Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

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Lisa: I was in the library at the time, but Janey told me that Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher, Mrs. - what's her name?
Marge: Krabappel?
Lisa: Yeah, Krabappel. They were naked in the closet together.
Marge: Oh, my goodness!
Homer: Wait a minute. Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall! Why didn't someone tell me? Oh, I've been making an idiot out of myself!
 

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Birch Barlow: Mayor Quimby, you are well known for your lenient stance on crime, but suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs, your family was tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths, you try to open the door but there's too much blood on the knob....

Mayor Quimby: What is your ah question?

Birch Barlow: My question is about the budget, sir.
 

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Marge: [Reading letters] 'Third Notice,' 'Final Notice,' 'Some Guys are coming!' Hm what's this?, an invitation to our high-school reunion. Gee that's odd they didn't send one to you.

Homer: This is it Homer, it's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past... Marge I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.

Marge: Oh my god!

Homer: No the other secret... Marge, I never graduated from high school.

Marge: Well it still doesn't why you ate my soap, wait maybe it does.

Homer:
I never passed remedial science IA.

Marge:
And you're a nuclear technician?

Homer:
Marge, ix-nay on the uclear-nay echnitian-tay!

Marge:
What did you say?

Homer:
I don't know. I flunked Latin too!
 
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Mrs. Skinner: I collect pictures of cakes that I clip out of the magazines. It all started in 1941 when "Good Housekeeping" featured a photo of a lovely cake.
Bart: You wouldn't happen to have any real cakes around here, would you?
Mrs. Skinner: Oh, my, no. I don't care for cake, too sweet. Now, this is called a Lady Baltimore cake. At my age, I don't have much saliva left, so you'll have to lick my thumb before I can turn the page.

Bart: Oh, can't I just turn the page for you?
Mrs. Skinner: No! But you can pick out any picture you want to take home with you.
Bart: Okay ... that one.

Mrs. Skinner: You can't have that one! That's a coconut cake!
 

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Come gather 'round children,
It's high time ye learned,
'Bout a hero named Homer
And a devil named Burns.

We'll march till we drop,
The girls and the fellas,
We'll fight till the death
Or else fold like umbrellas.

So we'll march day and night,
By the big cooling tower,
They have the plant,
But we have the power.





Now do classical gas.
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