Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Changaneen]

I've got a mate over and we've had a few drinks and been gaming over lan. I think he just passed out.

What do I do?

Depends on your orientations.

 

[xflamedancer]

I've got a mate over and we've had a few drinks and been gaming over lan. I think he just passed out.

What do I do?

Shave eyebrows, texta on a moustache and beard (if he doesn't have one) and tattoo "I LOVE FISH AND CHIPS" across his forehead. Use the texta if you don't have any tattoo gear handy. Lastly, take photos and spread all over the Interwebz.

#thisiswhyineversleepatparties

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I've got a mate over and we've had a few drinks and been gaming over lan. I think he just passed out.

What do I do?

Tattoo campaigner on his forehead.

Which reminds me I haven't seen Ghosts Of The Civil Dead for quite some time.

 

[manureid]

Pull his kegs half down, place a jar of whatever lubricant you have handy and a box of tissues nearby.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Pull his kegs half down, place a jar of whatever lubricant you have handy and a box of tissues nearby.

What gets you off is increasingly strange man.

 

[manureid]

What gets you off is increasingly strange man.

Did i say that out loud?

 

[68vette]

American's have some hard on for Australia, but not the cool hard on they had in the 70s and 80s for stuff like AC/DC and Mad Max, like a pretentious hard on, for Rebel Wilson, Margot Robbie, and Thor.

Ok, that's not fair, there's nothing pretentious about having a hard on for Margot Robbie.

Might be the nerd in me but I think Margot Robbie is going to kick ass in Suicide Squad going by the trailer.

 

[SilenceOz]

Might be the nerd in me but I think Margot Robbie is going to kick ass in Suicide Squad going by the trailer.

She'll be the only thing in the movie anyone cares about.
That and maybe Leto's joker

 

[elsler]

Hell yes im going to watch that movie just to see her in it

 

[El_Scorcho]

Look after sleeping drunk mates imo.

Drawing on people is dumb

 

[raman]

Look after sleeping drunk mates imo.

Drawing on people is dumb

It's not a question of one or the other...

 

[El_Scorcho]

It's not a question of one or the other...

The game of waiting until a drinking buddy falls asleep and then drawing on them with a texta is one of western civilisation's most stupid customs.

 

[raman]

The game of waiting until a drinking buddy falls asleep and then drawing on them with a texta is one of western civilisation's most stupid customs.

You're right, better to smear vegemite on their face. Shit actually burns.

(In all seriousness I have also outgrown this stuff, I was only attacking your logic. )

 

[Leaveit2charlie]

She'll be the only thing in the movie anyone cares about.
That and maybe Leto's joker

. http://www.businessinsider.com.au/suicide-squad-director-david-ayers-jared-leto-2016-1?r=US&IR=T
Jared Leto went all out for his portrayal of the Joker, never breaking character on set and sending Joker-esque gifts to cast members — including a dead rat to Margot Robbie (Harley Quinn) and bullets to Will Smith (Deadshot).

His transformative performance led people to keep their distance from him during filming, “Suicide Squad” director David Ayers told USA Today — including Ayers himself. Will Smith was asked what it was like working with Jared Leto during production Will Smith replied " I don't know I never met him"

 

[edgie]

When said mate is a 6"4 130kg weightlifter, shenanigans are out of the question.

Anyhow, Jai Courtney as Boomerang could be pretty interesting if the character stays true to it's origins.

Later on, Harkness became a less-than-effective member of the Suicide Squad in exchange for being pardoned for his crimes.[1] However, Captain Boomerang's grating personality and blatant racism (among other things, he constantly referred to black team member Bronze Tiger as an "abbo") caused considerable friction among his teammates, and he was considered to be a dangerous, vicious, cowardly and undependable member of the team—dysfunctional even by the Squad's standards and the equivalent of a class clown.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

The game of waiting until a drinking buddy falls asleep and then drawing on them with a texta is one of western civilisation's most stupid customs.

I agree.

Pissing on them is much more fun.

 

[I Dont Care]

I am guilty of doing something when they snore to loud though

 

[Portia]

Settle back into my hotel room; the dispensary has been visited (thanks Washington), and time to settle in.

Turn on TV to the CNN Republican town hall talking with Jeb about legalising cannibis

**** OFF PARANOIA I HAVEN'T HAD ANY YET.

 

[raman]

Settle back into my hotel room; the dispensary has been visited (thanks Washington), and time to settle in.

Turn on TV to the CNN Republican town hall talking with Jeb about legalising cannibis

**** OFF PARANOIA I HAVEN'T HAD ANY YET.

Not sure if I hate you more now or when you were at Katz's.

Imagine combining the two.

 

[Portia]

Not sure if I hate you more now or when you were at Katz's.

Imagine combining the two.

Actually Katz will make sandwiches and chuck them on a plane to anywhere in the US if you're willing to pay.

**** NO HIDE THE CREDIT CARDS

 

[raman]

Actually Katz will make sandwiches and chuck them on a plane to anywhere in the US if you're willing to pay.

**** NO HIDE THE CREDIT CARDS

Jesus I've waited for food delivery stoned before but that sounds like torture.

 

[Noobz0r]

I'm at the airport waiting for my new dog to turn up, and the staff are in another room having a very loud conversation about 69ing.

I don't know if I'll be able to look the lady at the desk in the eye when she returns.

 

[Portia]

I'm at the airport waiting for my new dog to turn up, and the staff are in another room having a very loud conversation about 69ing.

I don't know if I'll be able to look the lady at the desk in the eye when she returns.

"Let me know if you want to add another 900 to that"

 

[Noobz0r]

"Let me know if you want to add another 900 to that"

But then I'm just back to back with one of them

 

[I Dont Care]

I'm at the airport waiting for my new dog to turn up, and the staff are in another room having a very loud conversation about 69ing.

I don't know if I'll be able to look the lady at the desk in the eye when she returns.

That's the first thing I would be doing