Entertainment & Music The Simpsons part 2

[bok_party]

that King Kong line is the one I use to highlight how much more enjoyable the simpsons are now that we are older. Those types of lines just went over our heads when we were younger.

 

[Schulzenfest]

It's no Sneed's Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck's). I got that for the first time when it was posted in this thread.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[Byron_Clanger]

“People’s Choice Award” is America’s greatest honor.
Styrofoam is not made from kittens.
The U.F.O was a paper plate.
The nerds on the internet are not geeks.
The word “cheese” is not funny in and of itself.
The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod.
Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam.
If you are reading this you have no life.
Roy Rogers was not buried inside his horse.
The other U.F.O was an upside down salad spinner.
Our universities are not hotbeds of anything.
Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes.
Our viewers are not pathetic, sexless food tubes.
Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds.
The “Cheers” gang is not a real gang.
Salt water does not “chase the thirsties away”.
Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger.
Cats do not eventually turn into dogs.
Bullets do not bounce off of fat guys.
Recycling does not deplete the ozone.
Everything is 10% fruit juice.
The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream.
Janet Reno is evil.
V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline.
Ted Koppel is a robot.
Women aren’t from Venus and men aren’t from Mars.
Fleiss does floss.
Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures.
Bart is bad to the bone.
Godfry Jones’ wife is cheating on him.
The Beatles haven’t reunited to enter kick boxing competitions.
The “Bug” on your tv screen can see into your home.
Everyone on tv is better than you.
The people who are writing this have no life.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[Swans120]

It's no Sneed's Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck's). I got that for the first time when it was posted in this thread.

I was in shock the first time I understood that. I couldn't believe they had hidden such an awesome joke so well.

I am still finding jokes I had never acknowledged before when I was a kid.

 

[d33my]

"He's like some sort of... non-giving up... school guy!"

 

[Coach Bombay]

Man: In that case I sentence you to a lifetime of horror on Monster Island. (to Lisa) Don't worry, it's just a name.
:Cut to Monster Island; Lisa and others are chased by three monsters
Lisa: He said it was just a name!
Man: What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula!

 

[quin_stick]

[YOUTUBE]KtAJsiz4dGc[/YOUTUBE]

 

[moistie]

[YOUTUBE]5ABEQ4vfNGs&NR=1[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Dimitri_Mishkin]

Texas!

Uh...Brooklyn...

Russia.

New Hampshire.

Homer!




'Kill....wealthy....dowager...'

 

[Rise_up_Stiffy]

"No Ben, no!"

"Johnny Unitas, now that's a haircut you can set your watch to!"

"I owe everything I have to my mother's watchful eye and swift hand. Oh there's mother now, watching me. What's that, I have a right to be here, its school business! That sailor suit doesn't fit anymore!"

 

[Dimitri_Mishkin]

"I'll have you know that the contents of this dumpster are private! By sticking your nose in you'll be violating attorney-dumpster confidentiality!"

No, money down!

 

[Rise_up_Stiffy]

 

[Rise_up_Stiffy]

 

[Rise_up_Stiffy]

 

[Dimitri_Mishkin]

[youtube]achYHwgMIGs&[/youtube]

 

[Rise_up_Stiffy]

 

[Rise_up_Stiffy]

 

[Knighta21]

[youtube]Zs23rY2hIJU[/youtube]

 

[Eth]

 

[Simple Jack]

I seem to remember for quite a long time it was dead set impossible to find Simpsons video's on youtube. Fox or whoever was vicious in having them taken down.
Anyone know what's changed?

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

 

[quin_stick]

I need the biggest seed bell you have.........No, thats too big

 

[Byron_Clanger]