Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[manureid]

Shaving Ryans privates.....


Hang on...i may be doing it wrong.

 

[Lagooner]

Footloos - Kevin Bacon stars in a heartwarming tale of a town that mistakenly installed Asian style toilets in all their bathrooms.

Keep on your Sunday shoes.

 

[raman]

Eternal Sunshine of the Potless Mind

I'm sure you can agree that a synopsis is not required.

 

[charcolechaddy]

In his defence when that ****ing campaigner Adeel Khan blew up his convenience store in Rozelle to claim insurance money and murdered 3 people who lived above him including an 11 month old baby and his mother Bianka, Scott Morrison was the only person involved from any side of politics who contacted Biankas family and offered help and more importantly support. I know this because Biankas brother James is a friend.

Massive brownie points with me for that.

Bitch dont kill my vibe.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Braveheat
The story of one heater who knew winter was coming

 

[I Dont Care]

I have two. Perhaps you'd like to pounce it

 

[Killer Power]

Lade Runner - an ex-AFL ruckman comes out of retirement to track down and destroy an android he subsequently falls in love with.

 

[Dylan8]

Lade Runner - an ex-AFL ruckman comes out of retirement to track down and destroy an android he subsequently falls in love with.

I was gonna do this one but couldn't think of a plot to go along with it

 

[Doctor Feel]

Star Rek - The brash James T. Kirk tries to live up to his father's legacy with Commander Spock breaking Kirk's neck in brutal combat.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Argo - the CIA free hostages in Minnesota by feeding them into a wood chipper.

 

[Duck Farmer]

One Girl - Amy's marriage falls apart and she goes missing after the other girl runs off with the cup.

 

[raman]

Froze - basically Frozen with really bad grammar.

 

[Contested Marx]

Guys, this thread is gold.

The Roo

written, directed, produced by and starring Tommy Wiseau

A successful ex-footballer and triple m media personality tries to make sense of his life and the love triangle between his missus and best mate.

Also has about 40 unresolved plot threads, including where did that tackle box go?

 

[Lagooner]

All Quit On The Western Front - A group of young soldiers go home and live long happy lives.

 

[raman]

All Quit On The Western Front - A group of young soldiers go home and live long happy lives.

or: French remake of All Quiet on the Western Front.

 

[Lagooner]

Guys, this thread is gold.

The Roo

written, directed, produced by and starring Tommy Wiseau

A successful ex-footballer and triple m media personality tries to make sense of his life and the love triangle between his missus and best mate.

Also has about 40 unresolved plot threads, including where did that tackle box go?

I'd love to throw some cutlery at that ****.

 

[Killer Power]

All Quit On The Western Front - A group of young soldiers go home and live long happy lives.

Winner.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Star Rek - The brash James T. Kirk tries to live up to his father's legacy with Commander Spock breaking Kirk's neck in brutal combat.

Star Rekt - Dyslexic skipper of space ship flies into a back hole.

 

[Grave Danger]

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dad - a modern tale of 'blended' families.

 

[GreyPower]

From the late 2013, Keating - The Interviews with Kerry O'Brien part 2 of 4. I couldn't find a short you tube of it but found part of the quote.

http://junkee.com/paul-keating-vs-kerry-obrien-round-two-fight/23866
Keating: Anyone who walks onstage, whether a thespian or a politician, has…certain nerves in the belly. If you don’t have those, you’ll never be any good.
......
On the subject of question time, and his routine humiliation of opponents, Keating insisted that his behaviour was more than mere sadistic jerkery: “There’s got to be a bit of fun in it all....... I can say I left public life with feelings of enmity to no-one on the opposition benches.”
http://junkee.com/paul-keating-vs-kerry-obrien-round-two-fight/23866

I heard a story that after John Hewson's wife miscarried, Keating was the first person to get on the phone and offer condolensces.

 

[Portmanteau]

Irates of the Carribean - West Indies fans are getting preeetty tired of their team's subpar performances in the Test arena

 

[raman]

Beaker Morant

 

[Moo87]

The Shaw flank redemption - Heath Shaw relishes a move to the GWS half back flank after his career nearly ended from Monfries-gate.

 

[Far Kern]

Irates of the Carribean - West Indies fans are getting preeetty tired of their team's subpar performances in the Test arena

What an incredibly apt username you have. You need to be careful that these portmantitles don't end up turning into the worlds first ever case of obsessive portmantosis.

 

[I Dont Care]

Alloween
French re-make of the classic horror flick