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Alright, that's it, get 'em outa here! This ain't no crow-bar.

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This is a crow-bar.

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See? They got the little stools... and everything?
 
Bart: Hmm, so down there in Argentina, or Rand McNally, their water runs backwards?
Lisa: Uh huh. In fact, in Rand McNally, they wear hats on their hands and hamburgers eat people.
 

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Homer: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
Man in bathroom stall: That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!
 
Anger is what makes America great. But you must find a proper outlet for your rage. Fire a weapon at your TV set, pick a fight with someone weaker than you, or write a threatening letter to a celebrity.

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The last truly great Simpsons episode?

So many great lines in it, I reckon I could have quoted a page from it.

MARGE
Alright family! Who can guess what's different about dinner tonight?

HOMER
(looks at food) Eh, same old garbage!

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HOMER
That's Russel Crowe, Cameron Crow, Crow Diddly, Jim Crow-nan, Gregory Peck...

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HOMER
Marge, it's making my eyes better. And it's legal. I could walk up to the President and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face, and he'd just have to sit there groovin' on it!

(Yeah, this joke just took an interesting twist with age)

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HOMER
Marge, I just realized, I am the "ow", in the word "now". And if you tell anyone...

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HOMER
Oh my God, this dude does the best Flanders. You got the moustache, and the "diddly"... okay, now do Wiggum.

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HOMER
Yeah? Well I got news for you. I just got promoted and it's all thanks to "yes I cann-abis". (walks off screen) We have a kitchen?!

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OTTO
They call 'em fingers, but I never see them 'fing'. Oh, there they go.

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And that's only to half way through, it just keeps giving.

And the finish to it, truly a great episode!
 

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So many great lines in it, I reckon I could have quoted a page from it.

MARGE
Alright family! Who can guess what's different about dinner tonight?

HOMER
(looks at food) Eh, same old garbage!

----------------

HOMER
That's Russel Crowe, Cameron Crow, Crow Diddly, Jim Crow-nan, Gregory Peck...

----------------

HOMER
Marge, it's making my eyes better. And it's legal. I could walk up to the President and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face, and he'd just have to sit there groovin' on it!

(Yeah, this joke just took an interesting twist with age)

----------------

HOMER
Marge, I just realized, I am the "ow", in the word "now". And if you tell anyone...

----------------

HOMER
Oh my God, this dude does the best Flanders. You got the moustache, and the "diddly"... okay, now do Wiggum.

----------------

HOMER
Yeah? Well I got news for you. I just got promoted and it's all thanks to "yes I cann-abis". (walks off screen) We have a kitchen?!

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OTTO
They call 'em fingers, but I never see them 'fing'. Oh, there they go.

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And that's only to half way through, it just keeps giving.

And the finish to it, truly a great episode!

Remember when I dropped my keys and you thought the phone was ringing?
 

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