Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[glitch01]

Is that the one were a guy walks into a bar in Orlando and yells "who wants shots?"

I have some American workmates who didn't appreciate that one as much as I did...............

 

[bomberclifford]

That's the effect Australian comedy has on me.

I agree it's mainly terrible but I do like Micallef.

Can't think of anyone else that even makes me chuckle.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Micallef isn't Victorian always a bonus in the comedy caper

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I have some American workmates who didn't appreciate that one as much as I did...............

Yeah I've been using that one very discreetly.

Not many laugh at it but I had lunch on Saturday with a couple of mates who happen to be gay and they thought it was hilarious. I would have been a hit down Oxford St on Saturday night I reckon.

 

[edgie]

Is it possible to look more English than that?

No. No it isn't. It's like he's a 5th generation product of exclusive Barmy Army breeding.

 

[glitch01]

Yeah I've been using that one very discreetly.

Not many laugh at it but I had lunch on Saturday with a couple of mates who happen to be gay and they thought it was hilarious. I would have been a hit down Oxford St on Saturday night I reckon.

I've never associated the name Dingle with discreet..........hahaha

 

[edgie]

All of those videos with them testing the robots ability to correct are hilarious.

Especially the ones with the guy that looks like Dan Bilzerian pushing them over.

Dan Bilzerian. The male Paris Hilton/Kim Kardashian.

 

[Grave Danger]

I am having a good long hard think why you didn't just say 100%?

I can't think of an Australian employed to make people laugh that does.

Is Julia Zemiro classified as a comedian? She makes me laugh a bit. Although she wasn't born in Australia so we might have to claim her humour the way we claim the Finn brothers sadly.

I'm really struggling to think of an Australian comedian that has more than one joke???

Shaun Micallef?

Whoever has his his hand up this bloke's clacker. Not Sammy J so much though.

 

[Peck]

I am having a good long hard think why you didn't just say 100%?

I can't think of an Australian employed to make people laugh that does.

Is Julia Zemiro classified as a comedian? She makes me laugh a bit. Although she wasn't born in Australia so we might have to claim her humour the way we claim the Finn brothers sadly.

I'm really struggling to think of an Australian comedian that has more than one joke???

There are a tonne of amazing comedians in Australia m80. Maybe just not on FTA telly?

Neal Portrenza AKA Josh Ladbroke is my personal favorite.

 

[Janus]

Yeah I've been using that one very discreetly.

Not many laugh at it but I had lunch on Saturday with a couple of mates who happen to be gay and they thought it was hilarious. I would have been a hit down Oxford St on Saturday night I reckon.

Reminds me of the old George Carlin bit. "He happens to be black...he happens to be gay...what, like it was an accident?"

 

[Steve Dore]

... I can't think of an Australian employed to make people laugh that does.

......

I'm really struggling to think of an Australian comedian that has more than one joke???

This from a guy over 12 who thinks Benny Hill is funny.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

There are a tonne of amazing comedians in Australia m80. Maybe just not on FTA telly?

Neal Portrenza AKA Josh Ladbroke is my personal favorite.

I don't actually watch any FTA telly m80!!!!

 

[Eddie Dingle]

This from a guy over 12 who thinks Benny Hill is funny.

Benny Hill was a ****ing genius.

Should be held up in high regard with Monty Python, Peter Cook and me.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Reminds me of the old George Carlin bit. "He happens to be black...he happens to be gay...what, like it was an accident?"

Yeah the point about them being gay was because it was a gay club they all ordered shots in.

They were my test market.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Reminds me of the old George Carlin bit. "He happens to be black...he happens to be gay...what, like it was an accident?"

I liked that bit he did about gun enthusiasts

"Gun enthusiasts arghh!! yea well I'm a blowjob enthusiast wanna see me shoot"

 

[PatientMental]

I hope his voting penmanship is better than his tap work.

If it's not, he's going to leave the polling booth very confused why he voted for all the wrong people.

 

[Doctor Feel]

The ****? Messi just retired from international soccer.

 

[edgie]

This bloke went alright

 

[Dylan8]

The ****? Messi just retired from international soccer.

Best player in the world, possibly the GOAT, with an actual decent set up around him. They should have at least won a Copa by now - lost three with Messi. Perhaps a bit unfortunate to fall to a gun Germany team in 2014 but jeez, he'd wanna give it another crack in two years, surely?

He does retire his country's top scorer.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

The ****? Messi just retired from international soccer.

What?

 

[tribey]

What?

Not playing for Argentina anymore.

It turns out the likes of Spain, Germany and Chile aren't Eibar, Las Palmas and Getafe.

 

[Magpiespower]

 

[I Dont Care]

This bloke went alright

Is that Mr Bean?

 

[Steve Dore]

"A 42 year old devout christian and gun advocate, who owned 10 guns including a number of semiautomatic hand guns, shot dead her two daughters aged 22 and 17 in Texas following an argument."

 

[Steve Dore]

Is that Mr Bean?

What a crocker of a reply