Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[lmach]

“Nice PJs, Simpson! Did your mommy buy em for you?”
“Of course she did. Who else would have?”
“Alright, Simpson, you win this round.”

Probably the biggest 'burn' in Simpsons history next to "I sleep in a big bed with my wife".

 

[Kram]

“Expiration date? June, Nineteen Eighty Ni uhr.. Two Thousand Twelve ... yeah.”
“Homer, are you ordering junk of the TV again?”
“Shh, they’ll hear you!”

 

[Cruyff14]

“Expiration date? June, Nineteen Eighty Ni uhr.. Two Thousand Twelve ... yeah.”
“Homer, are you ordering junk of the TV again?”
“Shh, they’ll hear you!”

What episode is that from?

 

[Kram]

What episode is that from?

Soapbox racer episode.

 

[Igloo]

 

[Thrawn]

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Postal Clerk: Okay, Mr. Burns, uh, what's your first name?
Homer: I... don't know.

Homer: Great plan, Bart!

 

[Getz]

Mr McGreg: Dr Nick Riviera, remember me?
Dr Nick: Well if it isn't my old friend, Mr McGreg! With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg.

And I think one of my all time favourite scenes, would be as Homer is being put under for his triple bypass.

Dr Nick: What the hell is that?

 

[Kim Hagdorn]

“There’s something wrong with that kid. She’s so moral. Why can’t she be more like . . . well, not like Bart, but there’s gotta be a happy medium.”

 

[EagleMan87]

The kneebone's connected to the...something. The something's connected to the...red thing. The red thing's connected to my wristwatch. Uh-oh.

 

[Captain Awkward]

Mr Burns: Simpson...Simpson!
Homer: Here are your messages: "You have 30 minutes to move your car." "You have 10 minutes." "Your car has been impounded." "Your car has been crushed into a cube." "You have 30 minutes to move your cube."
(phone rings)
Homer: Hello, Mr Burns' office.
Mr Burns: Is it about my cube?

 

[glenferry23]

Gets me every time, don't know why but it just does. For those that recall Married With Children.

 

[Captain Awkward]

"My name is Barney and I'm an alcoholic"
"Mr Gumble this is a girls' scout meeting"
"Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?"

 

[Kram]

Probably the biggest 'burn' in Simpsons history next to "I sleep in a big bed with my wife".

What makes it so funny is that Homer doesn't even realise he pwned him.

 

[The Passenger]

For those that recall Married With Children.

epic show. one of my all time favourites

 

[Kim Hagdorn]

Barney: Take that snake! Ungh! And you too! Snakes! Snakes everyhere!
Lenny: Getting ready for Whacking Day?
Barney: What's Whacking Day?

 

[brahj]

I call the big one "Bitey".

 

[Floor Pie]

Kent Brockman: Over, the years, a news reporter learns things that for one reason or another, he simply cannot report. It doesn’t seem to matter now, so the following people are gay…

 

[The Passenger]

ooooh!, Floor Pie

 

[Kram]

“Well, if isn’t the leader of the wiener patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons.”

 

[Hank Scorpion]

 

[Quokka]

 

[Stratton_Gun]

 

[Floor Pie]

Or, with our help, you can could cram like you've never cramed before!

 

[Kim Hagdorn]

What's that from?

 

[Kim Hagdorn]

“Good news, boy, I found a pharmacy that carries leeches. Well, it wasn’t exactly a pharmacy, more of a bait shop.”