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Martin: Uh, Sir, why don't you just use real cows?
Painter: Cows don't look like cows on film. You gotta use horses.
Ralph: What do you do if you want something that looks like a horse?
Painter: Eh...usually we just tape a bunch of cats together.
 
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Bank Manager: I'm sorry, I can't disclose any information about that customer's illegal account.



Bank Manager: Oh crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer. Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret. Oh crap, I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal.



Bank Manager: Ohhhh, it's too hot today.
 

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Manager: Gentlemen, you've just recorded your first no.1
Quartet: Oh yes!
Homer: Wait until I tell Marge
Manager: Oh yes, bouffant Betty. Well I would prefer we kept your marriage a secret you see, alot of women are going to want to have sex with you and a; we want them to think they can
Homer: Well if I explain to Marge THAT way I'm sure she will understand...
 
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Homer: Boy, when Lisa comes in, I want you to make a big fuss over how she looks.
Bart: She'll see through me like Grandma's underpants.
Homer: No, she won't. When it comes to compliments women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to em, you'll get plenty back in return.
Bart: Like what?
Homer: I'll tell you when you're older. Hehehe..


Homer: Is that Lisa? I gotta call heaven, there's an angel missing!
Bart: And who's your little school friend? Wait a minute. That's Mum!

Oh, my goodness! How gallant! Isn't that nice? Thank you.

Marge: I know two fellas who are gonna get a special dinner tonight.

Hey, hey! Woohoo!

Bart: Dad, you know anything else about women?
Homer: Nope, that's it.
 
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