Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Portia]

Oh shit yeah smokehouses are great, if I had a house I'd be smoking stuff all the time.

 

[Portia]

Every time I see the Chichen Itza, it feels like its some building out at Murray Bridge or something.

Really its just the featureless grass around it that makes it feel like a South Australian monument.

 

[Dylan8]

I used to eat heaps of sausage rolls but a friend would speculate in agonising detail how they were made and what they actually contained every time he saw me chowing down on one.

Put me off

For like a month, then I kept eating them because they're ****ing delicious.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

It's best to just not know how alot of delicious things are made IMO

 

[Portia]

Really everything is disgusting when you know how its made



Go eat mushrooms after watching that

 

[Dylan8]

Mushrooms are ****in gross anyway

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

You should head to the Master Butchers Co-op, its pretty enlightening. Like when you go past Generic Supermarket Butcher, you realise that every sauce or marinade they use is just bought in big containers from there.

There was a big Master Butchers or MBL as all the butchers called it on Churchill Rd. where everything came from yea, the sausage mix shit, batter powders, marinades etc. etc. everything in big orrid buckets.

 

[Changaneen]

Im hungry.

 

[PAFC04]

Im hungry.

No... you're Piston_Broke who could go for one of the sausage mix shit sausages...

 

[Changaneen]

No... you're Piston_Broke .

Be nice to be Piston at least, atm. I'm stone cold sober, sitting at work waiting for the seven o clock bell.

 

[PAFC04]

Be nice to be Piston at least, atm. I'm stone cold sober, sitting at work waiting for the seven o clock bell.

You working for the council on the T2T project?

 

[I Dont Care]

Every time I see the Chichen Itza, it feels like its some building out at Murray Bridge or something.

Really its just the featureless grass around it that makes it feel like a South Australian monument.

Put in a 20 cent piece and a papier-mache bunyip appears

 

[Dylan8]

How in ****s name do Sunderland always avoid the drop

Shameful shift from Newcastle too against the most apathetic pisspoor Villa outfit.

 

[tribey]

How in ****s name do Sunderland always avoid the drop

Shameful shift from Newcastle too against the most apathetic pisspoor Villa outfit.

I hope Mike Ashley swallows his own left ventricle.

Two relegations in his wonderful tenure to date.

 

[Dylan8]

I hope Mike Ashley swallows his own left ventricle.

Two relegations in his wonderful tenure to date.

I was looking forward to seeing Rafa and Mou in the Prem together. Add Klopp, Wenger, Pep and Conte into that mix...

Oh well. I'm more bummed that ****ing Sunderland who are deplorable for the first 90% of the season have escaped again. With Big Sam at the helm no less. It would have been great to have killed two birds with one stone.

 

[tribey]

I was looking forward to seeing Rafa and Mou in the Prem together. Add Klopp, Wenger, Pep and Conte into that mix...

Oh well. I'm more bummed that ******* Sunderland who are deplorable for the first 90% of the season have escaped again. With Big Sam at the helm no less. It would have been great to have killed two birds with one stone.

It boggles the mind. Defoe had checked out and gone halfway around the world to play for the Des Moines Fizz or something.

He comes back at age 56 and scores for fun on the end of a midfield consisting of tramps, gramps and noncelobsters. Putrid.

There's still room for a miracle, but I've seen Billy Elliott.

 

[tribey]

I was looking forward to seeing Rafa and Mou in the Prem together. Add Klopp, Wenger, Pep and Conte into that mix...

Oh well. I'm more bummed that ******* Sunderland who are deplorable for the first 90% of the season have escaped again. With Big Sam at the helm no less. It would have been great to have killed two birds with one stone.

Part 2:

The first Tyne-Wear Derby of the year. We're all over them. All over them. Then the ref wrongly sends Coloccini off (red later rescinded) and we get hosed 3-0.



And the team containing the convicted paedophile stays up and are £150,000,000 richer as a result.

Where's the justice there.

 

[Dylan8]

Part 2:

The first Tyne-Wear Derby of the year. We're all over them. All over them. Then the ref wrongly sends Coloccini off (red later rescinded) and we get hosed 3-0.

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And the team containing the convicted paedophile stays up and are £150,000,000 richer as a result.

Where's the justice there.

Yeah but your owner runs a reprehensible soul crushing probably human rights violating regime that he calls a business.

They're both deplorable clubs but at least Newcastle occasionnally looks to be more than perpetual 17th placers. And Rafa. But he'll be gone now. Unless he hangs around in the 2nd tier. From Madrid to The Championship in less than 12 months. Stranger things have happened.

Sidebar: really want to watch Leicester lift the cup but I'm tired af

 

[tribey]

Yeah but your owner runs a reprehensible soul crushing probably human rights violating regime that he calls a business.

They're both deplorable clubs but at least Newcastle occasionnally looks to be more than perpetual 17th placers. And Rafa. But he'll be gone now. Unless he hangs around in the 2nd tier. From Madrid to The Championship in less than 12 months. Stranger things have happened.

Sidebar: really want to watch Leicester lift the cup but I'm tired af

Ok but if Schindler transferred to Sunderland you'd barrack for the Nazis.

I think Vialli (Ranieri connection) and Schmeichel (Schmeichel connection) are presenting it. Use the cartoon toothpick2eyelids method.

 

[Dylan8]

Schmeichel (Schmeichel connection)

laughs in resigned manner

I'd have some joy over Everton getting done in if they had anything to play for and hadn't been deplorable for months

ps suss out this pish could they have done more to botch a timeless brand

Will look dated in 2 years. Wordmark on a 45 degree angle ffs.

 

[Dopamine]

Carn Swansea

Go you dirty birds!

 

[Changaneen]

Happy mothers day to you mothers

 

[chiwigi]

Carn Swansea

Go you dirty birds!

#****swanseathemiserablejackbastardenglishwannabes

 

[SgtSchulz]

The Pope is a campaigner.

 

[LukeSA]

5 more day until the new Doom is released.