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Mainland aussie struggling with tassie winter from the get-go lel hang in there Quadzilla and remember whiskey, fire & a warm woman are ya friends.

Ringwood Hotel, Cressy ... wood fire in bar :thumbsu:
 

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Workmate Apple Zealot Quotes V2.

"The IPad is more powerful than a PC"
"The Apple Pen is not just a stylus, it's better."
"AppleTV is worth the 300 dollars."
"ITunes is the best music application available."

Insufferable.
 
Workmate Apple Zealot Quotes V2.

"The IPad is more powerful than a PC"
"The Apple Pen is not just a stylus, it's better."
"AppleTV is worth the 300 dollars."
"ITunes is the best music application available."

Insufferable.

I'd love to be able to still use the iTunes from 2006.
 
Workmate Apple Zealot Quotes V2.

"The IPad is more powerful than a PC"
"The Apple Pen is not just a stylus, it's better."
"AppleTV is worth the 300 dollars."
"ITunes is the best music application available."

Insufferable.

Maybe change the subject?
 
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How the af is it 20 years since this infamous moment?

I'm gonna wake up one day soon and be saying things like "Warren Tredrea was a fearsome inside-out whose accuracy with the fadwagger was matched only by his love of bayoneting Johnny Turk" aren't I
 
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How the af is it 20 years since this infamous moment?

I'm gonna wake up one day soon and be saying things like "Warren Tredrea was a fearsome inside-out whose accuracy with the fadwagger was matched only by his love of bayoneting Johnny Turk" aren't I

I had this moment yesterday when my partner mentioned that we need to visit her cousin when we we're in Adelaide this weekend.

"Hey we have to see Manni for his birthday"

"Yeah cool. How old is that little prick now?"

"19."

*quietly subtracts 1998 from 2017*

"F@#k."
 

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I had this moment yesterday when my partner mentioned that we need to visit her cousin when we we're in Adelaide this weekend.

"Hey we have to see Manni for his birthday"

"Yeah cool. How old is that little prick now?"

"19."

*quietly subtracts 1998 from 2017*

"F@#k."

Lol yes. I have a nephew turning 21 in December.

I remember the morning mum got off the phone and notified me of his full name and birth weight like it was yesterday.

*cries in sepiatone*
 
If it weren't for football seasons, it wouldn't really have a concept of time. The only way I can remember important events is matching them up to who Port played that week.

I'm screwed if it's a weekend where I missed the game.

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Yes!

It's so basically convenient as a reference point, yet everyone around me thinks I'm some sort of card-counting savant.

"Have we eaten here before?"

- "Yeah, we had dinner here in 2011."

"How do you remember that?"

- "We beat Richmond in the NT (it was playing in the background)"

How am I not going to remember something like that?
 
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How the af is it 20 years since this infamous moment?

I'm gonna wake up one day soon and be saying things like "Warren Tredrea was a fearsome inside-out whose accuracy with the fadwagger was matched only by his love of bayoneting Johnny Turk" aren't I

Watched that fight in full the other week. Heavyweight boxing has never really been the same.
 
Yes!

It's so basically convenient as a reference point, yet everyone around me thinks I'm some sort of card-counting savant.

"Have we eaten here before?"

- "Yeah, we had dinner here in 2011."

"How do you remember that?"

- "We beat Richmond in the NT (it was playing in the background)"

How am I not going to remember something like that?

'You don't even remember when we first hooked up!'

'yeah I do!'

*scans memory bank for North Melbourne comeback game in 2012*

Also I went to a house warming party on that weekend we beat Richmond in 2011. I was late because we were winning and like * I was missing that in a lean year.


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s**t, technically the first hook up was when St Kilda first played Freo after Lyon switched. It was the Friday night game on at the pub that night...

* which one do I go with?

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Yes!

It's so basically convenient as a reference point, yet everyone around me thinks I'm some sort of card-counting savant.

"Have we eaten here before?"

- "Yeah, we had dinner here in 2011."

"How do you remember that?"

- "We beat Richmond in the NT (it was playing in the background)"

How am I not going to remember something like that?

Ha! I do the same thing. I had this mini argument with this 'rs the other day.

"When did we first move in together, I think it was 2003?"

- "No, we moved in together in 2004, we got together in 2003"

"No, you're wrong, was definitely 2003"

- "Well, you're wrong. I remember the night before we moved Port played Collingwood at the MCG and that's why we moved that weekend because it was on a Friday night and we had the whole weekend free"

"Why do you relate everything to football season?"

- "It's the only way I remember things!"
 
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