Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Magpiespower]

I saw that as well and then he goes on to say that his wife doesn't need money

My laughter drowned that out.

Hell, I just wanna see him represent her in court.

"Your Honour, the money was withdrawn on a Friday. My wife only goes to the bank on Thursdays. The defence rests."

#godhatesfages

 

[Stromageddon]

Apparently, according to an app, the most used words on my phone keyboard are 'I', 'the', 'idiot', 'you', 'and' and 'pornhub.com'

 

[LukeSA]

Probably one of the worlds dumbest headlines i've ever read "A SECRET weapons laboratory is being built at Mawson Lakes."

The advertiser #topqualityjournalism

 

[Andre]

Apparently, according to an app, the most used words on my phone keyboard are 'I', 'the', 'idiot', 'you', 'and' and 'pornhub.com'

Mine are:

10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
1. Ass

 

[tribey]

#cantstopwatching

 

[Doctor Feel]

#cantstopwatching

The cold, dead eyes.

 

[bomberclifford]

#cantstopwatching

The Mythical Show! My kids love those two guys.

 

[Contested Marx]

#cantstopwatching

As a former sufferer of chronic joint pain that video makes me cringe.

My rheumatologist says all chiropractors should be drowned at birth.

 

[Andre]

As a former sufferer of chronic joint pain that video makes me cringe.

My rheumatologist says all chiropractors should be drowned at birth.

No way I'd let a chiro near my back if they paid me. My Physio though - awesome.

 

[I Dont Care]

#cantstopwatching

Migraine headaches...

 

[LukeSA]

Damn, thought i was onto a winner there, seen a blower/ vac on the side of the road the other day, plugged it in and it worked, thought you beauty, was doing some yard work this morning and it smoked a lot and died.

I'm not normally a kerbside recycler but i thought this was too good to pass up.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Oh and listen to Dance With The Dead already I know I said it last night but they're the best synthwave I've found.

Thank you for discovering this for me.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Dylan8]

Thank you for discovering this for me.

It was my pleasure

 

[Rising Power]

I only just worked out that the chick in the latest edition of the Aami ads is saying "the flying fireman" instead of "blind Simon". I think.

 

[Rising Power]

And another... just lol'd that the air hostess in the virgin ad featuring Ross Lyon says "see you next time". What a campaigner.

 

[LukeSA]

Who needs drugs?



recommended you watch at 60fps

 

[CrimsonRaven]

#cantstopwatching

All Rhett and Link adverts are amazing.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Was just browsing a timber furniture place, and saw they offer them treated or raw. I couldn't stop yelling RAW PINE BEDSIDES! Thanks moderatelyoversizedfootball.

 

[LukeSA]

Was just browsing a timber furniture place, and saw they offer them treated or raw. I couldn't stop yelling RAW PINE BEDSIDES! Thanks moderatelyoversizedfootball.

Did you also use the opportunity to scream 90% OFF and MR BANKRUPT?

 

[El_Scorcho]

10 BUCKS

 

[Jonts]

Lol

 

[tribey]

Lol

Surely not...

 

[Janus]

Lol

You sure that photo hasn't cropped out the 'Port' part of the sign? It looks like there is something before 'Adelaide'...

 

[El_Scorcho]

Surely the cut off part at the top says "Port"

Surely they haven't done that