Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[edgie]

Probably appealing to a Homer Simpson with a paypal account and a slab of Duff

I've got a slab of Duff...

 

[Magpiespower]

...the Sando NSC.

Ugh...

#RIPTheSando

 

[Boss351]

I guess you can't expect much better from a Camry driver at West Lakes.

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If you park across two 15 minute parks you're good for 30 minutes, right?

exposing the campaigner here has given them their 15 minutes of fame.......

 

[Trewth]

Like Far Cry 3?

Yeah I should have mentioned I haven't played the other Far Cry's.

 

[I Dont Care]

I've got a slab of Duff...

...and a paypal account?

 

[edgie]

...and a paypal account?

... And a PayPal account...

 

[I Dont Care]

... And a PayPal account...

Go for it, Homer

 

[Doctor Feel]

Well, the interview was interesting.

Definitely not a company I want to work for. First impressions were genuinely awful, the workplace is a ****ing construction site, and they moved to the new premises over three months ago. There was shit everywhere and they didn't even have a front desk. You walk out of the lift and you are greeted by quite literally an OH&S violation with ladders, cables, ducting and floorboards all stacked up on bare concrete. The roof tiles weren't even on.

I HAD TO PRESS A CHEAP OFF THE SHELF DOORBELL STUCK TO A WHITEBOARD THAT SAID WRITTEN IN RED TEXTA "PRESS DOORBELL FOR SERVICE"!

No. Just no.

 

[Dylan8]

Yeah sounds like shit. That's probably why they interview bozos like you.

 

[Dylan8]

I have a lecturer with the name Dingle

 

[Prison bar Pete]

This can of beans of eBay with a starting bid of $125, someone is surely taking the piss.

Description: Here we have possibly the only tin of BLACK AND GOLD BAKED BEANS IN TOMATO SAUCE 425g for sale on the Internet. Also, I am of the belief that this tin is POSSIBLY HAUNTED.

Tin comes with a smiley face on the top of the tin (picture attached). Resembles the often used emoticon. NOBODY KNOW WHERE THIS CAME FROM.

Can't find a used but date on this puppy so I am guessing it's a pre-1991 when the Food Standards Australia New Zealand Act 1991 came into force.

Obviously can't guarantee that, just some research into this piece of history.

Tin comes with a bonus dent, pictured just above the barcode. Probably from a fall, but cannot confirm origin of dent. Could be something much more mysterious.

Tin has been kept in a smoke free environment.

Can may contain a ghost. Unsure as yet. Only way to find out is to BUY IT NOW and open the tin.

Any questions please just ask. If you want a video of the tin happy to upload one.

As this is the only BLACK AND GOLD BAKED BEANS IN TOMATO SAUCE 425g available, I have a starting price of $125. I expect the value of the BAKED BEANS to be upwards of $800-900.

link: http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/POSSIBLY...361872?hash=item25b7dad510:g:3SsAAOSwa-dWs9k0

 

[SilenceOz]

Well, the interview was interesting.

Definitely not a company I want to work for. First impressions were genuinely awful, the workplace is a ******* construction site, and they moved to the new premises over three months ago. There was shit everywhere and they didn't even have a front desk. You walk out of the lift and you are greeted by quite literally an OH&S violation with ladders, cables, ducting and floorboards all stacked up on bare concrete. The roof tiles weren't even on.

I HAD TO PRESS A CHEAP OFF THE SHELF DOORBELL STUCK TO A WHITEBOARD THAT SAID WRITTEN IN RED TEXTA "PRESS DOORBELL FOR SERVICE"

No. Just no.

How dare they upset your delicate sensibilities.
I hope you made it out ok, your majesty.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I just realised the good witch in Wild at Heart is Laura Palmer.

Must be the 10th time I've seen that fillum.

 

[CrimsonRaven]

You mean Beyond Earth? That just makes you realise how good Civ 5 is

Christ, no, that was awful

 

[raman]

I just realised the good witch in Wild at Heart is Laura Palmer.

Must be the 10th time I've seen that fillum.

And the girl who dies in the car accident is Audrey Horne.

 

[BIG BILLY F]

Well, the interview was interesting.

Definitely not a company I want to work for. First impressions were genuinely awful, the workplace is a ******* construction site, and they moved to the new premises over three months ago. There was shit everywhere and they didn't even have a front desk. You walk out of the lift and you are greeted by quite literally an OH&S violation with ladders, cables, ducting and floorboards all stacked up on bare concrete. The roof tiles weren't even on.

I HAD TO PRESS A CHEAP OFF THE SHELF DOORBELL STUCK TO A WHITEBOARD THAT SAID WRITTEN IN RED TEXTA "PRESS DOORBELL FOR SERVICE"!

No. Just no.

What job are you going for

 

[BIG BILLY F]

And the girl who dies in the car accident is Audrey Horne.

In saying all of this...

Last night I realised Wesley snipes was the drag queen in coming to America.....mind blown

 

[Eddie Dingle]

And the girl who dies in the car accident is Audrey Horne.

Well derrrrr Ben

 

[Dylan8]

I've been holding off watching Twin Peaks again but I'm so tempted you bastards

 

[Dylan8]

 

[I Dont Care]

I just realised the good witch in Wild at Heart is Laura Palmer.

Must be the 10th time I've seen that fillum.

Collar fillum

 

[raman]

Well derrrrr Ben

Fine.

Johnnie Farragut is Carl Rodd.
Juana Durango is Sarah Palmer.
Dropshadow is Jerry Horne.
OO Spool is Pete Martell.
the brothel Madam is Mrs. Tremond.

 

[Prison bar Pete]

David Lynch - Eraserhead & Blue Velvet - have to see them again one day

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Fine.

Johnnie Farragut is Carl Rodd.
Juana Durango is Sarah Palmer.
Dropshadow is Jerry Horne.
OO Spool is Pete Martell.
the brothel Madam is Mrs. Tremond.

Oooohhhhhhhhhh snap sister.

You go girl mmm mmm

 

[manureid]

What job are you going for

OH&S officer.