Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[HaroldOliver]

You want your mates to rub your dick?*

*i like your posts but I'm definitely not your mate especially if this is your expectation.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

You want your mates to rub your dick?*

*i like your posts but I'm definitely not your mate especially if this is your expectation.

My wifes mates pls

 

[Dylan8]

when was the last time you saw someone call 'first' on the internet? i feel like that's gone out

i've really missed it

 

[Janus]

That's because there's only a limited chance of actually getting pregnant even if the woman is completely healthy. Whereas for guys...well, Red Hot Chili Peppers were right when they sang about giving it away...

 

[chiwigi]

that value my cv website that has been in the media recently says i'm worth 165k AUD per annum.

They're on crack considering my experience level.

Effectively enhanced CV.

 

[I Dont Care]

You want your mates to rub your dick?*

*i like your posts but I'm definitely not your mate especially if this is your expectation.

If you close your eyes...does it really matter who rubs it? It's the rubbing that counts

 

[I Dont Care]

That's because there's only a limited chance of actually getting pregnant even if the woman is completely healthy. Whereas for guys...well, Red Hot Chili Peppers were right when they sang about giving it away...

Child support...

 

[Dylan8]

 

[Moo87]

I like how the prostate stimulator guy has a home detention bracelet on.

Simulator or stimulator? That t makes a fair difference.

Also - why the need for the screen just to show the poor bent over man?

 

[edgie]

I still buy CD's and vinyl.

I recently acquired a HQ to restore. Once, and it is a long way off, but once it is on the road, I'll be raiding the old man's tape collection.

Black Sabbath, T-Rex, Marc Boland, and The Sweet.

 

[I Dont Care]

Simulator or stimulator? That t makes a fair difference.

Also - why the need for the screen just to show the poor bent over man?

Because...it's stimulating?

 

[I Dont Care]

I recently acquired a HQ to restore. Once, and it is a long way off, but once it is on the road, I'll be raiding the old man's tape collection.

Black Sabbath, T-Rex, Marc Boland, and The Sweet.

'70's were the best

 

[edgie]

'70's were the best

Can't agree in general, but 70s muscle cars... the bets.

 

[Jojay]

I recently acquired a HQ to restore. Once, and it is a long way off, but once it is on the road, I'll be raiding the old man's tape collection.

Black Sabbath, T-Rex, Marc Boland, and The Sweet.

Don't forget Led Zeppelin.

 

[I Dont Care]

Can't agree in general, but 70s muscle cars... the bets.

You would have had to have lived in it to appreciate it. Rap and hip hop et al have seriously impaired the musical emotions in the preceding generations I feel

 

[edgie]

Also attempted to do something handy in the shed today.

 

[I Dont Care]

Don't forget Led Zeppelin.

No-one forgets Led Zeppelin. They are mandatory to any old mans collection

 

[edgie]

Don't forget Led Zeppelin.

I doubt the old man would own any Led Zeppelin tapes.

 

[I Dont Care]

Also attempted to do something handy in the shed today.

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Found some magazines there?

 

[Dylan8]

Rap and hip hop et al have seriously impaired the musical emotions in the preceding generations I feel

blooody ignant old folk i swear

 

[I Dont Care]

I doubt the old man would own any Led Zeppelin tapes.

They are probably just off limits to you

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

I can handle a transgender woman, no worries. But I cant handle one with a beard.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Switzerland gets my votes in Eurovision semi final 2. Big power ballad, great looking singer and nice split dress.

Too much Eurovision is barely enough for SBS. Semi final 2 finishes on SBS at 9.45pm but starts up again on SBS2 at 9.30pm. And for the first time they are showing the final live at 4.30am.

First time I have watched in HD, the shiny leather pants are really shiny and the sparkling sequences are really sparkly.

 

[I Dont Care]

First time I have watched in HD, the shiny leather pants are really shiny and the sparkling sequences are really sparkly.

A few wines makes them even more shiny and sparkly

 

[edgie]

They are probably just off limits to you

I don't actually go much on them to be honest.

Prefer my Rock n Roll a bit more straightforward. Zep have their moments, but to me, there's a bit of nothing between those moments.