Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

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Kram

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Lou: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place!
Wiggum: Forget it, that’s two blocks away.
Lou: Looks like there’s beer coming out of the chimney!
Wiggum: I am proceeding on foot. Call in a Code 8.
Lou: We need pretzels: repeat, pretzels.
 

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Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this, son.
Bart: Not bloody likely.
Homer: No, it's true. When I was a boy, I wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed and hit my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories.
 

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Wiggum: Alright, what's going on here?
Ed Begley Jr: We can't allow you to destroy these beautiful trees, which have the same rights you have.
Wiggum: Man, I have really had it with you tree huggers.
Homer: (laughs) Tree huggers!
Wiggum: Something funny, nature boy?



Home: No, I just thought it was cute when you called him ...
Wiggum: Alright, "Max Power". Eddie! Swab this joker's eyes with mace.
Marge: Swab? I thought it was a spray?
Wiggum: Okay, she's second!



Ed Begley Jr: Don't give 'em the satisfaction of screaming, Max.
Wiggum: It'll only burn for ...
Homer: (screaming)
Eddie: Hey, hold still.
Homer: I can't lose him!
Wiggum: Help him out, Lou.



Lou: You better call for backup, Chief.
Homer: Leave me alone! Go swap Begley, he likes it!
Lou: Slow down, punk!
 

Kram

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TV: So call me now! $5 for the first minute, $2 for each additional minute!
Voice: You... have reached... the Coach's... Hot-...
Homer: Line.
Voice: Line.
Homer: Yeah, lay it on me, Coach.
Voice: In the game... of... Mi... am... i...
Homer: Mm hm.
Voice: Versus Cin...
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: cin...
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: nat...
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: i...
Homer: Come on, come on, don't you realize this is costing me money!
 

TheHoneyBadger

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Apologies for stinking up the thread for a second.


What the actual **** is this? Potentially the most cringe worthy thing I have ever seen. God I hate what this show has become.
Occasionally, I'll defend the honour of the new Simpsons episodes, and then I see this, and I give up.

Why? Honestly, why? It genuinely causes me physical pain to know that this even exists.
 

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Apologies for stinking up the thread for a second.


What the actual **** is this? Potentially the most cringe worthy thing I have ever seen. God I hate what this show has become.
 
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