Event The SFA Wedding of the Century (The Wedding on Page 5)

[Chipmunk]

Is Cleverbot your date for the occasion?

I didn’t get a rose

 

[Bonz]

Bonz would never take on such a hideous posting name. Imagine calling yourself Mrs Morpheus of Zion.

 

[Barrybran]

RSVP
Name: Barrybran
Preferred meal: [please pick one] Chicken, Beef, Vegetarian
Preferred seating: [please pick one] Front, Middle, Back
What song will get you dancing: Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again by The Angels
Any other comment: You two will look so cute together in your matching Gumbies jumpers next season

 

[I Dont Care]

If any of you aren't aware, Bonz and I have been dating for almost a month now. It has been going fantastic and now I think it is time to take the next step in our relationship. We went on our daily walk in the park where we confessed our love to each other.
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DD: Bonz, you know I care deeply for you?
Bonz: Yes, and I for you.
DD: I feel like it is time to take the next step in our relationship.
Bonz: We've already had this discussion and I don't want a dog.
[DD stops and prepares for the berating that Bonz is about to give]
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Bonz: You know I can't stand dogs, they are terrible. Always chewing furniture and pooping everywhere. I don't think you understand how big of a responsibility it is.
[DD bends down to tie his shoe]
Bonz: I've just never been a dog person ok? I understand that you really want one, but while we are in a relationship I want you to respect my thoughts and feelings about these things.
[DD gets on one knee and retrieves a little box from his pocket]
Bonz: Are you even listening to me? Oh...
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DD: Bonz, I have thoroughly enjoyed the amazing time that we have spent together. I know we have our differences, but I feel like we belong together.
[DD opens the box and presents the ring to Bonz]
Bonz: It's so beautiful.
DD: Bonz, will you marry me?
Bonz: Yes.
[DD slips the ring onto her finger and they kiss]
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Bonz: How did you afford the ring?
DD: I have my ways. Don't worry about that. Just think of the incredible wedding we are going to have.
Bonz: I need to find a dress. I need bridesmaids.
DD: I need a best man. Oh god, I didn't think this through.
Bonz: Shhh. Calm down we'll be alright. We just need to prepare for the big day.
What a perfect day for the young couple. Let us hope the wedding goes off without a hitch.

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Please fill out the form below if you wish to attend the wedding.

RSVP
Name:
Preferred meal: [please pick one] Chicken, Beef, Vegetarian
Preferred seating: [please pick one] Front, Middle, Back
What song will get you dancing: [if you have a preference]
Any other comment: [if required]​

Nothing like a good shotgun wedding

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Bonz would never take on such a hideous posting name. Imagine calling yourself Mrs Morpheus of Zion.

Oh cool. Misogyny is back.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Oh cool. Misogyny is back.

Thanks mate how's being a fully fledged ******* working for you.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Thanks mate how's being a fully fledged ******* working for you.

You spelt superstar wrong.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

You spelt superstar wrong.

Save me a spot, * too late!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

If any of you aren't aware, Bonz and I have been dating for almost a month now. It has been going fantastic and now I think it is time to take the next step in our relationship. We went on our daily walk in the park where we confessed our love to each other.
View attachment 1118399
DD: Bonz, you know I care deeply for you?
Bonz: Yes, and I for you.
DD: I feel like it is time to take the next step in our relationship.
Bonz: We've already had this discussion and I don't want a dog.
[DD stops and prepares for the berating that Bonz is about to give]
View attachment 1118401
Bonz: You know I can't stand dogs, they are terrible. Always chewing furniture and pooping everywhere. I don't think you understand how big of a responsibility it is.
[DD bends down to tie his shoe]
Bonz: I've just never been a dog person ok? I understand that you really want one, but while we are in a relationship I want you to respect my thoughts and feelings about these things.
[DD gets on one knee and retrieves a little box from his pocket]
Bonz: Are you even listening to me? Oh...
View attachment 1118398
DD: Bonz, I have thoroughly enjoyed the amazing time that we have spent together. I know we have our differences, but I feel like we belong together.
[DD opens the box and presents the ring to Bonz]
Bonz: It's so beautiful.
DD: Bonz, will you marry me?
Bonz: Yes.
[DD slips the ring onto her finger and they kiss]
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Bonz: How did you afford the ring?
DD: I have my ways. Don't worry about that. Just think of the incredible wedding we are going to have.
Bonz: I need to find a dress. I need bridesmaids.
DD: I need a best man. Oh god, I didn't think this through.
Bonz: Shhh. Calm down we'll be alright. We just need to prepare for the big day.
What a perfect day for the young couple. Let us hope the wedding goes off without a hitch.

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Please fill out the form below if you wish to attend the wedding.

RSVP
Name:
Preferred meal: [please pick one] Chicken, Beef, Vegetarian
Preferred seating: [please pick one] Front, Middle, Back
What song will get you dancing: [if you have a preference]
Any other comment: [if required]​

DockerDen5215 have you any idea where that pussy has been

 

[DenieD]

DockerDen5215 have you any idea where that pussy has been

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Don't worry, we have both been tested for ticks, lice, rabies, stds, etc.

 

[omgfridge]

RSVP
Name: fridge
Preferred meal: [please pick one] Chicken, Beer*, Vegetarian
Preferred seating: [please pick one] Front, Middle, Back
What song will get you dancing: The Darkness - I Believe in a Thing Called Love
Any other comment: Whens the bachelor party??

 

[DenieD]

Any other comment: Whens the bachelor party??

I am sorry to say there will be no bachelor party. Bonz doesn't want me getting any strippers.

 

[omgfridge]

Ohhh I see how you're playing it. Right. Gotchya

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I am sorry to say there will be no bachelor party. Bonz doesn't want me getting any strippers.

May as well sew yourself a skirt.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

RSVP
Name: TheInjuryFactory
Preferred meal: [please pick two] Canapes on arrival, Smoked Brisket with a rustic slaw
Preferred seating: [please pick one] Bridal Table
What song will get you dancing: [if you have a preference] Rumpshaker - Wreckx-n-Effect
Any other comment: [if required] Your mother and I are proud of you.​

 

[Bonz]

I am sorry to say there will be no bachelor party. Bonz doesn't want me getting any strippers.

I'm the only stripper you will ever need my little slave

 

[Dinsdale]

I like the wedding cake, how many glutens are in it?

 

[Tonga Bob]

RSVP
Name: Crown Prince Robert of Nuku'alofa, First of His Name.
Preferred meal: Whatever's cooking in the umu. All of it.
Preferred seating: On my arse.
What song will get you dancing: 'Never Gonna Give You Up' by Rick Astley
Any other comment: Welcome to the family Bonz!

 

[Bonz]

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RSVP
Name: Crown Prince Robert of Nuku'alofa, First of His Name.
Preferred meal: Whatever's cooking in the umu. All of it.
Preferred seating: On my arse.
What song will get you dancing: 'Never Gonna Give You Up' by Rick Astley
Any other comment: Welcome to the family Bonz!

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Don't tease me with oiled muscle!!! I'm not good with denial.

 

[Dinsdale]

a few of us chipped in for the honeymoon destination

 

[Tonga Bob]

Don't tease me with oiled muscle!!! I'm not good with denial.

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Neither was Pharaoh. Idiot should have told the Israelites to go when they first asked.

Oh you're talking about the greased abs. OK I'll cover up and wear something a bit more formal.

 

[Bonz]

Neither was Pharaoh. Idiot should have told the Israelites to go when they first asked.

Oh you're talking about the greased abs. OK I'll cover up and wear something a bit more formal.

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Thank you,

It's ok to not wear pants though.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Thank you,

It's ok to not wear pants though.

Sorry pants, can't wear you.

 

[DenieD]

Thank You to everyone who has RSVP'd so far. To anyone who hasn't, RSVP's will close by midnight tonight so get in ASAP.

RSVP
Name:
Preferred meal: [please pick one] Chicken, Beef, Vegetarian
Preferred seating: [please pick one] Front, Middle, Back
What song will get you dancing: [if you have a preference]
Any other comment: [if required]

*Everyone who RSVP's will get a free photograph by the infamous pantskyle and receive a complementary wedding napkin*

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[Dinsdale]

I've sorted the car, managed to borrow one off harry000