Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Gibbsy]

"We're getting some kind of grinding noise on the track"

 

[Gibbsy]

“Marge, you make it sound so seamy. All I did was spend the afternoon in her trailer watching her try on some outfits”

 

[davo99]

MR Burns: Ah ha I need a Patsy.
Homer: Hello
Mr Burns: Yes, Yes hello. But right know I'm looking for a patsy!
Homer: Hello
Mr Burns: He Hellooooooo
Homer: Why are you talking to me like that

 

[glenferry23]

MR Burns: Ah ha I need a Pansy.
Homer: Hello
Mr Burns: Yes, Yes hello. But right know I'm looking for a pansy!
Homer: Hello
Mr Burns: He Hellooooooo
Homer: Why are you talking to me like that

Its meant to be "patsy" right? Not sure, I might be wrong.

 

[davo99]

Its meant to be "patsy" right? Not sure, I might be wrong.

Oops yeah your right!

 

[Kram]

Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.

 

[Captain Awkward]

Lisa Simpson is no longer Little Miss Springfield. She was stripped of her crown in a ceremony earlier today.
(shoots to baby goat drinking milk)
Well, that's obviously the wrong footage.
Uh, but it does seem the father of the deposed beauty queen, Homer Simpson filled out the pageant application incorrectly. In the area under "Do not write in this space," he wrote, "Okay."

 

[Kram]

Eyelash implants.
I thought those were illegal?!
Not in Paraguay..

 

[Stratton_Gun]

 

[davo99]

And in other news The French President has DYED his hair...

 

[Kram]

"Homer, just give him the doughnut! Once he has it, that will be the end of all this horror."
"Well, okay. If it’ll end horror....

....Don’t you ever get tired of being wrong all the time?"
"Sometimes."

 

[Captain Awkward]

They like Itchy.
They like Scratchy.
One kid seems to love the Speedo man.

 

[Bosun]

Hobgoblin: [singing] I will always love you,

I will always be true,

Spend my days pitching woo,

to you.

Milhouse: Oh, he’s been singing for two hours.

Lisa: This couldn’t have less to do with Christmas. And I think that’s a stagehand.

Bo Peep: And I love you, too. And you and you and you, Oh, you and me, Together we can see …

http://thesimpsonsforever.tumblr.com/post/4392648250/hobgoblin-singing-i-will-always-love-you-i

 

[Kram]

 

[Bosun]

Swansfan and Kram81 your work brings me joy, ****ing love it.

 

[Demonalke]

 

[Kram]

Well, we're still on. Three hundred and forty six consecutive hours, and all because of one little boy who... who WON'T LET ME STOP!! Anyway, now let's go over and see if Sideshow Mel has any more of those legal over-the-counter 'wake up' drugs of his!

 

[Demonalke]

Still one of my absolute favourites.

 

[Bosun]

Still one of my absolute favourites.

Keep watching the ski's

 

[Big Sauce 21]

 

[Demonalke]

Milhouse: Uh, these aren't real X-rays, are they?
Director: Good question! We'll check into that. OK, X-ray machine to full power, and, action!

 

[Gibbsy]

 

[Gibbsy]

 

[Captain Awkward]

Mr Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage ...when pigs fly!

Smithers: Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?
Mr Burns: No... I'd still prefer not.

 

[deedog2]

Man: [quietly] Well, sir, it has been an uneventful week in Badger
Falls...where the women are robust, the men are pink-cheeked, and
the children are pink-cheeked and robust.
[Audience laughs loudly]
Homer: What the hell's so funny?
Man: At the Apple Biscuit cafe, where the smiles are free, don't you
know, Sven Inqvist studied the menu, and finally he ordered the
same thing he has every day.
[Audience laughs and applauds]