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The real naghty person's questionnaire

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14.:eek: And I'm sure not telling which ones.:eek: :o :o
But don't worry, most of them were only minor.:D :D :D
 
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Substance abuse

1. Smoked? yes
2. Passed out drunk? yes
3. Smoked pot? yes
4. Drunk the bong water? no
5. Taken a trip? no
6. Taken E? no
7. Taken speed? no
8. Taken coke? no
9. Taken H? no
10. Been to a family function stoned? yes
11. Been to your partner's parents house stoned? no
12. Been to work stoned? no, school yes
13. Got stoned on your lunch break/during work? no
14. Dealt drugs? no
15. Got other people started on drugs? no

Crime

16. Shoplifted? no
17. Given fake details to police? no
18. Chased by police and caught (on foot)? no
19. Chased by police and got away (on foot)? no
20. Stolen money or goods? yes
21. Stolen a car? no
22. Sold stolen goods? no
23. Burglary? no
24. Mugging? no
25. Armed Robbery? no
26. Fraud/corruption (inc insurance fraud)? no
27. Been in the back of the paddy wagon? no
28. Been in a cell at the police station? no
29. Been in a police lineup as the suspect? no
30. Been to jail? no
31. Murder? no

Traffic offences

32. Speeding? no
33. Red light? no
34. Hit and run (pets)? no
35. Hit and run (car)? no
36. Hit and run (pedestrian/cyclyst)? no
37. Chased by police and caught? no
38. Chased by police and got away? (bonus point) no
39. Given fake details other party in a crash? no
40. Given fake details to police? no
41. Driven drunk? no
42. Physically road raged someone? no

Violence

43. Been in a fight? yes
44. Beat the crap out of someone for no good reason? no
45. Used a weapon on someone? no
46. Broke into someone's house to bash someone? (bonus point if it was in front of their family) no
47. Purposely destroyed someone else's property for revenge? yes

Betrayal

48. Lied to family? yes
49. Lied to friends? yes
50. Taken parents/siblings car without permission before you were 17? no
51. Ripped off a good friend? no
52. Used someone? yes
53. Made a promise that you never had any intention of keeping? yes

Sex

54. Cheated on your partner? yes (not current partner, not that I currently have one but you know what i mean ;))
55. Cheated on your partner with one of their best friends? no
56. Cheated with one of your best friends or sibling's partner? yes.....well a distant friend's partner
57. Screwed the bosses wife/husband? (bonus point) no
58. Screwed one of your mate's mum/dad? (bonus point) no
59. Threesome? yes
60. Orgy (4+ people)? no
61. Screwed in public? yes
62. Screwed at work? no
63. Screwed two different people in the one day without them knowing about the other? no
64. Video taped yourself having sex without the other person knowing? no

School

65. Wagged school? yes
66. Detention? yes
67. Suspended? yes twice
68. Expelled? no
69. Cheated in an exam (not just a test)? no
70. Told a teacher to f'off? yes
71. Punched a teacher? no

20. Well 21 if being stoned at school not work counts. :o
 

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Dodongo thought that Dodongo should give this a go. Dodongo hasn't been around for a month but Dodongo should be around more now. Dodongo can be considered to be a good Dodongo with not getting into too much trouble throughout Dodongo's life.

1. Smoked? No
2. Passed out drunk? Yes
3. Smoked pot? No
4. Drunk the bong water? No
5. Taken a trip? No
6. Taken E? No
7. Taken speed? No
8. Taken coke? No
9. Taken H? No
10. Been to a family function stoned? No
11. Been to your partner's parents house stoned? No
12. Been to work stoned? No
13. Got stoned on your lunch break/during work? No
14. Dealt drugs? No
15. Got other people started on drugs? No

Crime

16. Shoplifted? No
17. Given fake details to police? No
18. Chased by police and caught (on foot)? No
19. Chased by police and got away (on foot)? No
20. Stolen money or goods? No
21. Stolen a car? No
22. Sold stolen goods? No
23. Burglary? No
24. Mugging? No
25. Armed Robbery? No
26. Fraud/corruption (inc insurance fraud)? No
27. Been in the back of the paddy wagon? No
28. Been in a cell at the police station? No
29. Been in a police lineup as the suspect? No
30. Been to jail? No
31. Murder? No

Traffic offences

32. Speeding? Yes
33. Red light? Yes
34. Hit and run (pets)? No - Dodongo did however kill a dog when driving Dodongo's car on a family holiday. Dodongo was not very happy but the owners of the dog that Dodongo hit said that it wasn't Dodongo's fault and that their dog always chases cars and runs out in front of them.
35. Hit and run (car)? No
36. Hit and run (pedestrian/cyclyst)? No
37. Chased by police and caught? No
38. Chased by police and got away? (bonus point) No
39. Given fake details other party in a crash? No
40. Given fake details to police? No
41. Driven drunk? No
42. Physically road raged someone? No

Violence

43. Been in a fight? Yes
44. Beat the crap out of someone for no good reason? No
45. Used a weapon on someone? No
46. Broke into someone's house to bash someone? (bonus point if it was in front of their family) No
47. Purposely destroyed someone else's property for revenge? Yes

Betrayal

48. Lied to family? Yes
49. Lied to friends? Yes
50. Taken parents/siblings car without permission before you were 17? No
51. Ripped off a good friend? No
52. Used someone? No
53. Made a promise that you never had any intention of keeping? No

Sex

54. Cheated on your partner? No
55. Cheated on your partner with one of their best friends? No
56. Cheated with one of your best friends or sibling's partner? No
57. Screwed the bosses wife/husband? (bonus point) No
58. Screwed one of your mate's mum/dad? (bonus point) No
59. Threesome? No
60. Orgy (4+ people)? No
61. Screwed in public? No
62. Screwed at work? Yes
63. Screwed two different people in the one day without them knowing about the other? No
64. Video taped yourself having sex without the other person knowing? No

School

65. Wagged school? Yes
66. Detention? Yes
67. Suspended? Yes
68. Expelled? Almost
69. Cheated in an exam (not just a test)? Yes
70. Told a teacher to f'off? No
71. Punched a teacher? No

Dodongo has scored 10. Dodongo's mates however when were in their teenage years would get close to scoring over 50. Dodongo is happy with what Dodongo got.
 
Substance abuse

1. Smoked? Yes
2. Passed out drunk? Yes
3. Smoked pot? No
4. Drunk the bong water? No
5. Taken a trip? No
6. Taken E? No
7. Taken speed? No
8. Taken coke? No
9. Taken H? No
10. Been to a family function stoned? No
11. Been to your partner's parents house stoned? No
12. Been to work stoned? No
13. Got stoned on your lunch break/during work? No
14. Dealt drugs? No
15. Got other people started on drugs? No

Crime

16. Shoplifted? Yes
17. Given fake details to police? Yes
18. Chased by police and caught (on foot)? No
19. Chased by police and got away (on foot)? No
20. Stolen money or goods? No
21. Stolen a car? No
22. Sold stolen goods? No
23. Burglary? No
24. Mugging? No
25. Armed Robbery? No
26. Fraud/corruption (inc insurance fraud)? No
27. Been in the back of the paddy wagon? No
28. Been in a cell at the police station? No
29. Been in a police lineup as the suspect? No
30. Been to jail? No
31. Murder? No

Traffic offences

32. Speeding? Yes
33. Red light? Yes
34. Hit and run (pets)? No
35. Hit and run (car)? No
36. Hit and run (pedestrian/cyclyst)? No
37. Chased by police and caught? No
38. Chased by police and got away? (bonus point) No
39. Given fake details other party in a crash? No
40. Given fake details to police? No
41. Driven drunk? No
42. Physically road raged someone? No

Violence

43. Been in a fight? Yes
44. Beat the crap out of someone for no good reason? No
45. Used a weapon on someone? No
46. Broke into someone's house to bash someone? (bonus point if it was in front of their family) No
47. Purposely destroyed someone else's property for revenge? No

Betrayal

48. Lied to family? Yes
49. Lied to friends? Yes
50. Taken parents/siblings car without permission before you were 17? No
51. Ripped off a good friend? No
52. Used someone? No
53. Made a promise that you never had any intention of keeping? Yes

Sex

54. Cheated on your partner? No
55. Cheated on your partner with one of their best friends? No
56. Cheated with one of your best friends or sibling's partner? No
57. Screwed the bosses wife/husband? (bonus point) No
58. Screwed one of your mate's mum/dad? (bonus point) No
59. Threesome? No
60. Orgy (4+ people)? No
61. Screwed in public? No
62. Screwed at work? No
63. Screwed two different people in the one day without them knowing about the other? No
64. Video taped yourself having sex without the other person knowing? No

School

65. Wagged school? Yes
66. Detention? Yes
67. Suspended? No
68. Expelled? No
69. Cheated in an exam (not just a test)? No
70. Told a teacher to f'off? Yes
71. Punched a teacher? No

I've got a total of 13... I'm not a bad guy. ;)
 

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Can you imagine walking around drinking glasses of milk, watching G rated movies and being tucked in at 8pm? No thanks!

I would rather be walking around with a bourbon and coke in one hand, a big doob in the other, a fully stocked bar with topless waitresses serving whatever you want, tables line up with charlie, video screens showing pr0n, and a selection of the finest looking bitches hanging off me. Oh, and Fox footy channel and a remote control.

Hell will be the place to be.
 
Substance abuse

1. Smoked? Yes
2. Passed out drunk? Yes
3. Smoked pot? Yes
4. Drunk the bong water? No
5. Taken a trip? No
6. Taken E? No
7. Taken speed? No
8. Taken coke? No
9. Taken H? No
10. Been to a family function stoned? No
11. Been to your partner's parents house stoned? No
12. Been to work stoned? No
13. Got stoned on your lunch break/during work? No
14. Dealt drugs? No
15. Got other people started on drugs? No

Crime

16. Shoplifted? No
17. Given fake details to police? No
18. Chased by police and caught (on foot)? No
19. Chased by police and got away (on foot)? No
20. Stolen money or goods? No
21. Stolen a car? No
22. Sold stolen goods? No
23. Burglary? No
24. Mugging? No
25. Armed Robbery? No
26. Fraud/corruption (inc insurance fraud)? No
27. Been in the back of the paddy wagon? No
28. Been in a cell at the police station? No
29. Been in a police lineup as the suspect? No
30. Been to jail? No
31. Murder? Um no

Traffic offences

32. Speeding? No
33. Red light? No
34. Hit and run (pets)? No
35. Hit and run (car)? No
36. Hit and run (pedestrian/cyclyst)? No
37. Chased by police and caught? No
38. Chased by police and got away? (bonus point) No
39. Given fake details other party in a crash? No
40. Given fake details to police? No
41. Driven drunk? No
42. Physically road raged someone? No

Violence

43. Been in a fight? Yes
44. Beat the crap out of someone for no good reason? No
45. Used a weapon on someone? no
46. Broke into someone's house to bash someone? (bonus point if it was in front of their family) No
47. Purposely destroyed someone else's property for revenge?
No
Betrayal

48. Lied to family? Yes
49. Lied to friends? Yes
50. Taken parents/siblings car without permission before you were 17? No
51. Ripped off a good friend? No
52. Used someone? Yes
53. Made a promise that you never had any intention of keeping?
Yes

Sex

54. Cheated on your partner? No
55. Cheated on your partner with one of their best friends? No
56. Cheated with one of your best friends or sibling's partner? No
57. Screwed the bosses wife/husband? (bonus point) No
58. Screwed one of your mate's mum/dad? (bonus point) No
59. Threesome? Yes
60. Orgy (4+ people)? No
61. Screwed in public? Yes
62. Screwed at work? No
63. Screwed two different people in the one day without them knowing about the other? No
64. Video taped yourself having sex without the other person knowing? No

School

65. Wagged school? Yes
66. Detention? Yes
67. Suspended? No
68. Expelled? No
69. Cheated in an exam (not just a test)? No
70. Told a teacher to f'off? Yes
71. Punched a teacher? No
 

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Substance abuse

1. Smoked? Yep
2. Passed out drunk? Yeah, at my after deb party!!
3. Smoked pot? Nope, me a good little girl!
4. Drunk the bong water? YUK! Thats just disgusting
5. Taken a trip? I am not a junkie, wouldn't know what any of this drug talk is
6. Taken E? nah
7. Taken speed? nope
8. Taken coke? nope
9. Taken H? nope
10. Been to a family function stoned? nope
11. Been to your partner's parents house stoned? nope
12. Been to work stoned? nope
13. Got stoned on your lunch break/during work? nope
14. Dealt drugs? nope
15. Got other people started on drugs? nope!

Crime

16. Shoplifted? I dont remember, maybe!
17. Given fake details to police? Nah
18. Chased by police and caught (on foot)? Nope
19. Chased by police and got away (on foot)? Nope
20. Stolen money or goods? Um... perhaps
21. Stolen a car? nah
22. Sold stolen goods? nah
23. Burglary? nah
24. Mugging? nah
25. Armed Robbery? lol yep!
26. Fraud/corruption (inc insurance fraud)? ahaha nah
27. Been in the back of the paddy wagon? nope
28. Been in a cell at the police station? nope
29. Been in a police lineup as the suspect? nope
30. Been to jail? no
31. Murder? lol ahaha, yeah of course

Traffic offences

32. Speeding? Only on my L's and nah not yet!
33. Red light? nah
34. Hit and run (pets)? no
35. Hit and run (car)? no
36. Hit and run (pedestrian/cyclyst)? no
37. Chased by police and caught? no
38. Chased by police and got away? (bonus point) no
39. Given fake details other party in a crash? nah
40. Given fake details to police? no
41. Driven drunk? no
42. Physically road raged someone? um, not physically, I have stuck my finger up at a **** load of people!

Violence

43. Been in a fight? Yeah a few!
44. Beat the crap out of someone for no good reason? Um... no, I had a reason and I didn't beat the crap out of them.
45. Used a weapon on someone? nope
46. Broke into someone's house to bash someone? (bonus point if it was in front of their family) nah
47. Purposely destroyed someone else's property for revenge? no

Betrayal

48. Lied to family? maybe
49. Lied to friends? yeah... probably at one stage
50. Taken parents/siblings car without permission before you were 17? nah
51. Ripped off a good friend? nah, not a good mate
52. Used someone? ahaha yeah of course
53. Made a promise that you never had any intention of keeping? perhaps

Sex

54. Cheated on your partner? my boyfriend, ummm yes
55. Cheated on your partner with one of their best friends? nah
56. Cheated with one of your best friends or sibling's partner? nah
57. Screwed the bosses wife/husband? (bonus point) um no
58. Screwed one of your mate's mum/dad? (bonus point) yuk no
59. Threesome? not yet! lol kidding
60. Orgy (4+ people)? nope
61. Screwed in public? nope
62. Screwed at work? nope
63. Screwed two different people in the one day without them knowing about the other? no
64. Video taped yourself having sex without the other person knowing? nope

School

65. Wagged school? Um, I wagged class, but not school
66. Detention? Yeah! Hasn't everybody!
67. Suspended? yep, twice.
68. Expelled? nope
69. Cheated in an exam (not just a test)? nah
70. Told a teacher to f'off? um... I called my teacher a stupid bitch, thats all though!
71. Punched a teacher? not yet!

Thankyou and good day!
 

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