Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Eddie Dingle]

My extremely pale and blonde wife doubts she has an Egyptian foot!

Your wife is what is known as a white gypsy or "carny". Run while you can Jim.

Run.

I'm confused too, my background is all celtic, but apparently I too have Egyptian feet.

When I was studying ( many moons ago ) the long 2nd toe was usually attributed to people of eastern European origin, probably just another generalisation that has changed over the years.

You are what is known as a white gypsy or "carny". Run while you can 1954.

Run.

 

[LukeSA]

Based on this, my mother may have done more than just dance with Phillip Mountbatten when she was in the Wrens...

Hmm... apparently i have greek feet somehow.

 

[Steve Dore]

My left and right foot are of different ethnic origin

 

[Steve Dore]

I went to the USA v Canada Ice Hockey Challenge last night at the Entertainment Centre. Perfect excuse to drag out my vintage L A Kings jersey. I have watched plenty of games on ESPN and the like but you do not realise how fast it really is. Great skills and plenty of action. The referees keep out of the game and only get involved when really needed unlike a game we all watch. I can see where Port Adelaide have pinched some of their pre game and in game entertainment from to.

I ask my daughter who came along to what she thought. Her reply "Good, but there wasn't enough fights"

What sort of child am I raising?

I said to Mrs Wharfie at the first break that I was disappointed at how slow the game was and that the players didn't seem to be taking it too serious. Even the AHL games I've been to were played at a greater pace. The second period was an improvement and the final period was a cracker. Its a pity Canadia (sic) lost although there were 3 or 4 Canadians on the USA team, including their captain.



Good to see Bill Vis there and enjoying the rink side dining (and booze). I found it annoying that the announcer kept calling him "Billy" Vis.



As for the pre-game and in-game entertainment, that is typical of what I have seen at other sports in the USA.

 

[bomberclifford]

Cousins at it again. This will not end well

Poor old Ben. He's so confused these days he can't even do "Drug Trafficking" correctly.

 

[bomberclifford]

In addition to that, the youngns voting remain (majority) getting angry at the older demographic (majority leave) is totally justified considering which of the two has to live with the consequences for the longer time.

I'll try and dig up the article that I read on the weekend and post it here but there were indications that the majority of those who didn't vote were in the younger demographic. Say what you want about Boomers, (and I often do), but they certainly take their right to vote very seriously.

 

[Dylan8]

I'll try and dig up the article that I read on the weekend and post it here but there were indications that the majority of those who didn't vote were in the younger demographic. Say what you want about Boomers, (and I often do), but they certainly take their right to vote very seriously.

Regardless, British boombers in a majority have decided to vote against the interests of the majority of young British voters. From the outside, that seems a bit selfish.

I'm well aware of political apathy amongst youth though.

 

[Dylan8]

Robots are funnier than 90% of Australian comedians

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Robots are funnier than 90% of Australian comedians

90% is kind.

 

[Dylan8]

90% is kind.

I probably underrated just how funny that video is. That is immaculate physical comedy. You couldn't time a banana slip better.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I probably underrated just how funny that video is. That is immaculate physical comedy. You couldn't time a banana slip better.

I am having a good long hard think why you didn't just say 100%?

I can't think of an Australian employed to make people laugh that does.

Is Julia Zemiro classified as a comedian? She makes me laugh a bit. Although she wasn't born in Australia so we might have to claim her humour the way we claim the Finn brothers sadly.

I'm really struggling to think of an Australian comedian that has more than one joke???

 

[Doctor Feel]

I am having a good long hard think why you didn't just say 100%?

I can't think of an Australian employed to make people laugh that does.

Is Julia Zemiro classified as a comedian? She makes me laugh a bit. Although she wasn't born in Australia so we might have to claim her humour the way we claim the Finn brothers sadly.

I'm really struggling to think of an Australian comedian that has more than one joke???

KITTY FLANAGAN LOL SO FUNNI

 

[chiwigi]

I am having a good long hard think why you didn't just say 100%?

I can't think of an Australian employed to make people laugh that does.

Is Julia Zemiro classified as a comedian? She makes me laugh a bit. Although she wasn't born in Australia so we might have to claim her humour the way we claim the Finn brothers sadly.

I'm really struggling to think of an Australian comedian that has more than one joke???

That one who did the gun thing about Americans.

 

[Dylan8]

I am having a good long hard think why you didn't just say 100%?

I can't think of an Australian employed to make people laugh that does.

Is Julia Zemiro classified as a comedian? She makes me laugh a bit. Although she wasn't born in Australia so we might have to claim her humour the way we claim the Finn brothers sadly.

I'm really struggling to think of an Australian comedian that has more than one joke???

Jim Jefferies
Luke Heggie is brilliant

Appears on FTA tele and radio are generally no good though

 

[Grave Danger]

Yeesh I'm not sure he's throwing it all away by choice anymore I'd rather be a smack head than be in the grip of that shit.

Good job the fellow in your avatar was only into LSD, huh?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

That one who did the gun thing about Americans.

Is that the one where a guy walks into a bar in Orlando and yells "who wants shots?"

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Jim Jefferies
Luke Heggie is brilliant

Appears on FTA tele and radio are generally no good though

Do those guys have more than one joke?

 

[bomberclifford]

I am having a good long hard think why you didn't just say 100%?

I can't think of an Australian employed to make people laugh that does.

Is Julia Zemiro classified as a comedian? She makes me laugh a bit. Although she wasn't born in Australia so we might have to claim her humour the way we claim the Finn brothers sadly.

I'm really struggling to think of an Australian comedian that has more than one joke???

Shaun Micallef?

 

[Dylan8]

Do those guys have more than one joke?

I can't be sure but I think so

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Shaun Micallef?

No.

Just no.

 

[bomberclifford]

I probably underrated just how funny that video is. That is immaculate physical comedy. You couldn't time a banana slip better.

All of those videos with them testing the robots ability to correct are hilarious.

Especially the ones with the guy that looks like Dan Bilzerian pushing them over.

 

[Dylan8]

All of those videos with them testing the robots ability to correct are hilarious.

Especially the ones with the guy that looks like Dan Bilzerian pushing them over.

They're gonna remember that shit when sentience happens.

Retribution will be slow and painful.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Good job the fellow in your avatar was only into LSD, huh?

Add Mandrax, Speed n' Weed.. David Gilmour ended up looking the same with nothing but alcohol & caviar

 

[bomberclifford]

No.

Just no.

You're just being grumpy.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

You're just being grumpy.

That's the effect Australian comedy has on me.