Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

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Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson. I-- Uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Huts: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Hutz: Well, replace the word 'kinda' with the word 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son.
 

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Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter. Of course being a highly skilled attorney, my fee is $175 an hour
Homer: We pay 8 dollars for the night and you can take 2 popsicles outta the freezer.
Lionel Hutz: Three.
Homer: Two.
Lionel Hutz: Okay, two and I get to keep this old birdcage!
Homer: Done!
Lionel Hutz: Still got it.
 
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Marge: I haven't been in a play since high school, and I thought it would be a good chance to meet some other adults.
Homer: Sounds interesting.
Marge: You know, I spend all day alone with Maggie, and sometimes it's like I don't even exist.
Homer: Sounds interesting.
 
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