Media The SFA Justice League

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

For too long now the land of Sweet has been under attack by a dark force from within its ranks. Many heroes have fought bravely against the evil, some have fallen in battle. Recently we lost one the Sweet FA’s truly great heroes, and it was this great tragedy that brought some the Leagues finest warriors and brightest minds together to make a stand for all that is great in this world. In order to keep their identities secret they made costumes that would hide their faces and names that cleverly hid who they really were.


No longer will the evil doers be able to do evil so easily. From this day forth injustice will not go unchallenged.


I will now introduce the current members of the team, however applications are now open for the final 2 positions.


Please fill out the application form below. You must also supply a logo and picture.


Name:


Height:


Weight:


Base Of Operation:


Special abilities:


Notes:

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Name: SarahSmiles


Height: 6ft


Weight: Whatever 3 packets of pasta is in kilos


Base Of Operation: Hoth


Special abilities: I can function on zero sleep (Basically just a normal teenager)


Notes: I hate super-hero movies.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Name: The Flash Back

Height: 178cm


Weight: 76kg


Base Of Operation: Nomad. He can't stay in the one place too long. He just bobs up at the right time


Special abilities:
Not that quick but he's like Teflon, you just cant touch him
Fairly quick in the bedroom
Specially designed suit gives him enhanced strength and is stain resistant
After many years on the disco biscuits he gets the sweats often and his back teeth are well worn

Notes: The eyes and ears of the group with his ability to flash through threads in the search for any troubles the poor citizens of sweet may be suffering.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Name: Bat Tuft


Height: 168cm


Weight: 65kg


Base Of Operation: Baghdad


Special abilities: Cloaking mechanism. Wrist Mounted laser. Hand held castrating unit
Her utility belt is equipped with the latest in chemical warfare and the newest scents from Avon
Skilled in art the art of seduction and lethal in hand to hand combat

Notes: This is one scary bitch. Her ability to remain hidden makes her the most lethal assassin known to man

 

[Barrybran]

Should have left ArgusTuft until last. You've peaked too soon The Jesus

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Name: Bat Lynn 15


Height: 192cm


Weight: 105kg


Base Of Operation: The Bat Dungeon


Special abilities:
Can maintain an erection for hours on end, and get back on it in amazing time.
Irresistible to women
His utility belt is loaded with the latest sex toys from sexy land

Notes: If anyone can * this league back into shape he can

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Should have left ArgusTuft until last. You've peaked too soon The Jesus

I don't know who that is, and don't tell me how to do my thread mate

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

A very special thank you to ArgusTuft for the amazing shoop work in this thread

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Name: SuperJesus

Height: 189cm


Weight: 95kg


Base Of Operation: Omnipresent


Special abilities: Can walk on water. x-ray vision
Creepy stare
Bowling average of 220
Registered sex offender

Notes: The leader of the group. Brave, tough, handsome

 

[Damp Squarie]

I think we should start with a list of evil doers; I nominate JoshWoodenSpoon for...

• Putting a camera in cubicle 4 in the Bears change rooms
• Swapping my tampons with Earl Grey teabags
• Making me bunk with Doctor Gero on away trips

HTF do you plead Cap’n?

 

[Ant Bear]

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

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Name: Bat Lynn 15


Height: 192cm


Weight: 105kg


Base Of Operation: The Bat Dungeon


Special abilities:
Can maintain an erection for hours on end, and get back on it in amazing time.
Irresistible to women
His utility belt is loaded with the latest sex toys from sexy land

Notes: If anyone can **** this league back into shape he can

The people of Gotham City can rest easy tonight....well except for the hot chicks!

 

[This Is Anfield]

Me and my mates are happy to help...

 

[TJASTA]

I thought Comic-Con was in July?

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

I thought Comic-Con was in July?

There's always a con going on in the SFA mate

 

[TJASTA]

There's always a con going on in the SFA mate

******* nerds

 

[Dav]

There's always a con going on in the SFA mate

Like that time I got your short people thread deleted

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

******* nerds

Security

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Like that time I got your short people thread deleted

It was a vital service to the SFA mate

 

[Dav]

It was a vital service to the SFA mate

Glad to see you came around. Now about my submission to the League...

Deadman would be fitting.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Glad to see you came around. Now about my submission to the League...

Deadman would be fitting.

I think Renege on Betting Man would be more appropriate!

 

[Dav]

I think Renege on Betting Man would be more appropriate!

I might need to be Aquaman to recover from that burn!

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

I think Renege on Betting Man would be more appropriate!

The Odds Fixer

 

[Barrybran]

Glad to see you came around. Now about my submission to the League...

Deadman would be fitting.

They already have The Jesus. Been dead 2000 years. Hard to top that experience.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

They already have The Jesus. Been dead 2000 years. Hard to top that experience.

I am not a part of the Justice League, I'm just a reporter