The SFA-AFL Player Comparison Thread

[Jhye Clark 13]

Who pantskyle - Jarryd Morton
Why - Second brother of the clan (also the pants filled shittest)

Who The Filth Wizard - Mitch Morton
Why - Oldest sibling of the clan (will become a premiership player)

Who icefreak - Cale Morton
Why - Youngest kid of the clan (a squib)

Fixed.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Fixed.

It wasn't broken.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

It wasn't broken.

That obvious, It was BoshtrichBurger.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

That obvious, It was BoshtrichBurger.

Touché

 

[boncer34]

Mobbenfuhrer - Tom Wills


I just won this thread.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Mobbenfuhrer - Tom Wills


I just won this thread.

Tom Wills never played VFL/AFL football.

 

[boncer34]

Tom Wills never played VFL/AFL football.

You think disagreeing with the person that can ban you on a whim is smart?

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

You think disagreeing with the person that can ban you on a whim is smart?

Yes!

 

[Marlowe]

I am Karmichael Hunt - talented convert from another board who had no interest in SFA until an expansion club showed up at my door with piles of cash. I won't be good until my second year, either.

 

[Gentlemen]

Gentlemen - Matt White

No one really remembers him, yet he's somehow been on a list for ages.

Is also not very good.

 

[Jonts]

Any Roys player - Dustin Fletcher

Why: Old.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Who pantskyle - Jarryd Morton
Why - Second brother of the clan (also the pants filled shittest)

Who The Filth Wizard - Mitch Morton
Why - Oldest sibling of the clan (will become a spud)

Who icefreak - Cale Morton
Why - Youngest kid of the clan (a squib)

Harsh.

But then I can't think of a group of brothers that makes me look better and pants look worse.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Harsh.

But then I can't think of a group of brothers that makes me look better and pants look worse.

I could've done the Selwoods... But then that wouldn't be an accurate portrayal of the family...

 

[Eth]

Eth Trent Cotchin
Continued improving and after a breakout season and becoming one the leagues leading player, the youngster has been named skipper of his side.

By that rule:

Eth = Trent Cotchin
Wise Guy Sam = Trent Cotchin
therefore Wise Guy Sam = Eth

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

By that rule:

Eth = Trent Cotchin
Wise Guy Sam = Trent Cotchin
therefore Wise Guy Sam = Eth

ALIAS!

 

[boncer34]

By that rule:

Eth = Trent Cotchin
Wise Guy Sam = Trent Cotchin
therefore Wise Guy Sam = Eth

I smell a scandal.

 

[MP_]

haven't read whole thread but

beez is Nathan Buckley - Arrogant as anything but damn can he play footy and I love him

 

[spookism]

In this thread, give comparisons of an SFA player to an AFL player / [B]official[/B], and why. Do NOT do comparisons of yourself to others.
[/quote]

Anyone who has nominated themselves = Steven Trigg.

They think the rules don't apply to them and don't give a **** if they break 'em.


[SIZE=1]I'm hoping for leniency by changing the rules myself, but then letting everyone know I did it.[/SIZE]

 

[beez]

I'm more a cross between Voss, Buckley, Hird, Ablett Snr, Ablett Jnr, Carey, Lockett, Silvagni, Pratt, Coleman, Reynolds and Henneman.

So you're a ranga who's a FIGJAM with big ears, with a penchant for drugs who shaved off his ranga hair to be bald, who sleeps with his team mate's missus (which team mate?) and likes the dishlickers, 3 sons and hot missus, is too lazy to do weights, a bung knee, 3 Mobbs Medals - but often gets slammed for being a hack?

 

[beez]

beez is Nathan Buckley - Arrogant as anything but damn can he play footy and I love him

I do not have a big nose and an ugly wife

 

[Papa Juggs]

pantskyle

Stephen Coniglio

We all knew he was good before he started but didn't really live up to expectations. Had a few big games to show what he is capable of but the best is most certainly ahead of him.

 

[Eth]

I do not have a big nose and an ugly wife

Blessed are the big noses.

The Half Back - Dyson Heppell. Yep, won an EKA, but we all know which West Coast player was and still is miles better.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Blessed are the big noses.

The Half Back - Dyson Heppell. Yep, won an EKA, but we all know which West Coast player was and still is miles better.

For the third time?

ALIAS!

 

[beez]

BoshtrichBurger - Hayden Ballantyne

Annoying little shit who won't shut up.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

BoshtrichBurger - Hayden Ballantyne

Annoying little shit who won't shut up.

Feels sad man