The Ross Lyon Code - The only way to understand Ross

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JoseMourinho

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Dear denizens of the bay,

The last few months, I've observed the Ross in press conferences and he has notable patterns and behaviors which go unnoticed. The bay don't truly understand what Ross Lyon is actually saying. They think he is a dumb, deflecting coach with a crappy system but his system is so complex that you'll be shocked to be sitting there! (literally).

The Ross Lyon Code v1.0



Lets go through a few examples
"Rub of the Green"
umpires are ******* rubbish and should GAGF

"Not ideal"
Our team played shit

"When asked a question about one of his players and he talks about something else"
Yes, dickhead. We're already aware that X player played crap. Do i need to state the obvious?

*darting eyes*
Means either "****, they're onto me" or "Shit, I hope slobbo isn't here otherwise they're going to be some stupid questions asked tonight"

"I like our effort but not our method"
The players didn't play like my system tells them too. ******* campaigners

"AFL games are pretty hard to win you know"
******* rubbish journalists, how do they even keep their job.... Oh wait, Slobbo is a journalist.

"Some players didn't do X"
They better start doing X or they will not be playing next week.

"We love winning the 4 points"
Yep, that's right. You're not good enough to be a journalist with questions like that.

"We have to review"
It was rubbish and I have already yelled at the main offenders for it.

"I'm not overawed when someone does their job"
Good work, Jesse White.

"We've got plenty of improvement in us"
We weren't boring enough.

"We exposed X"
He isn't ready for the system.... yet

"It is a marathon not a sprint"
Wait till the finals series, you idiot.

"We'll try to score a couple of goals"
Goals are my worst nightmare.

"What do you think?"
Please let the world know how ******* stupid you are.

"We play within the rules"
Crap, Better call Saul!

"Is that the best question that you can come up with after two hours of footy?"
You're worse than Slobbo.

"You're quite brilliant, Shane!"
Your face looks good on a dartboard.

"It is incredibly disappointing that you're asking me this"
Either "shit, they are doubting the system" or "Your journalism career is over."

"They were up for a streetfight and we were out for a Sunday Stroll"
We were ******* woeful.

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Not even death can save yourself from me!


If that ****head taps me on the back. I'll kill him.

I'm very sure that are more Lyonisms out there!
 
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"Nat Fyfe was very good today"
He played on one leg and was better than half our team.

"Does that make sense"
Has the point got into your stupid brain yet, Slobbo?
 
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