Discussion The SFA record breakers - 40 seasons of excellence

[Jabba73]

In the true pioneering spirit of Sir Huge Hugh Beaver, the Baghdad Bombers are proud to present the Guinness Book of World Records - SFA edition.

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It is time to celebrate the achievements of all who have come before us, those that currently carry on their best traditions, and those hell bent on improving on what was previously considered peak performance ... and publish the definitive guide to 40 Seasons of SFA records.

We will be announcing existing records throughout Season 40 and invite our fellow SFA participants to add their own for consideration and fact checking by our dedicated team of super sleuths.

A rigorous screening process will ensure that only verifiable records will be included in the official SFA edition, due for printing at the conclusion of the 40th season.

Over to you SFA, no record is too obscure to warrant some blatant self-promotion or a chance to celebrate someone else's very public failings.

 

[Jabba73]

Full list of verified claims for inclusion in the published book:
1. Hate once sent me a PM for kicking 13 goals in a game - BLUEALLTHRU
2. Robertio has made the most Guinness references - Robertio
3. Headless has used the wow react more than anyone else - DemurePrincess
4. Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever has the longest username used 5 or more times in one sentence - Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever
5. Grand Final Rematch thread was the greatest match thread in SFA history - serial_thrilla
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[Jabba73]

List of false claims or claims that were unable to be verified:
1. Pugsley is charming - BFew
2. manicpie is fully responsible for a litter of 19 kittens - DemurePrincess
3. serial_thrilla is unlikely to get wound up - serial_thrilla
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[BFew]

Pugsley both charming and eating the longest sausage ever eaten by an SFA player.

 

[Pugsley]

List of false claims or claims that were unable to be verified:
1. Pugsley is charming - BFew
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I'm charming when Im.aslerp.

 

[Jabba73]

I'm charming when Im.aslerp.

Fair enough.

Sending the team around to measure your sausage to see if it makes it into the record book.

 

[kickthething]

Pugsley both charming and eating the longest sausage ever eaten by an SFA player.

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Seems unlikely

 

[Gralin]

 

[Pugsley]

Fair enough.

Sending the team around to measure your sausage to see if it makes it into the record book.

Lost it for 2 and a half years. The regrowth is a slow process.

 

[Bovo]

I'm charming when Im.aslerp.

Pfft! Even your wet dreams say “ not tonight, I have a headache”

 

[Pugsley]

Pfft! Even your wet dreams say “ not tonight, I have a headache”

Apparently I have sleep talking tourettes.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Ok here’s a good one, I believe it’s not an SFA record but most definitely a club record.

I once kicked 13:2 in a game, 6 different players rotated on me that day and I went in underdone after an all you can eat kebab sesh the night before.

I believe Mooch might have the overall record but it was the only time Hate PM’d to say not bad!

 

[Grav]

@Hate PM’d to say not bad!

That alone deserves to go in the record books.

 

[kickthething]

Lazy defending up the ground cost that. Mexicans kick down the line was dumb as well

 

[Kilroy]

Lazy defending up the ground cost that. Mexicans kick down the line was dumb as well

Wrong thread Kicka!

 

[BallaratBulldog]

Pugsley both charming and eating the longest sausage ever eaten by an SFA player.

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Pretty impressive to eat that sausage underneath his tongue.

 

[BFew]

Pretty impressive to eat that sausage underneath his tongue.

That's just the charming part, before the eat.

 

[kickthething]

Wrong thread Kicka!

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Any thread will do.

 

[kickthething]

Ok here’s a good one, I believe it’s not an SFA record but most definitely a club record.

I once kicked 13:2 in a game, 6 different players rotated on me that day and I went in underdone after an all you can eat kebab sesh the night before.

I believe Mooch might have the overall record but it was the only time Hate PM’d to say not bad!

Why the f*** did you kick 2 behinds you useless arse.

 

[Kilroy]

The task:
Type: ‘Guinness World Records’ have challenged me to type this sentence using my nose in the fastest time.

The record:
40.19 seconds, achieved by Davinder Singh, in New Dehli, India in S21.

 

[Robertio]

Here is a SFA record I'm proud of

 

[Kilroy]

In b4 James Colorado with the shortest song ….

 

[DemurePrincess]

I believe the SFA record for the biggest litter of kittens came from manicpie with a whopping 19 offspring!

If any of the other cats can confirm or deny this record please step forward now…
cats_09
cats2rise
Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Why the f*** did you kick 2 behinds you useless arse.

One got rushed 70 out with a head wind and the other went through but the goal umpire was re-stacking the esky. I’m totally fine with that one.

 

[manicpie]

I believe the SFA record for the biggest litter of kittens came from manicpie with a whopping 19 offspring!
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If any of the other cats can confirm or deny this record please step forward now…
cats_09
cats2rise
Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever

Yeah, they're mine. Just chuck em out the back with my other 112 kids.