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Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

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Well Kent, as of now the death count is zero, but it is ready to shoot right up.
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Oh my god. Damn you, snow!
 
I know this one wont get much love because it's from the post 1998 era but in the Pieman episode Comic Book Guy forces Bart to buy a bunch of crappy comics because he accidentally smudged them. They were:

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That supergirl one is genius. Pieman was one of the better "new" Simpsons episodes.
 

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That doesn’t mean you don’t have to do your book report. What if the weatherman is wrong?
Lisa, that man is a professional meteorologist.
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Kent, I’d like to remind everybody to come down and watch me at the Springfield Laugh N Brew, and burgers and fries this Saturday. The forecast calls for a 75% chance of hilarity
 
That doesn’t mean you don’t have to do your book report. What if the weatherman is wrong?
Lisa, that man is a professional meteorologist.
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Kent, I’d like to remind everybody to come down and watch me at the Springfield Laugh N Brew, and burgers and fries this Saturday. The forecast calls for a 75% chance of hilarity

Brockman seems to be looking at him with such awe.
 

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Lionel Hutz: This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie 'The Neverending Story.'
Homer: So, do you think I have a case?
Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history.
Homer: Woohoo!
 
Treehouse 14 actually isn't that bad for an episode in the second decade of the show.

Bart: Do you know what this means?
Milhouse: Yeah, but you say it first
Bart: We can do anything we want!
Milhouse: Lets get really far ahead on our homework! Wait till the other kids see we're already on the RED unit of Adventures In Reading.

Bart:
When people see all the stuff we did they're gonna kill us.
Milhouse: Yeah, and I can't run too fast after 15 years of eating nothing but Gummi worms.

Marge: Why is Bart so tall, and shaggy?
Homer: Just one of life's mysteries. Like why is my nose jammed full of army men.
 
Sunday morning from about 7am till 10.30am is all classic Simpsons. I'm usually up with my 2 ear old, although most of the jokes go over her head
The seem to be playing a fair bit from seasons 10, 11 and 12 recently which is pushing the definition of classic for mine.
 
Old Springfield vs New Springfield

Kent Brockman
: Scientists say they're also less attractive physically, and while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use low-brow expressions like "Oh, yeah?" and "Come here a minute!"
Homer: Oh, yeah? They think they're better than us, huh? Bart, come here a minute!
Bart: You come here a minute!
Homer: Oh, yeah?
 

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Continuing the Kent love

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A tidal wave has hit Kuara, kuahaura, koala............France!!

Kuala Lumpur is an inland city tens of kilometres from the nearest ocean, yet the news article states it got hit by a tidal wave. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magical tsunami or something? Gee, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
 
Sunday morning from about 7am till 10.30am is all classic Simpsons. I'm usually up with my 2 ear old, although most of the jokes go over her head

I would think probably every joke would!
 
Kent: "A philantropist. A humanitarian. A man of peace. These are just a few of the men who have come to spit on Montgomery Burns' grave."

Had to look that up, the Burns' grave thing threw me. Found out it was Season 22 – not bad for that era
 

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