Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[DrVanNostrand]

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Super Hans]

Probably my favourite scene, the look on Homers face just cracks me up.

 

[Kram]

“She must think you’re after her eggs!”
“I only ate one!”

 

[deedog2]

ET Man: '70s leading man Troy McClure has finally met the woman of his
dreams. We may rememb... woman? Huh, okay! We may remember Troy
from such films as "The Verdict Was Mail Fraud", and "Leper in
the Backfield".

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Fraid old Zeke, he rides up here with me.
Can’t trust a pig with watermelons, you know.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Milhouse! You were supposed to be the night watchman!

I was watching. I saw the whole thing. First it started falling over, then it fell over.

 

[Captain Awkward]

Administrator: And what are your reasons for wanting a little brother?
Homer's Brain: Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge!
Homer: Uh, revenge?
Homer's Brain: That's it, I'm gettin' outta here.
(The sound of footsteps and a door slam.)

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Large Marge Episode with Stampy and Krusty, loved this classic wiggum moment.

Chief Wiggum: Aim for the big hose coming out of its face.
Lou: You mean the trunk?
Chief Wiggum: Easy there, college boy.

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Hey! Don't...jerk me around.

 

[Demonalke]

Hey! Don't...jerk me around.

Woods: But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a far away planet.
Marge: That sounds like a good movie.
Woods: Yes, yes a... a movie yes

 

[raven echo]

His identification cracks me up every time lol

Posted on the Simpsons Best Moments Facebook page a couple of days ago

 

[Captain Awkward]

Marge: Are you sure the children will get enough nutrition from these pretzels?
Skinner: Yes, I am sure. Sure as sure can be.

Marge: Oh, my God. What happened to your fingers?
(Man whispers): Boating accident.
Skinner: I believe it was a "boaking" accident. I have to go now.

 

[The Passenger]

You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return

 

[Super Hans]

You have 24 hours, and to show you we're serious... you have 12 hours.

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Super Hans]

Hey Homer, the section you're supposed to monitoring is on fire!

 

[Demonalke]

Milhouse: Bart, my mum won't let me be your friend any more. That's why you couldn't come to the party.
Bart: What's she got against me?
Milhouse: She says you're a bad influence.
Bart: Bad influence, my ass. How many times have I told you, never listen to your mother.

 

[SSwans2011]

 

[crazyman27]

Damn you Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots! Can't we all just get along?

 

[Super Hans]

Well, I suppose this one looks a bit like me.

 

[Cruyff14]

S3 currently on Fox 8.

 

[Cleavy]

 

[Super Hans]

Grooming him, eh?

 

[NinjaSwan]