Recruiter: Just fill out this form, and you're on your way to the reserve.
Homer: There's a question that's crossed out.
Recruiter: Well... due to a recent presidential order, we're not allowed to
ask that particular question.
Homer: I think I can make it out! "Are you a homosex..."
Recruiter: For God's sake, don't answer that, I could go to jail!
Homer: But I'm not a...
[The Recruiter covers his ears and starts singing.]
Recruiter: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, I am not lis-ten-ing! La, la, la,
la, la...
[Recruiter exits]
Homer: Nice fella. I wonder if he's gay?