Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

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deedog2

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Speaker: Then it is unanimous, we are going to approve the bill to evacuate the town of Springfield in the great state of...



Congressman: Wait a minute, I want to tack on a rider to that bill: $30 million of taxpayer money to support the perverted arts.

Speaker: All in favour of the amended Springfield-slash-pervert bill? (everyone boos)



Speaker: Bill defeated.
 

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Speaker: Then it is unanimous, we are going to approve the bill to evacuate the town of Springfield in the great state of...



Congressman: Wait a minute, I want to tack on a rider to that bill: $30 million of taxpayer money to support the perverted arts.

Speaker: All in favour of the amended Springfield-slash-pervert bill? (everyone boos)



Speaker: Bill defeated.
 

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FAT TONY - Boys, I'd like a little privacy with Selma, Why don't you take the doctor out back?

LOUIE Should we take care of him, or "take cayyree of him"?

FAT TONY - Take care of him. (unreadable voice)

LOUIE I don't know what that meant, Was it the first one or the second one? I can't ask him, otherwise he's gonna "take care of me.

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF FAT TONY SEASON 22 EPISODE 19
 

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H - So anyway Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they don't tell me where they go. It's like a conspiracy.
B - A conspiracy, eh? You think they're involved in the Kennedy assassination in some way?
H - I do... now. Anyway I'm gonna follow them tonight and see where they go.
M - Oh, Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden.
H - Well, something did.
M - I don't want you stalking anyone tonight.
H - Oh, okay. Have it your own way, Marge. I'll be back in a minute. I'm going outside to... stalk.... Lenny and Carl, DOH.
 

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