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Who is your most hated set of twins in the AFL?


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I was just thinking the same thing.

I have a testicle story, not as brutal as VXV's, but it's prolly not suitable for a public forum.
Had to have mine subject to an ultra sound yesterday. Fingers crossed it would be by a 50+ old bloke. Around the corner comes a thirty something attractive female and yeap calls my name. As she apologies for the cold gel all I could manage was ' the next five minutes are not going to be the highlight of either of our days this just get this over with' She laughed a little to much and it was over. Scan all clear to.
 

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I don't think I've ever had a seriously painful serious injury. I've had a lot of injury but usually aren't painful. Give me a knockout concussion, torn groin, or nearly dying from being prescribed penicillin over the missus busting a pimple any day. That shit hurts.

Long story short, my old brother was in an accident where he was lucky to survive and has to catheterise himself. The first time he done it he passed out from the pain and experience. It's pretty much the most horrible thing I can imagine and tougher than anything I could ever do.
 

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The most seriously painful injury I've ever had was falling off the deck of a semi trailer and pile driving my elbow into the bitumen, breaking the ends off my Humerus and Radial bones.

Think of the absolute worst time you've hit your funny bone and multiply it by about 10,000. The surgeon managed to piece it all back together but there are 5 screws still in my elbow and my arm will never fully straighten out.
 
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Don't finny, as tempting as it is, if we're going to ever rid the board of this we can only keep ignoring it and reporting his posts.
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Go on with what? Engaging in a stupid, pointless argument with an idiotic, aggressive, drunk idiot who picks fights out of thin air? Sounds like fun.
Youd have no idea whether im sober or not. I post a lot from work. The thing with some of you lot if you're challanged you think every one is pissed. Well hello dick face. Im not . And you are still an opinionated eff head. How does that sound?
 

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He's already called people cazzo and malaka, so I'm going with `yes'
Affirmative Porscha.

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Youd have no idea whether im sober or not. I post a lot from work. The thing with some of you lot if you're challanged you think every one is pissed. Well hello dick face. Im not . And you are still an opinionated eff head. How does that sound?
Sounds great knobhead.
 
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