Event The SFA Wedding of the Century (The Wedding on Page 5)

Name: Mister Mister
Preferred meal: [please pick one] Chicken, Beef, Vegetarian
Preferred seating:
[please pick one] Front, Middle, Back (away from PMBangers please)
What song will get you dancing: [if you have a preference] Taylor Swift - "We are never, ever getting back together"
Any other comment: [if required] I'm only come to ONE wedding for Bonz , so if this doesn't work out, I'm not coming next time.
 
Jul 16, 2015
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156,835
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Richmond
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Fighting Furies
Name: NatD
Preferred meal: I know it says pick one, but I should get special treatment as admin so I am choosing ALL THREE
Preferred seating: Like in High school, cool kids in the back, losers in the front, so I would like the Middle please
What song will get you dancing: I don't dance, so * off
Any other comment: I will be supplying my own Booz menu and I expect it catered to my liking
 
RSVP
Name: Knifey Spoony
Preferred meal: Beef, I'll be looking for beef
Preferred seating: wherever the acoustics are best for me to shout "I object" to this wedding and cause a scene
What song will get you dancing: Unfaithful by Rihanna
Any other comment: Bonz what the hell, I thought we had something special
 
RSVP
Name: Riviat
Preferred meal: Chicken but since i'm a hungry prick, i'm just going to finish any of the leftovers on the table anyway
Preferred seating: As far to the back as possible so I'm the first one out so I can get to the open bar tab first.
What song will get you dancing: Anything by City of the Sun
Any other comment: There better be an open bar tab at this otherwise I wont be attending the reception. I hope presents aren't compulsory.
 
RSVP
Name: Riviat
Preferred meal: Chicken but since i'm a hungry prick, i'm just going to finish any of the leftovers on the table anyway
Preferred seating: As far to the back as possible so I'm the first one out so I can get to the open bar tab first.
What song will get you dancing: Anything by City of the Sun
Any other comment: There better be an open bar tab at this otherwise I wont be attending the reception. I hope presents aren't compulsory.

Golly! As the father of the Bonx bride you are stuck with the bill for the reception.
 
Yes, pantskyle is the photographer

How much you got? Cos' this is gonna cost ya!...... This is gonna cost ya!

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I can give you maybe 50 bucks? I've already spent most of the budget on the cake and food/drinks.

Deal, I also want the first slice of cake and two dinners.
 
RSVP
Name: Knifey Spoony
Preferred meal: Beef, I'll be looking for beef
Preferred seating: wherever the acoustics are best for me to shout "I object" to this wedding and cause a scene
What song will get you dancing: Unfaithful by Rihanna
Any other comment: Bonz what the hell, I thought we had something special

It's alright, the first dance is still reserved for you.

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Aug 22, 2006
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30,429
MH370
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Essendon
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Woodville, GCFC, Roopena
Name: Porps
Preferred meal: Chicken
Preferred seating: Middle
What song will get you dancing: "Barbie Girl" - Aqua
Any other comment: The sausageroll Bakery is happy to supply petit fours for dessert, including apple turnovers and cannoli.
Petit fours sound like doggy treats.

Dogs are welcome at the bakery. And their fans too cooney
 
Name: Mister Mister
Preferred meal: [please pick one] Chicken, Beef, Vegetarian
Preferred seating:
[please pick one] Front, Middle, Back (away from PMBangers please)
What song will get you dancing: [if you have a preference] Taylor Swift - "We are never, ever getting back together"
Any other comment: [if required] I'm only come to ONE wedding for Bonz , so if this doesn't work out, I'm not coming next time.

What happens if I marry you next?
 
Name: Chipmunk
Preferred meal: Vegetarian (Nuts)
Preferred seating: Kickin’ in the front seat, sittin’ in the back seat
What song will get you dancing: Chipmunk - Champion
Any other comment: Is Cleverbot invited?
 
Name: Chipmunk
Preferred meal: Vegetarian (Nuts)
Preferred seating: Kickin’ in the front seat, sittin’ in the back seat
What song will get you dancing: Chipmunk - Champion
Any other comment: Is Cleverbot invited?

Is Cleverbot your date for the occasion?
 
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