Event The SFA Divorce of the Century

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View attachment 1700946If any of you aren't aware, DenieD is leaving the SFA and because of this we have been divorced for almost a week now. It has been going fantastic and now I think it is time to take the next step in our relationship. We went on our daily walk in the park where I broke the news that I cannot see myself with someone who isn't int he SFA.

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DD: Bonz, you know I care deeply for you?
Bonz: Yes, and I don't for you.
DD: I feel like it is time to take the next step in our relationship.
Bonz: We've already had this discussion and I don't want a divorce.
[DD stops and prepares for the berating that Bonz is about to give]

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Bonz: You know I can't stand people who aren't in the SFA, they are terrible. Always talking AFL and not knowing who I am. I don't think you understand how big of a thing it is.
[DD bends down]
Bonz: I've just never been a NON-SFA person ok? I understand that you really want to retire, but while we are in a relationship I want you to respect my thoughts and feelings about these things. So it's over.
[DD gets into the fetal position]
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What a perfect day for the young love. Let us hope the divorce goes off without a hitch.
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Enjoy retirement👍

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