Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[DrVanNostrand]

They say that guy's ass has its own Congressman.

 

[Kram]

"Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?"
"Who is this lavatory links man, Smithers?"

haha

 

[Gibbsy]

"Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?"
"Who is this lavatory links man, Smithers?"

haha

Burns' lines are so good. His posh accent is just the best!

Like when he's selecting his heir, "He's perfect to suckle at my proverbial teat"

 

[class78]

Imagine if we could change the constitution?
Then we could make all kinda' crazy laws!

 

[Gibbsy]

Hahaha I was just thinking of that the other day.

"Hey! Who left all that garbage on the steps of congress!"

"I'm an amendment to be, as an amendment could be, and I'm hopin' that they'll ratify me"

 

[Kram]

"It's no use. I guess I'll have to leave all my money to the Egg Advisory Council. Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately, you know, Smithers."

“Look, a bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction.”
“I think it’s a rock, sir.”
“We’ll see what the lab has to say about that.”

 

[Xtreme]

 

[thecatattack]

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

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Imagine if we could change the constitution?
Then we could make all kinda' crazy laws!

There's a lot of flag burners who have got to much freedom
I want to make it legal for policemen to beat em

 

[thecatattack]

Is it weird that I have a 'Simpsons' folder on my iPhone with 220 Simpsons pictures in it?

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Is it weird that I have a 'Simpsons' folder on my iPhone with 220 Simpsons pictures in it?

Only 220? Amateur.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

"Tell this dummy mother exactly how you feel right now."

"I'm annoyed with you, Mother. Not just annoyed, angry! I'm grown man now and I can run my own life!"

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We're still going antiquing on Saturday, right mother?

 

[Knighta21]

Welcome to Japan folks, the local time is.... Tomorrow

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Smithers: "Sir, I'm afraid we have a bad image. People see you as a bit of an ogre"

Burns: "I ought to club them and eat their bones!"

 

[Ahern2Boof]

Where's the best place to watch the Simpsons online?

 

[Gibbsy]

Where's the best place to watch the Simpsons online?

The only decent streaming site got taken down

 

[TheFreshBanana]

The only decent streaming site got taken down

There's another one, think it might be the same, considering it's the site that got shutdown plus an added "f" to the url.

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Abe Simpson: "La-tex con-dom... Boy I'd like to live in one of those!"

 

[crazyman27]

Deep Space Homer was on last night, what a classic!

And my favourite:

There once was a man from nantucket...

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Homer: "What does sequestered mean?" Skinner: "If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world" Homer: "What does deadlocked mean?" Skinner: "It's when the jury can't agree on a verdict" Homer: "And if?" Skinner: "A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition that"" Homer: "So IF we don't all vote the same way, we'll be DEADLOCKED and have to be SEQUESTERED in the Springfield Palace Hotel.... where we'll get a free room, free food, free pool, free HBO, ooh Free Willy!.... How are the rest of you voting?" Jury: "Guilty" Homer: "How many S's in innocent?"

 

[Quokka]

Still one of my favourite quotes and from only the third episode in.





Burns: You're not as stupid as you look, or sound, or our best testing indicates.

 

[HugeJohnson]

There is something which has always bugged me in this clip:



So it goes:

1. Lisa like Nelson;
2. Milhouse likes Lisa;
3. Janie likes Milhouse;
4. Uter likes Milhouse.

Shouldn't 4. be "Uter likes Janie"?

The thing that doesn't make sense is that Uter is also saying Janie likes Milhouse, then says she does not directly after.

 

[Black Diamond]

The thing that doesn't make sense is that Uter is also saying Janie likes Milhouse, then says she does not directly after.

Haha, good get!

 

[HugeJohnson]

Janie also says Milhouse like Lisa before contradicting herself.

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Kwik-E-Mart CEO: "You may ask me three questions"

Apu: "That's great because all I need is one"

Homer: "Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?"

CEO: "Yes"

Homer: "Really?"

CEO: "Yes"

Homer: "You?"

CEO: "Yes, I hope this has been enlightening for you"......

Homer: "Well that was a big bust. Is he really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?"

[Apue makes pose of apology]

Homer: "No need to apologize Apu, it was just as much my fault as it was yours"