Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Contested Marx]

If you're coughing, you're probably no longer contagious. The cough lasts up to four weeks after a cold as the virus has irritated the airways. Lots of the common ailments have you contagious before the obvious signs.

tapatalk is shit

**** the queen and the German inbredd campaigners she represents.

Doctor said the infectious range on a cough is something like 1.8m.

 

[edgie]

I used to use tapatalk before work had free wifi. Uses a lot less data than regular browsers. Was handy.

Also I'm a tightarse, still use pre-paid, and haven't bought a new phone in about 7 years. I'm probably the least phoney gen Y person in the country,

 

[raman]

I used to use tapatalk before work had free wifi. Uses a lot less data than regular browsers. Was handy.

Also I'm a tightarse, still use pre-paid, and haven't bought a new phone in about 7 years. I'm probably the least phoney gen Y person in the country,

Prepaid is for homeless, drug dealers, and drug dealing homeless.

 

[philthy05]

Time for a Friday RANT.

Firstly, if you're sick. Don't go to work. Don't catch public transport and spread the diseases to others who are stuck in a long cigar tube

Everybody " don't go into work sick , it just gets more people sick"


Every bodies boss " bloody bludgers always having time off "

 

[edgie]

Prepaid is for homeless, drug dealers, and drug dealing homeless.

I survive a month on a $20 recharge.

I'd probably get longer but it only lasts a month, even if credit remains.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Great night. Mum is over helping prepare the house for sale and I totally forgot Jonts was coming over to pick up the 1999 team signatures I posted on the port memorabilia thread. I was in the shower as I had forgotten he was coming so my mum opened the door.

Jonts almost died because my German Shepard wanted to savage him. I had to rush out of the shower.

Best introduction ever.

 

[chiwigi]

Doctor said the infectious range on a cough is something like 1.8m.

You cough for up to four weeks after a cold, there would be no economy left.

 

[chiwigi]

Great night. Mum is over helping prepare the house for sale and I totally forgot Jonts was coming over to pick up the 1999 team signatures I posted on the port memorabilia thread. I was in the shower as I had forgotten he was coming so my mum opened the door.

Jonts almost died because my German Shepard wanted to savage him. I had to rush out of the shower.

Best introduction ever.

Was there enough room?

 

[Duck Farmer]

Prepaid is for homeless, drug dealers, and drug dealing homeless.

And my wife.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[edgie]

Great night. Mum is over helping prepare the house for sale and I totally forgot Jonts was coming over to pick up the 1999 team signatures I posted on the port memorabilia thread. I was in the shower as I had forgotten he was coming so my mum opened the door.

Jonts almost died because my German Shepard wanted to savage him. I had to rush out of the shower.

Best introduction ever.

Probably a shoe in for most homoerotic introduction ever as well.

 

[Jonts]

Yeah that dog definitely wanted a taste!

 

[Grave Danger]

 

[glitch01]

Time for a Friday RANT.

Firstly, if you're sick. Don't go to work. Don't catch public transport and spread the diseases to others who are stuck in a long cigar tube. Just because you think your work is too important to miss doesn't mean it's more important than mine. So thanks a lot you Noarlunga bogans for spreading your cold to probably everyone on the train. Also, if you've got to take your kids to the show, maybe don't pump them full of sugar and crap all day long and bend to their every will for a whole freaking day so that by the time they are heading home on the train they're so dog tired, hyped from sugar and used to getting their own way that they will scream the entire trip.

Secondly, what is the point of Tapatalk. Is that the most useless app? Just use chrome and bookmarks love everyone else.

Hey, Anti-vacc & anti-immunisers: you're stupid.

Monarchists, we all agree that being the longest reigning monarch in British history is a fantastic achievement. Because not dying after being born into a wealthy family and never having to worry about where my next meal comes from, plus having immediate access to the best health facilities in the country is worthy of celebration. Hurry up and die off you stupid old inbred sponges and maybe spend a day working (attending charity functions isn't work) for a change and I'll applaud you. We haven't needed kings since they stopped leading knights out to battle and on stupid pointless crusades.

My head hurts and I'm angry.

That's a major rant when you consider the most animated comment we normally see from SaintChris is "where's the feed?"

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Serena Williams was knocked out of the US Open by someone's nonna

I'm sorry Serena, please don't kill me

 

[tribey]

Serena Williams was knocked out of the US Open by someone's nonna

I'm sorry Serena, please don't kill me

Oldest-looking 32 year old I've ever seen.

She's done some miles.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Oldest-looking 32 year old I've ever seen.

She's done some miles.

She'd pass for 24 on the Gawler line

 

[manureid]

Serena Williams was knocked out of the US Open by someone's nonna

I'm sorry Serena, please don't kill me

Boy, tough paper round as a kid.

 

[Grave Danger]

Serena Williams was knocked out of the US Open by someone's nonna

I'm sorry Serena, please don't kill me

Her final opponent looks more formidable..

 

[tribey]

i am 2 years older than this woman #carn

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Her final opponent looks more formidable..

Block n' Tackle alert

 

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[I Dont Care]

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i am 2 years older than this woman #carn

If you are 2 years older than that, then you must be as old as me

 

[Contested Marx]

Imagine being her husband. 'You're only as young as the woman you feel'

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Eddie Dingle sent me this today. He is thinking of taking out a Quinella on 11 and 12.