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Is Jack Thompson shooting for an American accent or an Irish one?
 

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At least the Holiday Special had that weird Diahann Carroll G-rated soft-pr0n bit where Chewie's dad got his Wookie rocks off...
 
Natalie Portman in Episode II was my most frequent wank bank withdrawal as a high school nerd.

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Rewatching the Star Wars prequels is renewing my hatred for these movies. Oh mah Jedi, they really are pieces of shit. I mean, I knew they were pieces of shit. But I haven't seen them for so long, I'd just forgotten they were pieces of shit. About to buy a new TV so it probably doesn't matter if I smash my current one during this scene...



The Battle of Kashyyyk from Revenge of the Sith is cool just not enough of it. Wookiee love.


 
No wonder the Jedi were wiped out. Half of 'em can't fight for shit! Dooku is another wasted bad guy...
 

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He was good in Life as a House. I'm more pissed at them now, as Natalie Portman especially has done plenty of good acting since. First time round you just think shit actors and script. Then you realise it's almost all bad script.

Yeah, Natalie Port is on record blaming the prequels for a bit of a bad rep about her, but she didn't do herself any favours.

Look at whoever voices Yoda, Christopher Lee, Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Samuel L Jackson, the Emperor, even Jimmy Smits, they made it work and managed to get out of the prequels scot-free, that's what professionals do, even though they were all reading from the same script.

Sounds like the younger cast members were just expecting everything to happen soon as they got signed for a Star Wars movie and could phone it in to rapturous applause.
 
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Yeah, Nat's costume is about the only thing they got right in that movie...

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It was very good, but she was a little overdressed.

I'll never get over the fact she did a full frontal nude scene in that movie she played a stripper, but the director decided not to use it and destroyed the footage. I will never get over that. He had better hope he doesn't run in to me in a dark alley...

*breathe edgie, beathe*
 
Yeah, Natalie Port is on record blaming the prequels for a bit of a bad rep about her, but she didn't do herself any favours.

Look at whoever voices Yoda, Christopher Lee, Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Samuel L Jackson, the Emperor, even Jimmy Smits, they're still making it work, that's what professionals do.

Sounds like the younger cast members were just expecting everything to happen soon as they got signed for a Star Wars movie and could phone it in to rapturous applause.

This worries me about the new one. Some of the young cast haven't exactly been endearing.
 
He was good in Life as a House. I'm more pissed at them now, as Natalie Portman especially has done plenty of good acting since.

And before.
 

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The main problem with the prequels, before anything else I think, is the story.

Trade negotiations? Naboo? Anakin an only child/shoe horning in a surrogate family, like they forgot about Uncle Owen in Episode 1? The fall to the Dark Side?

Please. Anakin should've been a violent loose cannon from the get go, not a sulky teen with mother issues.
 
Rocked it in Petersen. Aussie classic.

How would like to have your teeth kicked in?

Haven't seen it admittedly, did love his post-stroke scenes in The Sum Of Us.

Morgan Freeman ain't got shit on that particular narration.
 
The main problem with the prequels, before anything else I think, is the story.

Trade negotiations? Naboo? Anakin an only child/shoe horning in a surrogate family, like they forgot about Uncle Owen in Episode 1? The fall to the Dark Side?

Please. Anakin should've been a violent loose cannon from the get go, not a sulky teen with mother issues.
Nah, he shouldn't have been violent. With Yoda's warnings about the seduction of the Dark Side he shouldn't have started off evil, but instead of a sulky kid, he should have been an arrogant teen. Obi Wan thinking he can train him, chafes under the restrictions of the Jedi and self-entitlement draws him to the Dark Side. And definitely the prequels should have had none of R2D2, C3PO, Jabba, etc.
 
Jack is great in the litte Kiwi gem Bad Blood.

Don't forget he's a premiership coach, too.

Eat a big bag of shit, Jock...
 
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