Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

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raven echo

Premiership Player
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Halfway Between the Gutter and the Stars
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Melbourne
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MUFC/NYY/LAL/Green Bay Packers/UW


I can loan you the money. However, since you have no collateral, I'm gonna have to break your legs in advance


Gosh, Moe, I use these all the time. Couldn't you just bash my head in?
 

lmach

Naitanui2Yeo
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West Coast
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Liverpool, Perth Glory
Recruiter: Just fill out this form, and you're on your way to the reserve.
Homer: There's a question that's crossed out.
Recruiter: Well... due to a recent presidential order, we're not allowed to
ask that particular question.
Homer: I think I can make it out! "Are you a homosex..."
Recruiter: For God's sake, don't answer that, I could go to jail!
Homer: But I'm not a...
[The Recruiter covers his ears and starts singing.]
Recruiter: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, I am not lis-ten-ing! La, la, la,
la, la...
[Recruiter exits]
Homer: Nice fella. I wonder if he's gay?
 
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