Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[lmach]

Mr Burns: I'll need someone to watch my house. Who's that fellow who always screws up and creates havoc?
Smithers: Homer Simpsons, sir? <points to Homer on monitor>

Burns: Yes! The way I figure it; he's due for a good performance.

 

[lmach]

Mr Burns: Now, if the house catches fire - I want you to call this number. <hands Marge card which reads "000">
Marge: Uhuh...The fire department.
Mr Burns: Yes! They're new but they're good.

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Igloo]

And I looked so good on that bike.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

It's awful being a kid, no one listens to you.
It's rotten being old, no one listens to you.

'I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are!'

 

[Warner_Bros_FC]

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

It's awful being a kid, no one listens to you.
It's rotten being old, no one listens to you.

'I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are!'

 

[Igloo]

Haha, I never noticed Frank Grimes had a line through him. Awesome.

 

[Cruyff14]

And just cos in Spanish. The end is gold



And lol at this

 

[glenferry23]

Haha, I never noticed Frank Grimes had a line through him. Awesome.

Ohhhhh yeah....haha how is ol Grimey?

 

[Igloo]

Ohhhhh yeah....haha how is ol Grimey?

He's dead! You killed him!

 

[jethro11]

Banner: Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?
Barney: Yes...?

 

[Kram]

Looks like we are experiencing some blow back from the wig offensive.

 

[Cruyff14]

Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge.
Marge: All right.
Homer: It's a 7-10 split.
Marge: Uh huh?
Homer: The hardest shot in bowling. It was all up to me --
Marge: Oh!
Homer: -- so I got up all my courage. Right away, my lips started to move, and I came up with the chant that won the match!
Marge: Who knocked down the pins?
Homer: [annoyed] I don't know. You know, some guy, er...Otto, I guess.
Marge: Good for him!
Homer: Yes, but -- Marge, you're not -- you're missing the point! The individual doesn't matter. It was a team effort, and I was the one who came up with the whole team idea... me!
Marge: I can't believe Otto picked up a 7-10 split -- he's phenomenal!
Homer: But --
Marge: Wow!


Underrated quote!

 

[Kram]

But where are we gonna find a 90 year old projector?

*flashes to Springfield Elementary*

 

[moistie]

It's awful being a kid, no one listens to you.
It's rotten being old, no one listens to you.

'I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are!'

 

[Super Hans]

 

[lmach]

It's awful being a kid, no one listens to you.
It's rotten being old, no one listens to you.

'I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are!'

 

[Stratton_Gun]

That is seriously about the 4th time someone has quoted my post and posted this pick haha

 

[lmach]

That is seriously about the 4th time someone has quoted my post and posted this pick haha

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Ahhh. I wasn't sure whether that was the joke or people were just oblivious to the fact that it had already been posted

 

[raven echo]

 

[Stratton_Gun]

 

[Dagless]

Hah was watching that the other day.

Love the echoed grunt.