Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Cruyff14]

'I'm telling you, I didn't do anything.'

'I don't care.'

The Fugitive!

 

[lmach]

Marge: I haven't been in a play since high school, and I thought it would be a good chance to meet some other adults.
Homer: Sounds interesting.
Marge: You know, I spend all day alone with Maggie, and sometimes it's like I don't even exist.
Homer: Sounds interesting.

 

[Cleavy]

 

[deedog2]

'LETS GET BIZZAY!!!'

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Martin: Uh, Sir, why don't you just use real cows?
Painter: Cows don't look like cows on film. You gotta use horses.
Ralph: What do you do if you want something that looks like a horse?
Painter: Eh...usually we just tape a bunch of cats together.

 

[Kram]

...or double ply windows! They look just like regular windows, but they'll save us four percent on our heating bill.


Well they will....

 

[Kram]

John F. Kennedy: I would like to take this opportunity to express my fondness for Duff beer.

Richard Nixon: Uh, I'd also like to express my fondness for that particular beer.

Homer: The man never drank a Duff in his life.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Bank Manager: I'm sorry, I can't disclose any information about that customer's illegal account.

Bank Manager: Oh crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer. Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret. Oh crap, I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal.

Bank Manager: Ohhhh, it's too hot today.

 

[Super Hans]

'Aha, Atoms. One, two, three, four...Six of them! Take him away'.

 

[Super Hans]

'What's a matter chief?'

'Yeah, you've barely touched your banana kaboom'.

 

[Cruyff14]

It's not a very happy birthday for Rex Banner!

 

[raven echo]

'What's a matter chief?'

'Yeah, you've barely touched your banana kaboom'.

Still my favourite episode.

 

[lmach]

Watched Mr. Plow again last night, it's a great episode.

Well, I got him as good as he got me.

D'oh!

 

[Cleavy]

 

[deedog2]

 

[Quokka]

Still my favourite episode.

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

Bart: Milhouse, do you see what's on channel six?

Milhouse: Uh, yeah, it's-it's really something (quickly changes channel).

 

[Bosun]

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[Kram]

All week, he promise big firework display.
Bad student.
Uh-uh… bad principal.

 

[Super Hans]

He's not even trying anymore.

 

[Kram]

When it comes to catching trout, nothing beats German light infantry.

 

[Demonalke]

Manager: Gentlemen, you've just recorded your first no.1
Quartet: Oh yes!
Homer: Wait until I tell Marge
Manager: Oh yes, bouffant Betty. Well I would prefer we kept your marriage a secret you see, alot of women are going to want to have sex with you and a; we want them to think they can
Homer: Well if I explain to Marge THAT way I'm sure she will understand...

 

[Captain Awkward]

Homer: Boy, when Lisa comes in, I want you to make a big fuss over how she looks.
Bart: She'll see through me like Grandma's underpants.
Homer: No, she won't. When it comes to compliments women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to em, you'll get plenty back in return.
Bart: Like what?
Homer: I'll tell you when you're older. Hehehe..

Homer: Is that Lisa? I gotta call heaven, there's an angel missing!
Bart: And who's your little school friend? Wait a minute. That's Mum!

Oh, my goodness! How gallant! Isn't that nice? Thank you.

Marge: I know two fellas who are gonna get a special dinner tonight.

Hey, hey! Woohoo!

Bart: Dad, you know anything else about women?
Homer: Nope, that's it.

 

[Super Hans]

Incorrect Marge, two perfectly good jackets!

 

[Cruyff14]

Go banana!