Event The SFA Wedding of the Century (The Wedding on Page 5)

[DenieD]

Welcome to DockerDen5215 and Bonz's Wedding

Everyone please show your invitation at the gate.

serial_thrilla arrives first 12 hours before the wedding, mistaking the time as AM instead of PM.
After much deliberation, ST went home.


PMBangers arrives with a best man speech, not realising he isn't the best man.


Bastyy and Mister M arrive together with the other Furies not far behind.


omgfridge, Riviat, and Barrybran arrive in matching Gumbies attire.


The Coney Island Warriors rock up fashionably late, but not too late. Just in time for the wedding to begin.


The Wedding is about to start. Please everyone take your seat.





Strigoi lays down the flowers in preparation for the brides entrance.


Here comes the bride...

DD: Absolutely stunning.
ST: How did this happen.
NaturalDisaster: Where the hell is the buffet?
[Everyone starts agreeing with ND]
Wedding officiate: Shhhhhhhh!

Wedding officiate: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the pairing of two very special people; DockerDen5215 and Bonz. It is through the SFA that their unlikely bond flourished, and each and every one of you here today has witnessed it. Over the past month their care for one another has become so strong that neither would dare to spend a day apart. Today they join their lives in union of marriage. They stand here before you with their hearts in their hands as we all cherish what will be a glorious day in the SFA. As DockerDen and Bonz look into each other eyes, they reflect on what they love about each other.

DD: Bonz. I love the way you laugh at my posts and love my unique posting style. I always look forward to when you come home and rub my feet with your whiskers. I will never forget the time I lost my bathing suit and you stripped nude so that we could be equal together. I want to be with you and won't stand one moment without you.

Bonz: DD. I love that you enjoy all of me, especially my wild side that most people would be uncomfortable with, but you just get me. I love your belly rubs at midnight when I get tummy aches. I love the way you touch my head and play with my whiskers. I want to always be around you and never waste a second of it.

Wedding officiate: DockerDen5215, do you take Bonz to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, til death do you part?

DD: I do.

Wedding officiate: And do you Bonz, take DockerDen5215 to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, til death do you part?

Bonz: I do.

Wedding officiate: Now the rings.

[DD and Bonz both grab a ring]

DD places the ring on Bonz's finger: I give you this ring to show my eternal love for you. Let it always be a reminder.
Bonz places the ring on DD's finger: I give you this ring to show my eternal love for you. Let it always be a reminder.

Wedding officiate: May your life together be blessed with love and good health. DockerDen5215 and Bonz, it is by the power invested in me by the state of SFA to declare you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.

[*KISS*]

Everyone claps and cheers as the happy couple make their way back down the aisle.


Let's Dance!



















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[PMBangers]

No opportunity for me to object and declare my love for Bonz like in the movies? Ridiculous

 

[Chipmunk]

Where’s my Chipmunk request?

 

[DenieD]

No opportunity for me to object and declare my love for Bonz like in the movies? Ridiculous

I feel like half the people there were going to do that, so I just got rid of the object part all together.

 

[DenieD]

Where’s my Chipmunk request?

I can only post 10 media in the same post, I'll try and post the rest in a second.

 

[DenieD]

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[T2B_]

I feel like half the people there were going to do that, so I just got rid of the object part all together.

That is definitely true.

Though it's still a borderline miracle that Knifey Spoony didn't torch the whole event.

 

[T2B_]

Also I give it all of 2 hours post-wedding until Bonz tells DockerDen5215 that they "should see other people and muck around to keep things fresh".

 

[Dinsdale]

I'm actually taller than the picture depicts, and I feel lost without my sword and someone to smite.

 

[serial_thrilla]

I wonder if DockerDen5215 realises that the "wedding" contract Bonz got him to sign has actually signed him up to the Dragons in S32?

 

[Tonga Bob]

I'm actually taller than the picture depicts, and I feel lost without my sword and someone to smite.

Smite this guy.

I wonder if DockerDen5215 realises that the "wedding" contract Bonz got him to sign has actually signed him up to the Dragons in S32?

 

[Strigoi]

It was an honor to be part of the wedding!
But even monogamous me can’t help but wonder how long it will last.

Congrats to the happy couple!

 

[Bonz]

No opportunity for me to object and declare my love for Bonz like in the movies? Ridiculous

It's a shame, I would have enjoyed the attention.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Apparently* BLUEALLTHRU took up occupancy of the gender curious ablutions block "tea house".

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Apparently* BLUEALLTHRU took up occupancy of the gender curious ablutions block "tea house".

You still around campaigner. Positive I saw a thread saying Goodbye, I guess you missed the attention.

 

[Agent93]

Wait... I'm just part of the wall?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

You still around campaigner. Positive I saw a thread saying Goodbye, I guess you missed the attention.

lol.

Apologies Bonz and DockerDen5215 for the forthcoming stoush.. Still what are nuptials without some brawl.

 

[Bonz]

lol.

Apologies Bonz and DockerDen5215 for the forthcoming stoush.. Still what are nuptials without some brawl.

Every party needs a brawl.

Antonio BlueVein and I had some fun at Strigoi 's baby shower.

 

[Senor M]

Apparently* BLUEALLTHRU took up occupancy of the gender curious ablutions block "tea house".

Be careful Horry, BLUEALLTHRU likes a good whinge to the mods when you say something he doesn’t like. Ask him about sailors….

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Be careful Horry, BLUEALLTHRU likes a good whinge to the mods when you say something he doesn’t like. Ask him about sailors….

Be respectful pissant.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Be respectful pissant.

Of what? The only thing to remember is senseless loss of lifeat the cause of craven imperialism. Look up some history you napalm sniftering nose bleed.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Of what? The only thing to remember is senseless loss of lifeat the cause of craven imperialism. Look up some history you napalm sniftering nose bleed.

* up dickhead people died and served protecting our way of life that we enjoy on a daily basis. Your pathetic opinion is thankfully a minority in RL.

 

[Senor M]

Be respectful pissant.

Is the date wrong on my laptop?

I thought it was the 6th May. Remembrance Day isn’t for another 189 days.

 

[DenieD]

Wait... I'm just part of the wall?

Sorry about that. I was going to have a random agent looking person with the number 93 plastered on their forehead but I got lazy and just made you the wall.

 

[Dinsdale]

Wait... I'm just part of the wall?

we all need walls mate