Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[CourtzMajora]

Curse you magic beans!

 

[GOAUS!]

Curse you magic beans!

Stop blaming the beans.

 

[lmach]

 

[GOAUS!]

Always laugh at the Flowers By Irene one.

 

[moistie]

I think women and seamen don't mix

 

[Hank Scorpion]

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Still remains one of my favourite Simpsons moments:

 

[lmach]

We're through the looking glass here, people.

 

[Kram]

The school heating monitor Skinner has tracking Bart's dog always gives us a laugh, parodying Alien I guess.

 

[CourtzMajora]

"Can you imagine a world without lawyers?"

 

[Kram]

Milhouse - I knew the dog before he came to school!

*silence*

 

[JHF1870]

 

[moistie]

 

[Igloo]

Couldn't find the actual clip

 

[Zach Package]

'ice to see you'

 

[JHF1870]

No cheating. Not that you neeed to , type the first thing that comes to mind

 

[Cruyff14]

Bart stop gnawing on the walls!

 

[JHF1870]

Bart stop gnawing on the walls!

I think it was dry wall, but I'll give you that.

 

[two up]

Homer: Carl, do you know heavyweight champion Drederick Tatum?
Carl: What, you think just because I'm black I know all other black people?!
Homer: uh...um, well, uh
Carl: Actually, Drederick and I are very good friends. We met through Dr. Hibbert at a party at Bleeding Gums Murphy's house.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Why would I want a picture of a pitiful pencil necked geek!

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Homer: I'm looking for something loose and billowy, something comfortable for my first day of work.
Salesman: Work, huh? Let me guess. Computer programmer, computer magazine columnist, something with computers?
Homer: Well, I use a computer.
Salesman: [quietly] Yeah, what's the connection? Must be the non-stop sitting and snacking. [audibly] Well, sir, many of our clients find pants confining, so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman: ponchos, muumuus, capes, jumpsuits, unisheets, muslin body rolls, academic and judicial robes --
Homer: I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.

 

[Andre]

Bart: Yeah, and I think it's ironic that for once, Dad's butt actually prevented the release of toxic gas...
Marge: Bart!

 

[Kram]

Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.

 

[CourtzMajora]

 

[Gibbsy]

"Hey, it's Bart!"
"And he's doin' stuff!"