Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Kram]

“Fraid old Zeke, he rides up here with me. Can’t trust a pig with watermelons, you know.”

 

[Black Diamond]

 

[Kram]

“Perfectly level flying is the supreme challenge of the scale model pilot.”

 

[davo99]

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Oh no you don't! That trampoline is mine!

 

[davo99]

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

In honour of Marcia Wallace, the voice of Edna Krabappel, who passed away last night.

RIP.

 

[Burzum]

Wait a minute. Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall. Why didn't someone tell me? Oh, I've been making an idiot out of myself!

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Can't find video but does everyone remember the scene when a flashback of when Homer applied for the powerplant and everyone else is really chummy and he's trying to join in. Haven't seen it in ages but absolute pisser!!

 

[BALKAN]

Haha Film festival episode on

Scooby doo can doo doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter!

 

[The Big Sticks]

Can't find video but does everyone remember the scene when a flashback of when Homer applied for the powerplant and everyone else is really chummy and he's trying to join in. Haven't seen it in ages but absolute pisser!!

I think you are looking for episode 12 from season 3 called "I married Marge". Can't find a video either.

 

[Kram]

Sgt. Seymour Skinner: Well, that's very concise. But it's an insult to everything I suffered for. Now take a seat, junior, and listen to someone who gave their youth in service to their country. Mrs. "Crabapple", the pledge, please?
Mrs. Krabappel: You haven't dealt with women for a long time, have you, Sergeant?
Sgt. Seymour Skinner: Are you asking me out?

 

[davo99]

 

[davo99]

 

[Unknown Caller]

McGarnagle: Now tell them what you saw Billy.
Billy: But I'm so scared McGarnagle.
McGarnagle: You've gotta do this one for me Billy, McGarnagle.
Billy: Okay for you McGarnagle.
Chief: [later] Well McGarnagle, Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear.
McGarnagle: Hey I'm trying to eat lunch here!

 

[Burzum]

If word gets out about this, Crazy Clown Airlines will be a laughing stock.

 

[Run n Spread]

Homer as Krusty And the winner is Starsky and Hutch

Announcer: Accepting the award is the son of the guy who played Huggy Bear.

 

[Run n Spread]

 

[Burzum]

Mayor Quimby: You are tampering with forces you cannot understand. We have major corporations sponsoring this event.

Lisa: I hope you know you're sponsoring a celebration of a murderous pirate.

Man: A pirate? Well, that's hardly the image we want for Long John Silver's!

 

[Kyptastic]

 

[crazyman27]

 

[Super Hans]

Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as: the process of removing weeds from one's garden.

 

[Kram]

“What was I laughing at, now? Oh, yes, that crippled Irishman!”

 

[Sub_Zero]

Classic Treehouse of Horror ep on Channel 10 right now

 

[Sub_Zero]

"Well if it isn't little............. boy"