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ah the 80s .. a simple time of big hair, fluoro colours and bubblegum music. I f***en love the 80s* and the music.

* the hair is no longer big but I still wear the odd fluoro article of clothing when I can
Keytars. F@%king keytars. F@%k yeah.

Paul "Wa Wa Nee" Gray has still got...

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Trackworks on the Gawler Central means you have to catch a bus between Mawson Lakes and Adelaide atm.

Old mate gets on at North Tce and sits behind me.

He thinks he's the ML2 EXPRESS to Mawson Lakes. He wasn't. He was actually on the ML1 STOPPING ALL STATIONS and this was his verbatim commentary:

F@%k.
Oh, f@%k.
What the f@%k?
What's this shit?
Where's he going?
Unbelievable.
F@%k.
*sigh*
F@%ken STA.
F@%ken bastards.
F@%ken bastards!
They always pull this shit on me.
Always.
Unbelievable.
Shit.
*someone's mobile phone rings for ages*
Answer your phone f@%knut.
*deep sigh*
F@%ken bus driver.
Jesus.
The campaigner.
Cavan?
Port Wakefield Road?
What're we doing out here?
How the f@%k did we get out here?
How am I gonna get home from here?
*exasperated sigh*
F@%k me.
F@%ken bus driver.
The prick's lost.
He's absolutely lost.
Unbelievable.
F@%k.
Oh, look - Mawson Lakes.
I don't believe it.
I don't f@%ken believe it!
Hoo-f@%ken-ray!

The bus pulls into Mawson Interchange, old mate eyeballs the bus driver as he gets off and goes straight to the Adelaide Metro worker in a hi-vis vest and bitches like a bastard.

And he was absolutely, positively, most definitely 100% completely wrong in everything he complained about.

Because wrong bus.
 

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Trackworks on the Gawler Central means you have to catch a bus between Mawson Lakes and Adelaide atm.

Old mate gets on at North Tce and sits behind me.

He thinks he's the ML2 EXPRESS to Mawson Lakes. He wasn't. He was actually on the ML1 STOPPING ALL STATIONS and this was his verbatim commentary:

F@%k.
Oh, f@%k.
What the f@%k?
What's this shit?
Where's he going?
Unbelievable.
F@%k.
*sigh*
F@%ken STA.
F@%ken bastards.
F@%ken bastards!
They always pull this shit on me.
Always.
Unbelievable.
Shit.
*someone's mobile phone rings for ages*
Answer your phone f@%knut.
*deep sigh*
F@%ken bus driver.
Jesus.
The campaigner.
Cavan?
Port Wakefield Road?
What're we doing out here?
How the f@%k did we get out here?
How am I gonna get home from here?
*exasperated sigh*
F@%k me.
F@%ken bus driver.
The prick's lost.
He's absolutely lost.
Unbelievable.
F@%k.
Oh, look - Mawson Lakes.
I don't believe it.
I don't f@%ken believe it!
Hoo-f@%ken-ray!

The bus pulls into Mawson Interchange, old mate eyeballs the bus driver as he gets off and goes straight to the Adelaide Metro worker in a hi-vis vest and bitches like a bastard.

And he was absolutely, positively, most definitely 100% completely wrong in everything he complained about.

Because wrong bus.
Isnt Doctor Feel our go to Gawler line guy?
 
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Yeah but the customers are starting to believe the hype. I had the misfortune of discussing footy with a Crows fan yesterday: after he had a go at me about Port, I congratulated his Lovely Boys on their April premiership. He replied, "We'll also win the May, June, July, August and September premierships. We've already won the March premiership, with the women getting up."

So confidence is indeed growing at West Lakes :).
I think the coriander is growing too. #amirite Grave Danger ? :D
 

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I bought some coriander today - it seems to elicit a strange reaction in some people so I thought I'd give it a try :cool:


Hahaha, I only recently saw someone eat coriander with the "hates coriander" gene for the first time. I always thought she was foxing about how much she hated it. But holy **** it was hilarious. She really shouldn't have trusted me when she asked if I thought there was coriander in the Pad Thai. :eek:
 

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Hahaha, I only recently saw someone eat coriander with the "hates coriander" gene for the first time. I always thought she was foxing about how much she hated it. But holy **** it was hilarious. She really shouldn't have trusted me when she asked if I thought there was coriander in the Pad Thai. :eek:
Coriander tastes like soap, not something you ever want to mix with things that actually taste nice
 

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Thought I was lost in random thoughts but since it's the topic, coriander sparingly. I cooked a green curry for friends one night and they had me over for dinner a couple weeks later. I almost hurled on the dinner table when I unwittingly went to swallow the heavily coriander laden salad. I don't mean almost figuratively, it started coming back. I had to block my nose to stop it exiting there. Moral of the story, easy on the coriander.
 
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