Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Holy Foley!]

Mr. Burns: See with your eyes, not with your hands!
Fidel Castro: Please! We are all amigos here!
Homer: Mr. Burns, I think we can trust the President of Cuba!
[Mr. Burns reluctantly hands over the money]
Mr. Burns: Now give it back.
Fidel Castro: Give what back?

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Super Hans]

How many of these is he going to send me?

 

[Kram]

Mr. Simpson, this government computer can process over nine tax returns per day. Did you really think you could fool it?

 

[moistie]

 

[Kim Hagdorn]

Ralph: What do you do if you want something that looks like a horse?
Painter: Ehh, usually we just tape a bunch of cats together.

 

[Demonalke]

Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this, son.
Bart: Not bloody likely.
Homer: No, it's true. You know when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories.

 

[Kram]

Seamless

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Super Hans]

Hey, wait! I’m okay today! My mum bought me deodorant!

 

[Kram]

But... will they just find Milhouse, or will they find him and kill him?
Well, they'll... when they find him, they'll.. um *mumbles*

Uh, excuse me! You didn't answer me. You just trailed off.
Yeah... yeah, I did kind of trail off, there. Didn't I? Heh.

 

[Kram]

Gee how many usernames on this site would be Simpsons related ha? Must be at least a couple of hundred.

 

[Hank Scorpion]

 

[Cleavy]

Mr. Simpson, this government computer can process over nine tax returns per day. Did you really think you could fool it?

Agent Johnson (FBI): From now on, you're gonna work for us!
Homer: OK, but could you pay me under the table? [quietly] I got a little tax problem...

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

Martin playing the "My Dinner With Andre" game always cracks me up.


Video game character: Thirsting for a way to name the unnameable, to express the inexpressible?
Martin: [entranced] Tell me more!

 

[McClane]

"Are you wearing a grocery bag?"
"I have misplaced my pants."

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Super Hans]

'Mum! Make him tell the story right.'

'... he is'

 

[Gibbsy]

"It's an unrelated article?"
"Yes."
"In the banner headline?"

 

[Kram]

Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham.

Help! Heeellp!!

 

[Ahern2Boof]

 

[Demonalke]

And that's my two cents. hehehe
That ought to hold those S.O.Bs

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