Event The Rising Star Committee Presents: The Season 30 Rising Star Awards Night

[guero]

fu** you and your sociahillbilities. And fu** KohPhi soy latte drinking hippy queen.

R U OK Bro?

 

[Metalcrusher]

R U OK Bro?

Shoulder is *ing sore ... throat hurts like Ive given head to a donkey but sure, I'm ok, we will go with that.

 

[guero]

Shoulder is *ing sore ... throat hurts like Ive given head to a donkey but sure, I'm ok, we will go with that.

I'm sorry to hear that man. But it would be remiss of me to let slide that you know how your throat feels after giving head to a donkey.

 

[KohPhi]

It's great to see you man. How are things?

Im struggling a bit to be honest.. between..

Teaching Yemeni orphans..


Keeping my wives happy..


My male modelling gigs..


Being on the cast of 'Iraqi wants a wife..


Helping Santoz launch his clothing range..


Being on the news..


Volunteering at the Royal Tikrit Lifesaving Club..


Donating my superior sperm at various sperm banks..


Running my Cafe, the 'Allah Snakbhar'..


And keeping my huge utensil active..


And walking the dog..


Im really struggling for time pal..

 

[Kilroy]

I'd like to thank the Committee for all their hard work, all the S30 rookies for keeping it real and the wider Sweet FA community for sustaining us all thru the lockdown.

Personally I'd like to thank CALL ME SNAKE Antonio BlueVein Tony Lynn 15 Hai_Newman and the rest of the team for a wild season.

I'd trade this award for a better outcome in the Preliminary Final, cos that actually did hurt to have gotten so close.

Good luck to both teams on Sunday.

 

[guero]

David Byrne is such a loose unit.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

This one is for you Kilroy

 

[Strigoi]

It’s not 7am yet!! Give me some minutes...

Well...ready now...?

 

[Strigoi]

Strigoi called it a “killer season.” She might have triggered tony!

 

[GremioPower]

Well...ready now...?

 

[Kilroy]

Well...ready now...?

Girl power at the Music Victoria Awards this week, Strigoi



Genghis Tron
Where you at cuz?

 

[Hai_Newman]

I'd trade this award for a better outcome in the Preliminary Final, cos that actually did hurt to have gotten so close.

Well done mate, so glad now everyone else can see what a splendid kent you are.

 

[GremioPower]

Well done mate, so glad now everyone else can see what a splendid kent you are.

I was a better human being before watching this...

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Kilroy all season, relentless.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Took on all comers.

 

[Metalcrusher]

Well done mate, so glad now everyone else can see what a splendid kent you are.

OMG, what in the name of Leonard *ing Cohen did I just watch!

 

[Kilroy]

Santoz Pugsley Cadsky kickthething TheCoach16 KohPhi

Thanks for the tunes fellas and for not compromising.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Congratulation Kilroy on taking out the Rising Star for this season, awesome effort! Well done also to the placegetters in Muddiemoose and T2B_, to FootyGuy13 and PMBangers for winning the Top Gun & Pyre respectively, and to all rookies who made the top whatever it was.

Champagne hosting tonight Bastyy! Many thanks to you and to the whole Rising Star Committee for all the work you put in (and all the pissfarting around we did!). Special shout out to GremioPower for keeping us all in line, if project management was an Olympic sport then you would be a gold medalist.

If you thought it was all over though rooks, think again - the fun has only just begun!!

 

[Kilroy]

 

[Kilroy]

 

[Cadsky]

Congratulations Kilroy you're a bloody ripper mate. You deserve it!

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Bloody well done Kilroy a top effort! To Bastyy your stocks rose a bit tonight! I will lead off with a song for all my mates.

 

[Bastyy]

Bloody well done Kilroy a top effort! To Bastyy your stocks rose a bit tonight! I will lead off with a song for all my mates.

Now THIS is high praise

 

[Kilroy]

por_please_ya

 

[Genghis Tron]

#1. Kilroy (BOM), 132pts
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Write-up by Santoz


Picture this.

A rookie poster to the league with an exceptional idea for weekday, weeknight, and weekend camaraderie between combating clubs or blow-ins called Metalcrusher, BLUEALLTHRU, RobR or Genghis Tron.

The basic idea being like a drive-by raid that is a short, sharp 1-2 hour show with a particular theme. Very much like a PBS or RRR radio program. It doesn't have to be exclusively any one type of theme. It could be the production vehicle for anything specific – some comedy, heavy metal, crooners, African music, sports highlights or even movie trailers.

This poster would word people up in the lead up that week (or even just earlier that day) with guerrilla marketing through storytelling tagging using images and gifs.

He envisaged that it could just as easily be a segment in his smash hit creation and curation ‘TubeRadio’ or separate on a completely different day. It doesn't have to be at night or regular.

Welcome to... GuerrillaRadio!

Welcome to what the exceptional first-season poster and yours S30 Rising Star Award winner, Kilroy, has brought to the SFA.

In what turned out to be the toughest season the SFA has ever endured due to the bloody real world, Kilroy was able to bring a sense of community and commonality to us all through his love for, passion of and unparalleled understanding of a host of quality tunes.

I’m sure the majority of us reading this would all agree that we all enjoyed Kilroy's contributions to the league this season, whether we jumped in and activelly engajed in it or lurked in the background just getting a feel for what the posting contingent were vibing at the time.

At times, he was criticised for his posting numbers by outsiders – certainly envious of his exploits and talents and probably those who ended up licked by his ever increasing propensity to dish out a jab as the season progressed.

From early on though, many could see the talent was there, including unsuspected Committee members:


Being a class act poster wasn’t just all, though. His off field exploits only make up half the matter. To be considered the best all-round rookie this season then one needed to perform on field also, and Kilroy has also improved the Bombers through his qooty skills.

Besides registering the the 3rd-highest ARSE for the season, Kilroy was among the Top-10 rookie in several stats:

- Disposals, 10th (245)
- Kicks, 8th (132)
- Marks, 8th (67)
- Goals, 6th (15)
- Scoring Shots, 6th (25)
- Points Scored, 6th (100)
- DT, 10th (953)
- EXIE, 10th (1146)

Kilroy have not only accumulated stats throughout the season, but he excelled in some matches as well – finally earning a Gun in R9. His 4-goal 22-disposal 113-DT performance over MWPP and Bipolarbear has let the Committee in awe:

An outstanding season stat-wise by Kilroy in the Wayne Carey pivot; the hardest position to play on a Qooty field.

Congratulations Kilroy on beating all and sundry your rookie class and becoming the Season 30 Rising Star – the rightful winner of the sausageroll Medal.

May you not be cursed and continue to live long and prosperous in the SFA for the enjoyment of all!


Gun: R9
ARSE: 1,338.65 (avg. 83.67)
Positions (2): CHF, 11; C, 5.
Season Stats:

Torch: R2
Season Grade: 97.50
Match-Thread Wins: 10
Total Match-Thread Posts: 2,552 (avg. 159.50)

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I'd like everyone to raise their glass to the Season 30 winner, Kilroy, and congratulate him on a wonderful season

Congrats to the leagues best DJ. One of my favourites in the league.

This is the best award to win Kilroy. Well done

Also well done to the RS committee. What an absolutely blinding effort by you all this season.

To the disco!