Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Hank Scorpion]

Lisa: Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer! His boots are ivory, his hat is ivory, and I'm pretty sure that cheque is ivory.
Homer: Lisa, a guy who's got lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low.
Lisa: Mr. Blackheart?
Mr. Blackheart: Yes, my pretty?
Lisa: Are you an ivory dealer?
Mr. Blackheart: Little girl, I've had lots of jobs in my day: Whale hunter, seal clubber, President of the Fox network ... and like most people, yeah, I've dealt a little ivory.

Bart: Dad, you can't do this. Stampy is my friend.
Homer: Don't worry, son. I'll get you a new elephant.
Mr. Blackheart: I'll take that one too.
Homer: Done.
Mr. Blackheart: All right, I'll be back in the morning to pick up Stampy.

Homer: Here's the keys.
Mr. Blackheart: Elephants don't have keys.
Homer: Well, I'll just keep these then.

 

[BILC]

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Lisa: Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer! His boots are ivory, his hat is ivory, and I'm pretty sure that cheque is ivory.
Homer: Lisa, a guy who's got lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low.
Lisa: Mr. Blackheart?
Mr. Blackheart: Yes, my pretty?
Lisa: Are you an ivory dealer?
Mr. Blackheart: Little girl, I've had lots of jobs in my day: Whale hunter, seal clubber, President of the Fox network ... and like most people, yeah, I've dealt a little ivory.

Bart: Dad, you can't do this. Stampy is my friend.
Homer: Don't worry, son. I'll get you a new elephant.
Mr. Blackheart: I'll take that one too.
Homer: Done.
Mr. Blackheart: All right, I'll be back in the morning to pick up Stampy.

Homer: Here's the keys.
Mr. Blackheart: Elephants don't have keys.
Homer: Well, I'll just keep these then.

That made me giggle out loud

 

[glenferry23]

Lisa: Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer! His boots are ivory, his hat is ivory, and I'm pretty sure that cheque is ivory.
Homer: Lisa, a guy who's got lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low.
Lisa: Mr. Blackheart?
Mr. Blackheart: Yes, my pretty?
Lisa: Are you an ivory dealer?
Mr. Blackheart: Little girl, I've had lots of jobs in my day: Whale hunter, seal clubber, President of the Fox network ... and like most people, yeah, I've dealt a little ivory.

Bart: Dad, you can't do this. Stampy is my friend.
Homer: Don't worry, son. I'll get you a new elephant.
Mr. Blackheart: I'll take that one too.
Homer: Done.
Mr. Blackheart: All right, I'll be back in the morning to pick up Stampy.

Homer: Here's the keys.
Mr. Blackheart: Elephants don't have keys.
Homer: Well, I'll just keep these then.

This scene really is genuis. Almost impossible to describe how good it is without actually watching it. The voice on him is perfect too - and the sound effect of that 'click' when he flicks the ivory cheque

Absolutely fvcking glorious.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

is there a youtube video of it ?

 

[Kram]

Simpson, you diabolical... we're willing to pay you $2000 for the swarm.

Just the randomness of the sugar pile and the way the beekeepers talk cracks me up, classic.

 

[Cruyff14]

is there a youtube video of it ?

Is your YouTube not working?

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Is your YouTube not working?

Nah, Go look for it please

 

[Cruyff14]

Nah, Go look for it please

Mine isn't working either, sorry chap.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Mine isn't working either, sorry chap.

 

[Knighta21]

Beekeeper 1: Well, sure is quiet in here today.

Beekeeper 2: Yes, a little too quiet, if you know what I mean.

Beekeeper 1: Hmm... I'm afraid I don't.

Beekeeper 2: You see, bees usually make a lot of noise. No noise! - suggests no bees

Beekeeper 1: Oh, I understand now.

Beekeeper 1: Oh look, there goes one now.

 

[Cruyff14]

The sound of dejection in his voice when he says yes is fantastic haha

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Homer: [on the phone] Hello, Jerry? Homer Simpson. Remember last month when I paid back that loan? Well now I need YOU to do a favor for ME.

 

[Cruyff14]

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Great scene. I quoted this scene word for word while driving with mates on the weekend

 

[Super Hans]

Ooh, sounds delish! Let me just toss some jeans on and... wait a minute! Who is this?

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

Time for some McGarnagle love.

Chief: You're off the case McGarnagle.
McGarnagle: You're off your case.
Chief: What does that even mean?
Homer to TV: It means he gets results you stupid chief!


Voice over: Next, on “McGarnagle”, McGarnagle is framed for a crime he didn’t commit. And only one person can clear his name: a little sissy boy who’s too scared to come forward.

McGarnagle: Now tell them what you saw Billy.
Billy: But I'm so scared McGarnagle.
McGarnagle: You've gotta do this one for me Billy, McGarnagle.
Billy: Okay. For you, McGarnagle.

Chief: Well, McGarnagle, Billy is DEAD! They slit his throat from ear to ear.
McGarnagle: Hey, I’m trying to eat lunch here!

 

[Captain Awkward]

Nelson: Give me your fortune or I'll pound your withered old face in!
Mr Burns: Ooh, I like his energy. Put him on the callback list.

Martin: Clang, clang, clang went the trolley. Ring, ring, ring went the bell. Zing, zing, zing went my heartstrings-

Mr Burns: Thank you! Give the bully an extra point.

 

[Cruyff14]

OOOOOOOOOOOH he card reads good!

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

"Now that you've agreed to reap the windfall of my death, I must return to my large, empty mansion to rattle around and await the inevitable - alone."

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Yeah. Let's push him down the steps."

 

[Kram]

So much for plan B..

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Lisa: Hey! Mom, Bart's throwing peas.
Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister.
Bart: Mr. Burns throws peas at Smithers. [flicks a pea at Lisa]
Lisa: Ow! That was a big one!
Marge: Homer, say something.
Homer: Lisa, quit getting in the way of your wealthy brother's peas.

 

[Demonalke]

Did everyone wash their necks like Mr. Burns asked?
yeeessss
Sure did!

Lumber..... We need lumber

 

[Michael Scarn]

Great scene. I quoted this scene word for word while driving with mates on the weekend

Cool, what happened after that?

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Cool, what happened after that?

We drove back to Winnipeg of course