Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[LukeSA]

Why is this Waleed guy so important?, it seems he could take a shit and someone would write an article on him.

 

[LFC2010]

Say Waleed quickly 10 times and it starts to sound like Weed!!!

 

[LukeSA]

Say Waleed quickly 10 times and it starts to sound like Weed!!!

I thought this was going to be one of those bloody mary type things, say waleed 10 times in a mirror and you are a guest on the project.

Surely is a fate worse than death.

 

[Grave Danger]

Who the fook is Waleed?

A Richmond supporter.

 

[I Dont Care]

A Richmond supporter.

Oh. Another celebrity one, like the KFC Boy

 

[Doctor Feel]

Wife On A Spit.

You know how we get these rotisserie from Bunnings or wherever these days. Fire your charcoal up and stick the animal through the spit. Its easy, you get crackling from pork and all that and its tasty..

What if i stuck my wife on the spit, slowly cooked her, with an apple in her mouth, hoping that her skin turned out like crackling, do you think i'd be done for murder? I'm just trying to feed my family . I'm sure she'd understand

I wouldn't do that to her, she looks after me like you wouldn't believe. She's an amazing woman..........but god i bet her crackling tastes good.


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[Boss351]

Jacob Townsend love tap incident "hey Jacob, see the marks my vintage Power cap left behind".............honest your honour.........surely

 

[BIG BILLY F]

Man ....I am supposed to be packing for holiday....

My misses packed up my sons and her stuff and left the suitcase open for me to pack my stuff.....i have stared at it for a good hour now hoping it will pack itself

 

[Grave Danger]

Oh. Another celebrity one, like the KFC Boy

I won't be satisfied until Carrie Bickmore is hosting Insiders and David Maher replaces Larko in the fireproof suit on the V8 Supercars

 

[I Dont Care]

Man ....I am supposed to be packing for holiday....

My misses packed up my sons and her stuff and left the suitcase open for me to pack my stuff.....i have stared at it for a good hour now hoping it will pack itself

My motto as well. Leave some chore alone and someone else will do it. Eventually

 

[BIG BILLY F]

My motto as well. Leave some chore alone and someone else will do it. Eventually

Yeah....when my misses gets home from work ....she will be severely pissed if I have done nothing.....

I am building up to it.....

 

[PepeSilvia]

Apparently Justin Martin's dad is being teleported from Australia?!

 

[Magpiespower]

Beam me up, Dusty!

 

[Magpiespower]

New neighbours.

Nice, polite and quiet. Keep to themselves. Mind their own business. Don't bother anyone. Awesome.

So, of course, every nosy, loudmouth, interfering, busybody campaigner in our street, which is pretty much the whole street, hates their stinkin' guts...

 

[LukeSA]

I am so ****ing sick of this goddamned ****ing humid bullshit, i am sick of being sweaty while doing absolutely nothing.

Just give me 45° weather any day.

 

[Steve Dore]

Beam me up, Dusty!

You can understand there being no sign of intelligent life at Punt Road

 

[chiwigi]

Man ....I am supposed to be packing for holiday....

My misses packed up my sons and her stuff and left the suitcase open for me to pack my stuff.....i have stared at it for a good hour now hoping it will pack itself

Packing early is the hardest thing in the world.

I feel for you man!

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Packing early is the hardest thing in the world...

No it's not.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16610-diamond-no-longer-natures-hardest-material/

 

[MutleyDog]

it's fishy

 

[Grave Danger]

Packing early is the hardest thing in the world.

I feel for you man!

I would sooner shop at Myers than do ironing.

 

[chiwigi]

No it's not.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16610-diamond-no-longer-natures-hardest-material/

I'd buy her one of those before I'd pack a day early.

 

[BIG BILLY F]

Man ....I am supposed to be packing for holiday....

My misses packed up my sons and her stuff and left the suitcase open for me to pack my stuff.....i have stared at it for a good hour now hoping it will pack itself

2 hours later....not one single thing has been packed....

 

[BIG BILLY F]

Packing early is the hardest thing in the world.

I feel for you man!

I leave tomorrow at 5 in the morning....

I have a party tonight....i have to get the bank and pick up some stuff for the trip....

The misses has entrusted me with these various tasks not one has been done and its nearing lunch....

 

[70sDinosaur]

Man ....I am supposed to be packing for holiday....

My misses packed up my sons and her stuff and left the suitcase open for me to pack my stuff.....i have stared at it for a good hour now hoping it will pack itself

Your wife put your sons in the suitcase?

 

[Steve Dore]

Your wife put your sons in the suitcase?

The ol' missing apostrophe trick