Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Janus]

I am astounded a business called Agent Provocateur exists let alone has clientele.

I think it's a clever name, but that's just me And they are doing ok on the clientele front:

Agent Provocateur is a British lingerie retailer founded in 1994 by Joseph Corré and Serena Rees. The company has 100 stores in 13 countries. In 2007, 3i, the private equity firm, purchased 80% of the company for £60 million.

 

[Lumpy432]

I'm sure this could be rigged up to the zipper of an old bag:

http://practical-jokes.wonderhowto.com/how-to/make-spray-can-booby-trap-160210/

Too bad I don't have money to buy silly string

 

[Garibaldi Red]

I think it's a clever name, but that's just me And they are doing ok on the clientele front:

Agent Provocateur is a British lingerie retailer founded in 1994 by Joseph Corré and Serena Rees. The company has 100 stores in 13 countries. In 2007, 3i, the private equity firm, purchased 80% of the company for £60 million.

In honour of Tex Walker, Foreigner want them to stop using the name

 

[John the Butcher]

Isn't it just magical strolling through the Elizabeth Shopping Center listening to the majestic tunes of AC/DC through the loudspeaker and hearing the many expletives roar through the mouth of the locals?

(No edgie that is not a cue)

 

[Lagooner]

Isn't it just magical strolling through the Elizabeth Shopping Center listening to the majestic tunes of AC/DC through the loudspeaker and hearing the many expletives roar through the mouth of the locals?

(No edgie that is not a cue)

Should be on one of those relaxation compilations along with the sounds of the rainforest.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Good thing it was on sale too - $1000 down to $250 Hence why I bought another set as well

Be honest Janus the other set is for you right?

 

[bomberclifford]

Genuine lol's that no one is game enough to like Janus' picture post.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Genuine lol's that no one is game enough to like Janus' picture post.

No teal = No like.

 

[edgie]

Isn't it just magical strolling through the Elizabeth Shopping Center listening to the majestic tunes of AC/DC through the loudspeaker and hearing the many expletives roar through the mouth of the locals?

(No edgie that is not a cue)

Ok... what about a queue then?

 

[edgie]

Well I'm not going to open the box cause it's all nicely gift wrapped, but if you really want to see what it looks like:

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Good thing it was on sale too - $1000 down to $250 Hence why I bought another set as well

Looks like something from Mortal Kombat.







I'm in.

 

[edgie]

So I just found out my grandmother hasn't got long left. Strangely enough I'm not overly affected with emotion seeing we really only saw each other a few times a year over the last few years. I'm feeling for my family more than anything who aren't taking the news well. I do feel like a bit of a dick not going to the hospital to be with them though, but I just can't do hospitals or these scenarios in general it ****s with me....

Kinda know how you feel... same with my nan at the moment, but even in old age, she can't help but be a conniving, tell tale, gossipy trouble maker, that's still trying to cause trouble wherever she can. Like, she's been a good nan to me half the time, the other half she's been trying to break up the family, seemingly out of nothing other than boredom, being a bitter old widower.
Dealing with these things is never as easy as it should be.

 

[Grave Danger]

This site hasn't been updated for a while, which is a shame because it's highly amusing...
http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/

If they wanted to do Federal Election-a-Minute it could go something like:

Labor

They're going to privatise Medicare.

Coalition

No we're not.



THE END

 

[bomberclifford]

COMPUTER MAN

 

[Dylan8]

COMPUTER MAN

I'm talkin' megahertz

 

[Dylan8]

Since we're posting amusing, strange short films released in the last two days

 

[bomberclifford]

I'm talkin' megahertz

I think it's the Italian Spiderman/Danger 5 guys.

 

[68vette]

Al Green? Allegedly?

The old joke.

What is over 6 foot tall and comes in pot plants?

Al Green.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

I like sitting back and watching the shit fight basketball fans have about Lebron and Jordan, especially ESPN's Skip Baylis and Stephen A. Smith, but if Magic Johnson says this then its good enough for me that he is up there.

Interesting who his 5 are? Jordan, Lebron, Kobbe, Larry and me???? what do you reckon Magpiespower you are a big Magic fan. Would he include himself Royce Hart style??

 

[Eddie Dingle]

One of them is obviously me despite never playing the shitfull sport.

 

[Janus]

I like sitting back and watching the shit fight basketball fans have about Lebron and Jordan, especially ESPN's Skip Baylis and Stephen A. Smith, but if Magic Johnson says this then its good enough for me that he is up there.

Interesting who his 5 are? Jordan, Lebron, Kobbe, Larry and me???? what do you reckon Magpiespower you are a big Magic fan. Would he include himself Royce Hart style??

Chamberlain.

 

[Dylan8]

Points for anyone who's onto this

 

[bomberclifford]

The old joke.

What is over 6 foot tall and comes in pot plants?

Al Green.

I remember at The British Hotel in the early 90s, they had an old SA Brewing/Al Green promo bar toppers on the front bar showing Al from a top view having a shot. Someone had brought in some pot plants and placed them in front of the image so all you could see was Al's face peering through the foliage.

 

[Magpiespower]

I like sitting back and watching the shit fight basketball fans have about Lebron and Jordan, especially ESPN's Skip Baylis and Stephen A. Smith, but if Magic Johnson says this then its good enough for me that he is up there.

Interesting who his 5 are? Jordan, Lebron, Kobbe, Larry and me???? what do you reckon Magpiespower you are a big Magic fan. Would he include himself Royce Hart style??

Haha! He'd have to, wouldn't he? If he didn't, everyone would call him out on it. Carn, Magic.

Ugh. Stephen A. Smith. The worst. Skip Bayless ain't much better. Hate how loud, bombastic, narcissistic American sports journalism has infected local coverage. And yet... I can't stop watching them. FFS, I've only kicked my Australian fillum habit to replace it with these blowhards.

And those "versus" arguments do my head in. Players, teams, coaches, eras, whatever. Faaaaaaaaaaaark.

Anyway, bring on Friday's draft and Simmons or (most likely) Ingram in a Lakers jersey!

 

[bomberclifford]

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Points for anyone who's onto this

Isn't that Ken M's avatar?

 

[finbarr]