Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

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Demonalke

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Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this, son.
Bart: Not bloody likely.
Homer: No, it's true. You know when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories.
 

Kram

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But... will they just find Milhouse, or will they find him and kill him?
Well, they'll... when they find him, they'll.. um *mumbles*

Uh, excuse me! You didn't answer me. You just trailed off.
Yeah... yeah, I did kind of trail off, there. Didn't I? Heh.
 

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Kram

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Gee how many usernames on this site would be Simpsons related ha? Must be at least a couple of hundred.
 

Cleavy

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Mr. Simpson, this government computer can process over nine tax returns per day. Did you really think you could fool it?
Agent Johnson (FBI): From now on, you're gonna work for us!
Homer: OK, but could you pay me under the table? [quietly] I got a little tax problem...
 

Barry_Badrinath

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Home Finals at the MCG
Martin playing the "My Dinner With Andre" game always cracks me up.


Video game character:
Thirsting for a way to name the unnameable, to express the inexpressible?
Martin: [entranced] Tell me more!




 
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