Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[E92_]

Lou: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place.
Chief Wiggum: Forget it. That's two blocks away.
Lou: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney.
Chief Wiggum: I am proceeding on foot. Call in a code 8.
Lou: [on the radio] We need pretzels. Repeat, pretzels.

Bart: You're going down, Homer. I'm gonna fool you!
Homer: You talk better than you fool.
Bart: I'll fool you up real nice.
Homer: You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.



Homer: Oh Marge. What if I wind up as some vegetable watching TV on the couch. My important work will never be completed.

 

[Cleavy]

Fox 8 is the only channel without signal this morning

just now or earlier? my signal was fine about 1.5 hrs ago, since they were airing my favourite episode (Duffless)

 

[E92_]

 

[Kram]

Apu: No. In fact I can recite pi to forty thousand places. The last digit is one.

Homer: Mmm... pi.

 

[E92_]

Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson. I-- Uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Huts: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Hutz: Well, replace the word 'kinda' with the word 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son.

 

[E92_]

If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers.
Can you imagine a world without lawyers?

 

[E92_]

(Lionel Hutz tries to give Judge Snyder a fake verdict)
Judge Snyder: This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says "guilty." And "guilty" is spelled wrong!

 

[Demonalke]

Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter. Of course being a highly skilled attorney, my fee is $175 an hour
Homer: We pay 8 dollars for the night and you can take 2 popsicles outta the freezer.
Lionel Hutz: Three.
Homer: Two.
Lionel Hutz: Okay, two and I get to keep this old birdcage!
Homer: Done!
Lionel Hutz: Still got it.

 

[glenferry23]

"Your manager says for you to shut up!"

 

[Igloo]

"Your manager says for you to shut up!"

Vera said that?

 

[raven echo]

 

[Captain Awkward]

Thank you! Thank you very much.
Ow!
Oh! I'm sorry, kid.

 

[lmach]

Lisa, just because you're 10 feet tall doesn't mean you can tell me what to do.

I'm Bart.

 

[Igloo]

 

[Igloo]

 

[deedog2]

'Homer, you knuckle-beak, I told you a hundred times: you've got to sell your pumpkin futures before Halloween! Before!'

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Super Hans]

'Uhh, I lost my map'

'You haven't been issued a map, yet'

 

[Super Hans]

This bra bomb better work Nerdlinger!

 

[lmach]

'Homer, you knuckle-beak, I told you a hundred times: you've got to sell your pumpkin futures before Halloween! Before!'

 

[lmach]

"You know those radio commercials where two annoying voices yammer back and forth to each other."

"I invented those."

"Happens all the time."

 

[Super Hans]

One for you, one for me.

 

[Super Hans]

SUCKER! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

 

[Super Hans]

'I'm telling you, I didn't do anything.'

'I don't care.'

 

[Super Hans]

'I'm telling you, I didn't do anything.'

'I don't care.'

'My glasses'