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Yeah, all good. Back at work, just feeling stupid, lol
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Bernard Tomic axed from the Davis Cup squad. What a surprise said no one ever.
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What's with Australian tennis players turning into big headed w***ers these days....
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They're tennis players.
They had to put up with his attitude when he was the only Aussie player who was capable of winning matches, but with the rise of the two Ks and one or two others, Bernie has become expendable. When Llittle Lleyton takes up his Davis Cup role it will be interesting to see how he manages Nick Kyrgios's burgeoning ego - that could be an epic clash of wills!
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I remember the video shop in Taperoo used to stick those PLEASE REWIND TAPE labels on everything, even the Nintendo and Sega games.
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The most creative reconstruction of a political memory I've ever seen...
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That is very good, but I'll never be able to look at John Bender the same again. Couldn't they have assassinated the nerdy Brian instead?
That is very good, but I'll never be able to look at John Bender the same again. Couldn't they have assassinated the nerdy Brian instead?
Judd Rudd...
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You havnt played a proper game of cricket then at a higher level with a demon opening bowler coming at you, wind at his back. I got more bruises from batting than anything I ever did put together ( taking out my motor cross riding)
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Its simple - Like Ken said in one of his video montages last season - 'Don't be selfish. I reckon being selfish is not choosing the first option'.. We've been selfish all season!
The wonders of garlic
I had a mega toothache last night pain killers and warm salt water wouldn't ease the bugger at all so I chewed quarter of a clove of garlic for about 5 minutes... eyes watered a bit, that burning taste intensified, spat that hot crap out and then the tooth pain did initially increase quite a bit but 5 minutes later bang toothache gone and hasn't returned today.
Next time you have really nagging tooth pain give it a try as it will at least ease pain drastically before you get to the dentist.
I had a mega toothache last night pain killers and warm salt water wouldn't ease the bugger at all so I chewed quarter of a clove of garlic for about 5 minutes... eyes watered a bit, that burning taste intensified, spat that hot crap out and then the tooth pain did initially increase quite a bit but 5 minutes later bang toothache gone and hasn't returned today.
Next time you have really nagging tooth pain give it a try as it will at least ease pain drastically before you get to the dentist.
I take it conjugal relations were out of the question?
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I'm very single now mate and in recovery and between salt water swilling, nips of raki and garlic munching I was in no condition to go out on the pull.
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Jesus ****ing christ, ordered a pizza two ****ing hours ago and still haven't received it yet, phoned up and the doziest campaigner said my pizza was now coming out of the ****ing oven and would be another 20 ****ing minutes.
Jesus ******* christ, ordered a pizza two ******* hours ago and still haven't received it yet, phoned up and the doziest campaigner said my pizza was now coming out of the ******* oven and would be another 20 ******* minutes.
Make sure you link us to what promises to be a pretty epic Yelp review...
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Jesus ******* christ, ordered a pizza two ******* hours ago and still haven't received it yet, phoned up and the doziest campaigner said my pizza was now coming out of the ******* oven and would be another 20 ******* minutes.
Good story but doesn't count as a tragedy unless you're high.
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Shithouse, wasted 2 hours of my Sunday for you to lose my pizza. How the **** do you lose a pizza? You have 5 pizzas max to keep track of. They're gonna find the Malaysian aircraft before you find my pizza. And don't shake your head at me when I ask for my money back, bitch I'm surprised you found my money you time wasters
Jesus ******* christ, ordered a pizza two ******* hours ago and still haven't received it yet, phoned up and the doziest campaigner said my pizza was now coming out of the ******* oven and would be another 20 ******* minutes.
aaahhhh....
the first world problems we face
now where's the remote
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