Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[tangolikelama]

THis question came up in a training session at work once, put to a group of 15 of us (Call Centre work). Supposedly it is a question that shrinks ask to determine if you are a sociopath (guessing it isn't the only one.....or hoping more like it).

If you answer something along the lines of 'she wanted to see the guy again and the odds were likely he would be at the next funeral for the sister' it's a tick in the sociopath box.

Of course, I answered the question as above, immediately it was posed. Facilitator then explained where it was from and co-workers started keeping their distance from me.

Yep! ding ding ding! you win. A tutor asked this at uni.. I was the only person to say this and erryone looked at me in astonishment.

 

[StuMan]

Yep! ding ding ding! you win. A tutor asked this at uni.. I was the only person to say this and erryone looked at me in astonishment.

But surely there is a difference between being a sociopath, and thinking the woman is one.

Or maybe I'm just a sociopath.

 

[FromTheHartland]

what's with those public toilets that don't have a seat these days???

how are you meant to take a shit? i'm not sitting directly on it and i can't really just butt hover, it's unnatural

It's all part of the PT movement. It's a good chance to WORK THE QUADS!!!!!

It's always some brutal looking stainless steel thing too, I only want the nicest of plastics for my cheeks.

 

[Doctor Feel]

It's all part of the PT movement. It's a good chance to WORK THE QUADS!!!!!

It's always some brutal looking stainless steel thing too, I only want the nicest of plastics for my cheeks.

Seriously looks like you're in a ****ing gaol.

 

[Rexie J]

I worked for Cutler Brands in Devon Park in about 81/82 and we used to print those. I still have one floating around as well. My job was to load the oven that baked the paint to the glass. They also used to print the glass panels for Westinghouse (Magic Chef?) range of stoves.

Desperately trying to think of the date when those glasses were made .Cutler B were a packaging client of mine.. Moved from......Albert Park ........??? to Port Road. Sue the receptionist

Oops, must stop slobbering..............

 

[xflamedancer]

When I worked for them they were at Devon Park. I can't for the life of me think what street the were on though

 

[I Dont Care]

While at the funeral of her own mother, this girl met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be, that she fell in love with him there, but never asked for his number and could not find him ... A few days later, the girl killed her own sister.
Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?

She knew too much

 

[LukeSA]

Hoo bloody ray... after three weeks the NBN co finally got off their arses and came round to install the box.

I know it's a bit petty bitching about not having internet access but you don't realise how much you rely on it until it's gone.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Portia]

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thats awesome

 

[Magus]

Hoo bloody ray... after three weeks the NBN co finally got off their arses and came round to install the box.

I know it's a bit petty bitching about not having internet access but you don't realise how much you rely on it until it's gone.

Hey dude...hey...hey dude...

You get that on that NBN yet?

 

[LukeSA]

Hey dude...hey...hey dude...

You get that on that NBN yet?

Why yes... yes i am.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Listen kids drugs are your friends.

Just be nice to them and they will be nice to you.

Except micro dots I can't vouch for them.

 

[Burningleviathan]

Dwight Howard is crap, the rockets will never win anything wth him.

harden should come to LA , more chance of a ring that with these hacks.

Feck off!
Ypu can take Dwight back!

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Anyone keen to op out back?

Paul?

F***butter?

Holding hands with Jamie.

 

[edgie]

A classic. Goes hand in hand with this:

 

[charcolechaddy]

Listen kids drugs are your friends.

Just be nice to them and they will be nice to you.

Except micro dots I can't vouch for them.

Me neither, watch them Adelaide hills mushrooms too.

 

[I Dont Care]

My ears have been ringing non-stop for 2 years now

 

[Doctor Feel]

New star wars script leaked. Last one from the same source was legit. Should I? Portia

I won't. Relax.

 

[Dylan8]

New star wars script leaked. Last one from the same source was legit. Should I? Portia

I won't. Relax.

**** off back to 4chan you god damn edgelord

Spoiling shit is for absolute scum of the earth

 

[Portia]

If its not game of thrones i don't give a shit

I finally saw The Force Awakens this week. **** me, tumblr has lied so much to me, acting like there's all this character development...all there was was Rey's beginning and then everything was random shit happening with no drama beyond action. No agonising conflict for Finn to suddenly kill the guys he grew up with, is the biggest one, he just did it and is 100% on board because what? Carrie Fisher appears, says some plot things and ****s off. It was rubbish, it was a better film when I hadn't seen it.

 

[Doctor Feel]

**** off back to 4chan you god damn edgelord

Spoiling shit is for absolute scum of the earth

I didn't even spoil the last one lel. I just guessed it from the trailer.

Spoiler

finn is black.

 

[Doctor Feel]

If its not game of thrones i don't give a shit

I finally saw The Force Awakens this week. **** me, tumblr has lied so much to me, acting like there's all this character development...all there was was Rey's beginning and then everything was random shit happening with no drama beyond action. No agonising conflict for Finn to suddenly kill the guys he grew up with, is the biggest one, he just did it and is 100% on board because what? Carrie Fisher appears, says some plot things and ****s off. It was rubbish, it was a better film when I hadn't seen it.

Want the plot for the next one in pm? Save you the pain of watching it. It gets worse.

 

[Dylan8]

I didn't even spoil the last one lel. I just guessed it from the trailer.

Spoiler

finn is black.

Joking about spoiling stuff is also for giganatic knobs, ps did you ever accept me on Steam

 

[Doctor Feel]

Joking about spoiling stuff is also for giganatic knobs, ps did you ever accept me on Steam

I didn't actually. I never got the invite from memory. Lemme check.