]

So I've got a lime tree which is fruiting, I have no real use for the fruit, so I decide to make use of it by being some beer.

I went with the cliche option, Corona.

What a dreadful, overrated beer. Worse than I remember, and almost undrinkable without lime.

So true.

It's the VB of Mexico, yet is viewed as classy elsewhere, for some reason. Watery rubbish.

 

[edgie]

So true.

It's the VB of Mexico, yet is viewed as classy elsewhere, for some reason. Watery rubbish.

Honestly, would prefer a XXXX, VB, Fosters, TEDS, Carlton Dry, SuperDry... that's about it.

Draw the line at West End or Carlton Draught though.

 

[xflamedancer]

So I've got a lime tree which is fruiting, I have no real use for the fruit, so I decide to make use of it by being some beer.

I went with the cliche option, Corona.

What a dreadful, overrated beer. Worse than I remember, and almost undrinkable without lime.

#tequilarocks

 

[edgie]

Just coated a wedge of lime with salt and popped it in, was like diet coke and mentos, holy shit! Why didn't someone warn me about beer and salt?

 

[raman]