Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Doctor Feel]

For the regional science competition, me and a few mates volunteered to go for our school, we were placed in the build a catapult challenge. We finished dead last.

Learning from our mistakes, we went again the next year. At presentation, we were asked where the fulcrum was. My mate replied "suck my fulcrum". We finished even laster if possible.

The rest of the schools team did well in their categories. We were never allowed back.

2edgie4me

 

[Doctor Feel]

...Seriously though. How ****ing cool would it be to own a full size trebuchet?

 

[edgie]

...Seriously though. How ******* cool would it be to own a full size trebuchet?

I've experience building one if you like

 

[LukeSA]

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Also, you can say that the trebuchet is always ready when you are and doesn't complain about "having a headache"

 

[Doctor Feel]

A mate just sent me a gorey picture of some bloke who had his arm blown off.

He captioned it with: "TFW Brendan Ah Chee gives you a Hi-5."

 

[Andre]

A mate just sent me a gorey picture of some bloke who had his arm blown off.

He captioned it with: "TFW Brendan Ah Chee gives you a Hi-5."

The last guy that asked Dixon for a Hi-5 got punched in the face.

 

[Croweater]

From the Texts from Pyne Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/textsfrompyne/

There are some absolute classics on there.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Croweater]

I'm in tears. Jesus Christ.

 

[LK Metro]

Typical Crow...downhill skiers

 

[Grave Danger]

 

[StuMan]

"You was hardcore hip-hop. Now look at yourself, boy you done flip-flopped."

 

[Concussion]

Is anyone else not wearing pants?

not fiday is it?

 

[Dylan8]

Family of that kid who made the clock that totally actually looked like a bomb are demanding $15m in damages

How to expunge all goodwill...

 

[LukeSA]

Family of that kid who made the clock that totally actually looked like a bomb are demanding $15m in damages

How to expunge all goodwill...

I wonder what the reaction had been if the kid was white and didn't have a "terrorist" sounding name?

 

[Garibaldi Red]

Is he looking for a new job? Personally I know that working in a mirror factory is a job that I could really see myself doing.

If he is management material he could try the cemetery, he would have a thousand people beneath him

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

I wonder what the reaction had been if the kid was white and didn't have a "terrorist" sounding name?

Give them 15 million I say

 

[Eddie Dingle]

 

[Dylan8]

I wonder what the reaction had been if the kid was white and didn't have a "terrorist" sounding name?

Absolutely there was an element of racism. For the paranoid American layman however, this briefcase does look awful sus.

I mean it was awful what happened to him - especially with the way he was interrogated, but he's basically been set up for life with opportunities. I believe he's off to Qatar on a massive academic opportunity. He met Obama. $15m in damages? Who says immigrants can't adapt, a lawsuit that big is truly the mark of an American.

 

[I Dont Care]

Absolutely there was an element of racism. For the paranoid American layman however, this briefcase does look awful sus.

I mean it was awful what happened to him - especially with the way he was interrogated, but he's basically been set up for life with opportunities. I believe he's off to Qatar on a massive academic opportunity. He met Obama. $15m in damages? Who says immigrants can't adapt, a lawsuit that big is truly the mark of an American.

15 million? Their maths is definitely better than mine

 

[philthy05]

Absolutely there was an element of racism. For the paranoid American layman however, this briefcase does look awful sus.

I mean it was awful what happened to him - especially with the way he was interrogated, but he's basically been set up for life with opportunities. I believe he's off to Qatar on a massive academic opportunity. He met Obama. $15m in damages? Who says immigrants can't adapt, a lawsuit that big is truly the mark of an American.

What a joke. The sheer fact you can walk into a court and get heard for 15 mil shows the courts are a joke. Who pays for that ? The tax payers? It was flipping stupid and wrong he had to suffer that crap. Having said that he and his family can go eat a bag of the proverbial if they want to take 5 mil from the school and 10 mil from the city. How does that help the students and town ? They have less money to spend on students and staff. The world isn't fair , sometimes it shits on you... Stand up to it sure ... Point out the wrongs sure .... Try to get what think you deserve sure. Try to get a mansion , holiday house and 3 ferraris out of it ? Go f yourselves.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

What a joke. The sheer fact you can walk into a court and get heard for 15 mil shows the courts are a joke. Who pays for that ? The tax payers? It was flipping stupid and wrong he had to suffer that crap. Having said that he and his family can go eat a bag of the proverbial if they want to take 5 mil from the school and 10 mil from the city. How does that help the students and town ? They have less money to spend on students and staff. The world isn't fair , sometimes it shits on you... Stand up to it sure ... Point out the wrongs sure .... Try to get what think you deserve sure. Try to get a mansion , holiday house and 3 ferraris out of it ? Go f yourselves.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

finbarr was this your m.o.?

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...a/news-story/29a15d90108b38f57a2b4730f89fccdd

 

[finbarr]

finbarr was this your m.o.?

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...a/news-story/29a15d90108b38f57a2b4730f89fccdd

Pfft! Filling out the slip was far too time consuming. I'd just ring the doorbell and leave the parcel under the mat.

If Australia Post actually paid these people decent money as sub contractors instead of the measly flat rate per parcel they get then they might start giving more of a shit.

As Paul Westerberg sang, "I'll give minimum effort for minimum wage".

 

[Grave Danger]

Be sure your spelling error will find you out...