Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Run n Spread]

Homer I've figured out the boy's punishment. First he's grounded. No leaving the house. Not even for school. Second no eggnog. In fact no eggnog period. And third absolutely no stealing for 3 months.

 

[Igloo]

 

[Walesy]

Car hole?

I always thought he said 'car hold'.

I hope he says car hole- cause I legitimately call the garage at home a car hole.

 

[stralia]

"Hey Homer, way to get Marge pregnant. Heh heh heh."

"This is getting very abstract but, thank you! I do enjoy working at the bowling alley."

Literally laughed out load.

 

[stralia]

Thread lacking one of my favourite fringe characters- Gil.

Gil: Come on, baby, show Gil a four! [rolls dice -- snake eyes].
Dealer: Craps!
Gil: Oh, no, why did I bet the company payroll? Oh, Gil's in a lot of trouble.

Gil: [appearing suddenly] D'ah, she's a beut'. You can't beat a Coleco, eh ...? How many can I put ya' down for, a lot? Please say "a lot," I need this.
Skinner: I dunno. I'm not even sure we can keep this one. It's up to Lisa.
Chalmers: Whaddayasay, Lisa? Will you keep our little secret for the good of your classmates and your school?
Gil: And let's not forget ol' Gil, huh? The wolf's at old Gil's door. [Lisa looks around at Skinner and Chalmers who look back anxiously, and at Ralph, who is happily picking his nose]
Lisa: Oooh ... I guess I don't have much choice.
Gil: Aw, thank God! Now, let's talk rust-proofing. These Colecos'll rust up on ya' like =that=, er ... shut up, Gil. Close the deal ... close the deal!

 

[stralia]

Lisa: How come the Smithsonian needs to be sponsored by a cell phone company?
Omnitouch Rep: I can answer that. Uncle Sam needs to spend our tax dollars on the essentials. Anti-tobacco programs, pro-tobacco programs, killing wild donkeys and Israel.
It kills me how the Omnitouch rep just steps out from behind the sign in this clip.

 

[Run n Spread]

Bart "I'm home"

Marge "You told me Bart was at Culinary School"

Homer "You wanted to believe the lie"

 

[Run n Spread]

TV Announcer: You're watching the World Ssseries of Manslaughter! The most violent spectacle since the Hip-Hop image awards!
Lisa: Mom! Mr. Burns is going to kill Dad!
Marge: I should have known something was wrong when we got this week's TV guide.

 

[Unknown Caller]

"Oh, here comes that cannonball guy. He's cool."
"Are you being sarcastic, dude?"
"I don't even know any more."

 

[Zach Package]

bleeding gums murphy episode. one of the classics.

 

[WeetBixKid]

I was ashamed, Marge. I've failed you as a husband and a provider...and at best, I was a B+ dog.

*Goes to bed*

I'll understand if you want to sleep on the couch tonight.

 

[timtamWB]

Abbot? Rudd?

 

[Kram]

Ned - Darn teenagers with their beer bottles!
Homer - (Nervously) Yeah... teenagers.

 

[Cleavy]

Abbot? Rudd?

don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

 

[Kram]

What can I get for 8,000 tickets?

 

[Stratton_Gun]

In light of Ben Hudson re-signing today

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Also
Nick Dal Santo: I sure as hell ain't leaving. I was born at St Kilda and I'll die at St Kilda
Brad Scott: Is there any way to make you change your mind?
Dal Santo: Sure, let's go

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Mike Sheahan: Well, what do you say to the accusation that your team has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
Scott Watters: Oh, Mike, I'd be lying if I said my players weren't committing crimes.
Mike: Well, touche

 

[Zach Package]

In light of Ben Hudson re-signing today

strong paint is strong

 

[placebo]

Grampa: Has it ever occurred to you that old folks deserve to be treated
like human beings! whether they have money or not?

Director: Yes...but it passes.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

 

[kane249]

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Alastair Clarkson: Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game. I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you.
Xavier Ellis: I hope they win, or Alastair Clarkson said he's coming back.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

 

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