Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

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Super Hans

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Okay, here's what we've got: the Rand corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.



We're through the looking glass here people.
 
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Lisa: Here, Dad. I brought you some nice - Ahh!

Homer: Good news, Lisa. I don't need your mother anymore. I've created a replacement that's superior to her in almost every way.
Lisa: Dad, that's just a plant.
Homer: Lisa! You will respect your new mother. Now, give her a kiss. Kiss her!

Homer: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
All right. Let's get our stories straight. She tripped, right?
 

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Scorpio: Good afternoon gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the doomsday device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold. Or you face the consequences. And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this... [blows up bridge]
UN member #1: Oh, my God! The 59th Street Bridge!
UN member #2: Maybe it just collapsed on its own.
UN member #1: We can't take that chance.
UN member #2: You always say that. I want to take a chance!!


Yeah guess which episode I watched last night. Total gold.
 

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lmach

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His identification cracks me up every time lol
Mulder: Mr. Simpson, we want you to recreate your every move the night you saw the alien.

Homer: The evening began at the gentlemen's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.

Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.

Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. Happy?
 
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