Kid: Where's he going?
Attendant: You remember that old Plymouth we couldn't fix?
Kid: We're going to sell him to Mr. Nikopopolous?
Attendant: ... You're a dull boy Billy.
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Nelson: Hey, German boy. Go back to Germania!
Uter: I do not deserve this. I have come here legally as an exchange student!
Skinner: Young man, the only thing we exchanged for you is our national dignity.
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Now are you gonna buy a wig, or ain't ya?
Yeah, yeah, I love Grimby.
Could I have some more bumper stickers, please, dude? All right.
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The mummy's ready for his mystical journey.