The Scotty Russell Song

[Mr Ripper]

*Warning* The following post contains candid references to bodily functions.

The tune is 'Mama Mia' by Abba.

I've been eating my prunes since I don't know when
My nutritionist said fibre was my best friend
Look at me go, running bandy legged
I was too slow when my tummy began to growl
There's a fire within my bowel

Just my luck that we are the away team
Hope my mum has got a full can of Preen
Woe woe

Diarrhoea, here I go again
Coach, please, get me off the ground quick
Diarrhoea, does it show again
Brown stain, spreading on my white knicks

Knew when the leakage started
That wasn't gas I farted
Why, why did I have to let it go?
Diarrhoea, now I really know
My, my, at least my vegie patch will grow


My apologies if that put anyone off their dinner.

 

[TigerTank]

'Vossy' Ripper does it again...

Very good.

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TT - Obligatory bad-tempered Richmond supporter

 

[Asgardian]

Left me with a warm wet feeling in my jocks, well done mate

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Chris

(Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus)

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

What can I say Ripper? Very classy!

 

[AlfAndrews]

It stinks.

 

[SS11]

LOL this deserves to be reborn at the top..LOL